Eric Cuntman

Babies heads are miniature steak & kidney puds. I think you could get a commercial version of them, branded as 'Goblin'. When you get them out of the tin, they look like, well.. babies heads. One of the more popular ration items. Along with the tins of boiled ham and peas.

You'd be surprised what stuff ends up on the market when Colchester barracks have a clear out. Have you heard of 'babies heads'?

Bolt the door. Leave a can of beans on the step for them, no opener. That'll learn 'em.

I can smell he's a cunt.

John Haigh. I think that's what Cuntspotter said earlier.

I see him as Doctor Crapulence from Viz.

90% of the money goes to charity executives and the other 10% goes to ethnics. They can fuck right off.

That's the bloke. Yes, Stephen Rea played the 'Quincy ME' type state coroner who took up the investigation himself, with fuck all help from the KGB, who wanted to deny it was happening.

.. pursued by a bear.

I thought he was ok. His feuds with Roops and Rick B were entertaining. I'm sure he was deliberately doing the 'could of'/could have' thing just to drive Baws mental.

I remember you getting cold feet over the Snatch fight when you discovered that they have superhuman strength.

Take your nonce worshipping sensibilities, and shove them up your fucking arse.

I bet you say that to all the boys.

She's a bit like Hilary Clinton with a touch of Charlotte Rampling.

We could have avoided them being here in the first place if some cunt had thought to include swimming in the immigration requirements.

I've seen that one. Polish bloke who told his wife he worked as a film editor for Disney, when he was actually out shooting people for the Wops.

There was a Russian one, whose body count is believed to be north of 250. He was a paid up communist party member, which might explain the authorities lack of enthusiasm for catching him. There's a film telling the story. 'Citizen X'

Do you remember the woman who was in the Guinness book of records for having the largest ovarian cyst ever to be removed? Apparently it weighed as much as the rest of her and when they examined it, it had hair, teeth and fingernails growing in it! How fucking bizarre. And revolting.

That's the cunt. Always get mixed up with him, Crippen and Christie.

Who was the acid bath murderer? He got caught eventually because despite the acid getting rid of flesh and bone, it didn't dissolve the fat, and a huge ball of human blubber was found blocking his drain. 😊 lovely.

Harry fucking Secombe, and that fucking religious shite he presented. Fat cunt should've stuck to being Milligan's stooge. Ruined Sunday evenings.

Welsh terrier.. English bull terrier.

At this point I would generally be 'escorting' you from the venue. Calm down. You've all been drinking.

Thanks. That's just fucked my afternoon bacon sarnie plan.

That's still expensive for a sanitary towel.