Eric Cuntman

Exactly. "I know, I'll get a tattoo that glamorises gang violence... and then I'll start bleating that Black Lives Matter". Thick fucking primate.

Funny how the mincing faggots in adverts are always white as well. Almost as if there's an agenda to stop the Caucasian race from breeding. Maybe because white people are generally more intelligent and demand to be paid fairly. The ruling elite would rather phase them out and replace them with cunts who work for rice and bananas. Ethnic cleansing by media.

And a 'Pagan Man'.

I wouldn't worry too much Decs. all of our best material will eventually be presented as the work of negroes.

No. And it's 'Hai Karate'. It was Brut, or 'Denim', if I wanted my chest rubbed by a slut with long nails.

Just south of 'Yonder'.

Uncanny. My grandad used to bath in that shit as well. Brut was the iconic 80s one for me. Actually smells nice and at the time, you could buy the watered down '33' version in the plastic bottle for a quid.

A Norwegian blue would be a good avatar choice for you.

I got a 'Brut 33' gift set this year. My bathroom smells of good old fashioned masculinity and is now completely non-gay. Now that the authentic aroma of Henry Cooper has been re-launched, perhaps it will encourage more young men not to be benders.

apparently, the hardest animal in the world is a parrot.

My mum's still got the special nappy pin with the locking bit on it. I told her I probably won't need it again for another 30 or so years.

I'd rather they were covered in napalm.

Yes Harold. Brooklyn Beckham was a right cunt for getting sent off.

Wow! Would one win a fight with a velociraptor?

In years to come, @Cuntybaws will light a candle and remember him on his bath day.

Why so defensive? You precious, over sensitive little cunt.

Harold... I've tried to construct a mental image of you, and all I can come up with is Evil Arnold Rimmer from the 'Angels & Demons' episode.

It's Christmas. Fuck off talking about Brexit. Nobody gives a flying fuck. 😴

Amazing the things you've remembered from medical school.

Bleeding gums Murphy.

Babies heads are miniature steak & kidney puds. I think you could get a commercial version of them, branded as 'Goblin'. When you get them out of the tin, they look like, well.. babies heads. One of the more popular ration items. Along with the tins of boiled ham and peas.

You'd be surprised what stuff ends up on the market when Colchester barracks have a clear out. Have you heard of 'babies heads'?

Bolt the door. Leave a can of beans on the step for them, no opener. That'll learn 'em.

I can smell he's a cunt.

John Haigh. I think that's what Cuntspotter said earlier.