Eric Cuntman
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"I shoot you Tony... You stay down!"
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It's 'The Crack Fox' from The Mighty Boosh. A drug addict fox with syringes for fingers, who lives under a huge pile of binbags in the back garden of 'Nabootique'. Hope that helps.
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In the world of politics, deceit and professional liars, the hand of Maradona would be regarded as the Ark Of The Covenant. Any party that possesses it will be electorally invincible.
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He had a button mushroom for a cock.
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Not really an actor. He was the 'go to' lump for film directors who needed a big, mean looking cunt to have a fight with Schwarzenegger or some other cunt. He had a punch up with Ryan O'Neil in 'Barry Lyndon'.
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We could open a 'Sniper School' for white kids. Blue Peter badge and goodie bag for most clean head shots. The top 10% can be deployed along the cliffs at Dover.
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I've only ever seen one copy of 'The Gay Times' being sold in a shop. It was in Lewisham. I won't go back there.
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You've fucked that right up. When he said he wanted a file, he meant an A4 lever-arch ring binder for his Terrence Higgins newsletters and Grindr printouts.
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Can't we just nuke them? They would look really funny running around on fire in their pyjamas and pointy hats. The news people could dub the Benny Hill theme tune over the footage.
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Pat Roach was the last decent British wrestler.
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Awful. Kill yourself.
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I think the role of 'Mr Doberman', Richie & Eddie's neighbour in 'Bottom' was his crowning achievement.
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Fuck knows how they're getting pregnant. You can't pay a black man to fuck one of their own women.
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If they do erect a statue, it will resemble Mighty Joe Young and the plaque will read... 'Dedicated to Dame Vernita Kgabe Um-Bongo. An inspiration to women of colour.'
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Is that the black activist cunt? I thought it was this one.. they all look the same to me.
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It's important to be Ernest.
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Yes, I'm sure your arrival heralds a new age of excellence and will enrich us all. What do you want?
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Cave hideout on Tatooine.
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'This here's Cundolini.. Cundolini wants his hand back.'
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Deliberate punctuation and space bar errors, an attempt to appear working class by using 'aint'... Fuck off Stickers, you yoghurt knitting, tambourine bothering fucking poof.
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I won't be having any takeaways from 'Deliverpoo' either. -
You having the old nob chopped off Harold?
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'You buy dung, you get dung free!' 'Every shittle helps'
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Fred West has been posthumously pardoned. Detectives found some receipts that show he bought all his topsoil from Lockerbie.
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I'm in Essex. If we're comparing indigenous scum demographics... all you lightweight cunts can eat my fucking dust.
