Eric Cuntman

Can you be milked?

Sugar Ray Leonard vs Chris Eubank, both at their peak, would've been epic. A display of technical brilliance. My pick for a good old fashioned 'guts & Glory' punch up would be: Roberto Duran v Nigel Benn.

1) Rocky Marciano 2) Manny Paquiao 3) Nigel Benn v Gerald McLennan.

It's not all just 'penis/vagina... I like tits as well.

Bollocks. Men are men, women are women. If anyone's 'burdened' by anything, it's the born-wrong mutants who attempt to pervert the natural order with their attention seeking deviancy. Populist, band wagon jumping cunts like you attempting to defend and normalise it, are merely perpetuating and encouraging perverts and undermining normalcy. Fag-Hag.

For someone who claims to not give a shit about the leaderboard, this post is 'dripping' in 'like envy'.

Just pile into the darkie. You can always plant a DVD on them if they turn out to be innocent.

But did you manage to find Christmas tree shaped crumpets?

He's very, 'uppity'.

But, do you hev a piermit for the minkey?

That's better. You're more recognisable as Dinsdale Piranha's hedgehog.

Exactly! 'I'm a man but want to be a woman. Now I'm a woman, I'll have a relationship with a woman' What a fucking stupid cunt.

No thank you. I am flattered though.

That's the list of prizes on Bullseye. 'stay out of the black and in the red. You get nothing in this game for two in a bed.'

Is that a clip from 'Spazulthood'?

What?

Benburb FC.

Charlie Nicholas was quite good for the 17 minutes during the 80s that he wasn't in an alcoholic coma.

'I see, Terrahawks'

You're not black. That was all spelled right with punctuation.

If it's really the legendary ProfB, I think it's brilliant. Now we just need Brony Keith.

Yes. If you want to carry out a nice successful rape, it's much easier if the victim already knows the ropes.

Did he set fire to them to make it extra exciting?

Yeah... but you can get around it with a bit of gaffer tape. Soon have 'em turning purple.

Don't worry. I've got a Swiss Army knife and I've seen at least 3 episodes of 'Quincy'.