Eric Cuntman

Jimmy Nail and Tim Healy aren't puffs.

@Roadkill, this'un telt us yee worra puff.. wot ya ganna dee aboorit?

'Jack Spratt could eat no fat His wife could eat no lean So Jack ignored her flabby cunt And licked her arsehole clean.'

What's your avatar? Is it Ainsley Harriet's cock?

Terence & Philip are good though.

You can say that again.

We priparin laydees fo Panzbaby Visit. Wee slice off flapp an teech dem mannas. Good titey cuntys. No bakchat!

I've never used the term 'Movie'. Where do you get this shit from Jewdee? putting words in the mouths of others, is no substitute for coherent argument. Thoughts?

I'm sorry. I've upset you quite badly by the look of things. I'm trying to be a nicer person.

@DrCunt Has never called you any of those things. This 'attention seeking, drama queen, victim' act, really is wearing rather thin. Man up a little bit, and you may achieve the same level of respect here, that you do over at 'Isacunt'. Difference is.. we're not all fucking spastics. You have to work harder here to impress any cunt.

Homo.

Out of likes. Pair of cunts.

You think you've got problems. I've just got back to the stopover B&B in Cirencester. I met up with Roops in Stroud, and I can tell you three things.. The carpets match the curtains. Her real first name is 'Blodwyn'. She's hotter than a solar flare. I'm so confused. I feel guilty because she's welsh. I think I might be a racist.

I think highly of both of you. But if you continue with this, I'm going to track you down and cut you where you breed. @Jake The Muss I trust you will provide hammer support?

I have.. just thinking about it.

And the cunt who presented it to them.

Nice to see you WC. I feared you were due for the next cull of inactive members. @BrothersQuim About time you showed your fucking face too.

Ricky Martin fucked his own career by revealing the fact that he was a sausager. Good looking, decent voice, not a bad actor if I recall. And then he alienates 80% of his fan base by telling them he's not interested in the soggy clits that they'd all been strumming in his honour.

Colt Python. Police and military issue with 4" barrel. Regarded worldwide as the best revolver ever made. The millenials all love them on their stupid fucking playstation games, because that's what Andrew Lincoln uses in 'The Wanking Dead'. He holds it with his wrist angled downwards. The cunt would spend his life with a sprained wrist. Twat.

Hello Gambit. How are you? I thought you were dead.

I've only ever wanted your acceptance.

I don't know about chocolate. I hate chocolate. I like Solero lollies, and lemon Vienetta (classy). Arctic roll is the bestest ice-cream thing ever.

Are you one of those people that think 'Magnum' is the name of a gun? It isn't. The gun in Dirty Harry wasn't a .44 Magnum. That's the name of the ammunition it fires. The gun is a Smith & Wesson model 29.

Dunno. It might have been me. I read an awful lot of Bernard Cornwell.

Look, you stick to your old fashioned morphine treatment. My surgery has a 100% clear up rate for patients exhibiting the symptoms of homosexuality. I'm using a pioneering technique involving the use of subcutaneous metallic implants. which reminds me, I need to order a dozen boxes of S&W .357 Mag.