Eric Cuntman
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Qualitah
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If he's getting all that, can I have a big box of Kendal Mint Cake?
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That's not true. Albert is also a fan of frank and... ..yeah, he should kill himself.
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I think I'm right in saying that Wiz has also spent significantly more time on the leaderboard than frank. Like Eavens has. And Gyppo. And Wolfie.
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Bollocks. If it was, Tim Roth wouldn't have immediately recognised it. You're lying!
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Louis Mountbatten was viceroy of India. The man who 'sired' him was Prince Louis of Battenberg, the cake dude. None of which has anything to do with the young royals, they're all darkies or whelped by Hewitt.
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What the fuck has Prince Louis Of Battenberg got to do with it, you surreal, drug addled halfwit?
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I for one, am absolutely champing at the bit to find out whose ghastly countenance you were faced with. Only slightly less curious than I am to know the contents of Marcellus Wallace's fucking briefcase. Who was it, who was it!?!?
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Presumably you know someone capable of administering such a cunting? Whoever they are, they need a new warm-up man.
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It's a shame we never got to see a celebrity 'Scrabble Showdown' between Jade Goody and Joey Essex. It would, inevitably descend into chaos, when the letter 'Q' was drawn and both claim the other has vandalised a capital O with a sharpie.
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Not so new maybe, looking back through the archives, trying desperately to discover when exactly, Frank was any good, I've seen the name Kunte kinte a few times pre 2016.
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Well said Quaffle. This fucking retard is redefining the word Flid.
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Wendy James, Transvision Vamp. proper clunge.
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Costume's ripped. But I can Fix-It.
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You're basing your knowledge of Lorraine Kelly's growler on 'Bo Selecta' aren't you?
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Nobody ever says "fuck a duck" anymore.
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I haven't mentioned houses. You bizarre fucking loony.
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Utter gibberish. #drinkbleach
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What is this fucking shit supposed to mean?
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The one on our left is 100%, no doubt about it, a Cabbage Patch Kid.
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So the KKK are a group of people with strong religious beliefs, who cover their faces and preach hatred towards anyone different from them... ..Sounds familiar.
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How do you know? Is that where you go dogging with 'a friend'?
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Men who pretend they are pleased when their girlfriend is pregnant
Eric Cuntman replied to a topic in The Corner
Better out than in. -
Men who pretend they are pleased when their girlfriend is pregnant
Eric Cuntman replied to a topic in The Corner
Senokot kicked in? -
Wasn't long ago that this aberration would have been dispatched via ducking stool at the hands of the Cuntfinder General.
