Eric Cuntman
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Agreed, the second one was pretty much the Tommy show. The first one had the same cheesy, 80s brilliance that Bloodsport had.
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Chris Penn was a notorious brawler, despite being a fat cunt. One of the crew from 'Best of the best', said that some of the cast and crew went out on a piss up. Penn's mouth drew the attention of half a dozen rednecks, he put 3 of them on their arses while Eric Roberts was hiding in the toilet.
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I would give Norris a slight edge, based on physical size and strength. Although he was a student of Bruce lee, I think toughness usually wins out over finesse. I've read, from a few sources, that one of the most genuinely hard cunts in Hollywood was Chris Penn.
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I was going to ask how long it took him to cum, but I used that last week and thought it would be less than honourable to keep cashing in on Quincy's material in his absence.
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He's always had a weird shape, even in his early stuff when he clearly, could fight, he had women's hips, a big arse and disproportionately long legs. Nowadays they use choppy editing and most of the martial arts stuff is done by a stunt double.
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Chuck Norris is still the boss. He once had a street named after him, but they had to change the name of the street, because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives. when Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't raise himself up, he pushes the planet downwards.
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The king of all these cunts is Steven Seagal. Wearing his hair like a feudal warlord from the Water Margin, and insisting on wearing his own clothes in all his films, usually a 3/4 length embroidered Japanese coat to hide his extremely peculiar body shape. The majority of martial arts stars are still training and in good shape, Chuck Norris could still kick some real world arse in his 60s and Van Damme clearly hasn't relented in his training either. Whereas Seagal's fitness regime is obviously, sitting on his huge fucking arse in a sushi restaurant, shovelling it down his neck for 6 hours a day. Sweaty fucking ponytailed Jabba the Hutt cunt.
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Thanks. I'm now haunted by a mental image of Jimmy Krankie being raped by a 6 foot chicken.
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You mean Isabel oakshotte? Out of those 2, her. But I'd trample over both of them to get to that bird who plays Alice in Resident Evil.
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Oriental women are the world elite when it comes to 'vaginal ping pong'. Although Punkape can do something similar with his arse and a bowling ball.
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@Frank. You're getting your cunt kicked through your oesophagus. What do you plan on doing about it?
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I imagine the lack of limbs has played havoc with the hole digging campaign as well. But on the plus side, having dug as many as you have thus far, without discovering any evidence of mass graves, has hopefully discredited the malicious theories of Nazi genocide. As for the foreskin problem, it'll soon be winter, and you can sit back and laugh at all those cunts buying snoods from the Damart catalogue.
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What with you having recently transformed into a huge cock, whilst retaining your status as a rampant anti-Semite, would it be reasonable to assume that you are uncircumcised?
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He may well deny the hoaxocaust, but once he's made it through the iron gates and made his way into the shower blocks, the feel of the cold deathly concrete and the musty residual aroma of 70 year old zyklon-b, causes him to lose all control and frantically begin touching himself, as the horrified descendents of those long passed look on, sobbing and wailing, which encourages him greatly.
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Neither Herodotus or Hobbes were responsible. They were both dead long before 1801. It was lord Elgin, who paid some Turks to nick them, they subsequently took the money he gave them and opened kebab shops. And it must be true, because my Greek colleague Christos, never shuts the fuck up about the injustice of it all.
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He was told by the tour guides at Auschwitz that wanking in the gas chambers was unacceptable too, but that didn't stop him.
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To be fair to WVM, the clip does highlight the fickle, ridiculous nature of modern society, the sad fact is, that these thick as shit orange slags, will probably have financially secure futures off the back of this shit. Even after the programme is forgotten, the retard driven media will continue to keep them famous, slapping them across the front pages every time one of them gets pregnant or shags an equally thick, image obsessed bloke. It sickens the soul to think that some of the greatest scientific and creative minds in history, died penniless, Nikola Tesla and Edgar Allan Poe to name 2, yet these despicable, retarded fucking skanks can make fortunes by showing their cunt whilst getting out of a taxi.
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WVM, you have managed to weather the storm of a multi-pronged attack by the clique regarding your views on the grooming gang issue. But admitting having knowledge of the goings on at Love Island, could prove to be something that you may not survive.
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I imagine the 'cycle ninja' was out on a late night mission, and was splattered by a Pakistani cab driver, partly because Manky was dressed in black, and partly because the driver was busy watching kiddie porn on his phone and trying to evade van drivers at the same time.
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Punkape/Quincy spit roast. Shite in, shite out.
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It was my civic duty to reduce the tiresome little anorak cunt to a frothing, keyboard smashing, psychotic spackmonkey.
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I would have thought you at least would welcome the influx of immigrants, giving you the opportunity to plough more exotic back doors and create some little brown Panzerlets.
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I have never said that I think you know Albert, I was, in the post you just quoted, merely illustrating that Albert uses google to try and look intelligent and gatecrash conversations. I don't doubt that you, however, have an encyclopaedic knowledge of the country. Having spent more time on trains than Boxcar Willie, Woody Guthrie and Jones the steam combined.
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The stegosaurus was modelled on the Cornish pasty, Norman's Cock.
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The trouble is, if you took these kids out to the countryside, they'd just wander about aimlessly trying to find a signal. Mind you, at least they won't be stepping into the road, only looking up from their screen to scowl at you as if you've just tried to murder them when you slammed your brakes on. The internet should be banned for under 21s, they only talk facebook gibberish and send each other photos of their cocks anyway.
