Eric Cuntman

Please continue to dazzle us with your stratospherically superior intellect, BTY.

I think I've got it. 'uhahahahaha!'

It's a fair claim. I would consider a mongoloid to be in a different intellectual stratosphere to pretty much everyone here as well.

Do you think so? I was edging towards Salty mud flaps.

I've got balls... because I'm engaging you? Modesty. Very endearing. Fancy a fuck?

Calm down. You're very upset.

Are you familiar with 'Danth's Law'? That must be the quickest invocation ever.

I don't recall him/her. Welcome back anyway.

Didn't take long to get under your skin did it. You must be terribly bitter after your last attempt at this. Go on. Tell us who you used to be?

The hurricane is a superb rifle.

You're so kind not to target me. Heaven knows what I would have done had you not been so forgiving. NONCE = Not Of Normal Criminal Element. wanker.

What was your username when you got fucked over on here last time? Ereptile.

Fuck off you nonce enabling catholic wanker.

Did he beat you one handed at pool?

No. It was the tortured meanderings of your drug addled mind. That was my hurricane. And nothing to do with sighting.

When was this?

DC. Never, ever question Ape's encyclopaedic knowledge of Young Ones quotes. Lest you end up usurping Toxteth O'Grady as the world's stupidest bottom burp.

Yes. But have we got a video? DC, @Ape™️ is going to be fucking incandescent with rage when he sees this attempt to sneak in a bit of plagiarism at the expense of Mike The Cool Person. He may lean forward, dead casual like, and bite your head off.

I'm a black belt at that.

I will, from now on be carrying a card which states that in the event of my spastication, my dribbling carcass must only be incinerated in the pursuit of firebombing poofs or BLM supporters.

What are you on about?

Don't forget the deck scraping in the Med.

Stephen French's arse.

Any respectable Englishman would only fit 'Carlos Fandango Areeba-Areeba' wheels to his Whale tailed Sierra Cosworth.

Basil Brush wouldn't be seen de...