Well that contained more common sense than the BBCs daily updates anyway.
'Everybody stay at home, wear masks and avoid close proximity... unless you're black, Muslim or gay, then carry on doing exactly as you want (the police won't bother you), and if and when you do catch it, just blame it on racism and homophobia!
Tune in tomorrow when we explain why all white people are evil. Except the women(fuck pets for negroes)'