Eric Cuntman

Your watch? Learn your fucking place before you get a watch. And that'll be a Timex®.

Well that contained more common sense than the BBCs daily updates anyway. 'Everybody stay at home, wear masks and avoid close proximity... unless you're black, Muslim or gay, then carry on doing exactly as you want (the police won't bother you), and if and when you do catch it, just blame it on racism and homophobia! Tune in tomorrow when we explain why all white people are evil. Except the women(fuck pets for negroes)'

I Eat Dogs?

Fatty is also fucked for the opposite reason.

No, I meant @King Billy. He's definitely not a guardianista. Snatch, Ding and Wiz are missing presumed dead.

Depends on context. It's either Decs, me or Billy, or looking at it another way, it's Johnny, Harold and Cillian Murphy.

Can we have the 'Judge Death' avatar reinstated please?

I simply can't agree.

'Too orangey for crows, just for me an' my daaawg.'

I loved that advert. I wonder how the animated 'Kia-Ora' ad would be received now.

Don't rule it out.

Well, no. There is no filtration of any kind and therefore it is indeed pointless. Anyone standing to the side of the wearer is exposed to the diverted airflow. Travelling around the edge of a plastic surface doesn't kill the virus as far as I'm aware.

Do you have one of those Perspex ones that's open to the atmosphere at the top, bottom and both sides, and is therefore completely pointless?

To say thank you for the poison impregnated wetsuit.

Have a cup of beans.

Ian Woos-men. Gary Gayer.

Did you fuck Leslie Ash in an alleyway?

Yes. Muslims are shit-stabbers. That's why they show so much contempt for women.

I said the same thing when the story came out. He clearly realised that straight white men have zero future in showbiz, and came up with this bollocks.

I don't understand why we keep these fucking scumbags alive. Once we've tortured any information out of them, chuck them to the Guantanamo shark population.

Have you noticed that a new incarnation of Jacko TC registered recently? I wonder what he hasn't been drinking lately.

Maserati Quatroporte

Virgin

What the fuck are you on about?, you precious, over sensitive little cunt.

Don't be so nasty DC! Harold has weathered the storms thrown at him and come back fighting. You of all people must acknowledge that as a positive. We must never speak of this again.