Eric Cuntman

Jesus! I'd forgotten about that pile of shit film. A super high-tech train with an infinitely sustainable power source... and what is the most essential component of this technological miracle?? A fucking kid, waggling a brass lever that's attached to a cast bronze cog.

Or they won't get it at all, because it's real purpose is to further feminise and mentally impede the peasants, making them more compliant and controllable when the police and military start rounding them up as slave labour for the ruling elite who have deliberately crashed the economy and put everyone out of work, to create a dependent slave army. Just a suggestion mind.

To be fair WC, I think he meant 'your granny' as a generalisation for the average elderly person, as opposed to the German lizard family and the old codgers in the House of Lords.

He's quite astonishing isn't he. He's managed to engineer a feud with you, Ape and myself simultaneously. A toy poodle just picked a fight with Cerberus.

It would be racist to launch a vaccine developed by whitey before the 'people of colour' have developed their own and don't need to be 'saved' by the white Devils. Just a question of waiting until they evolve enough to master virology.. about 200 thousand years should do it.

Imagine if they'd let Dave Prowse do the voice for Darth Vader... "Luke, oi arrrm your faaarver"

A swastika Shuriken would work quite well. Can you imagine Japanese neo Nazis... lol.

Of course. They think BMW stands for Bob Marley & The Wailers.

The black man arrives home after a hard day hanging around the estate, eating chicken, selling crack and raping 14 year old girls. His gormless white girlfriend greets him with a smile, pats her stomach and says: "I've got a surprise for you!" Cut to split screen, a strip turning blue on a pregnancy tester and the disappearing tail-lights of a 12 year old BMW.

Until they are frightened back to their caves by the 'Iron Devil Birds' that fly overhead.

The exact words of my second year form teacher in his end of term report summary.

fucking right. Pointy little edges like those ninja star things.

Is this a negative image of a Muslim woman in a burka?

No. I was only 3 in 1975. But I know the actor from loads of telly roles. Usually a low end criminal or some shit.

@southerncunt would be top of most members list of other cunts on here that they'd go drinking with. He's sound as fuck. You really can't pick enemies well Johnny.

Don't be silly. He talks like a founder wigga. Like a filthy black, and you know it. How would you react if your daughter brought home a buck-toothed Somali and asked for your blessing to marry?

Yeah. With a dim light and a squint, she looks a bit like Jodie Foster.

Dunno. Hang on, I'll google her.

I've been saying that for ages. His fucking 'Bristol Wigga' phonetics, and his fucking stupid haircut. Obviously done by his mum in an attempt to conceal his hideously deformed walnut head. I'd smash the fucking granny out of Vicki Selby.

I get your point with fashion accessory dogs owned by orange wannabe celebs, or chavs with pit-bulls. But probably more than 80% of dogs and owners have a balanced and mutually beneficial existence. Have had since the Stone Age... "you let me sleep in the corner and throw me a chunk of brontosaurus, and I'll bite any cunt that tries to get into the cave." A natural and synchronously occurring part of both human and canine societal evolution.

You simply don't get it. It's a symbiotic arrangement that benefits both human and animal. It's been going on for 30,000 years. Approximately 29,000 years longer than you've been talking absolute fucking bollocks.

Regret over outsourcing the Panzer character franchise?

I've noticed that Canadian female 'comedian' Katherine Ryan is indeed, a horse-faced cunt. This places me in a conundrum, because whilst acknowledging her horse-facedness, I also would like to fuck the arse off her.

Too many absentee stalwarts. @Alfie Noakes @Wizardsleeve @scotty @luke swarm @Bill Stickers @KingRollo @'eavensabove Your cuntry needs you.

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