Eric Cuntman

Too many absentee stalwarts. @Alfie Noakes @Wizardsleeve @scotty @luke swarm @Bill Stickers @KingRollo @'eavensabove Your cuntry needs you.

Ferrari F40

Are you channeling @Wizardsleeve? Spookily reminiscent.

When I first looked at this, I thought it was going to say: 'Cunts who spend eternity under my patio'

'Monkey tennis! CHEEEESE!!!'

That thick cunt Bobby Sands managed to starve to death in a prison built out of it.

He does it deliberately, same as 'they'll' instead of 'there'll'. The peculiar cunt will be wetting himself with delight that you pointed it out.

Cock Piss Kleftiko

A black man with a black wife... A black man who lives with and financially supports his children... Fucking really?

When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy, you knew he was a no good kid..

Or anything else.

Valdez obviously isn't. fuckin Simon Clonby.

You started it Johnny. When you revealed yourself to be an animal torturing, sick little Jeffrey Dahmer type deviant perv. 18.81

We're already there. Have you noticed that domestic cleaning products are now only advertised by simpering, weedy white 'men' wearing marigolds and a pink cardigan. In contrast, black men are invariably swaggering with biceps popping and any white women peesent, automatically swooning as soon as the vision of maleness hoves into view. White men are being told by the media that we are only allowed to be gay or stand quietly in the corner while black men fuck our women. The agenda is clearly to eliminate the white race by slowly deactivating the male breeding stock. We are being ethnically cleansed. Fact.

There were plenty of potatoes. The thick cunts just couldn't remember where they buried them.

It's a gauge for measuring morts.

See, all those years of brand loyalty and now the brewery's sponsoring you!

@Neil fucking explain yourself. Considering the current situation, with face mask policy making it virtually impossible for you to be identified, why the fuck are you not sunk to the cannon wheels in next weeks list of missing persons?

I know what it was called you garlic infused imbecile.

Gay faggot shite. And he looks like Chris De Burgh.

Oh be quiet you fucking idiot. I'm sure Gyps' flea powder does much more damage to the environment than the thousands of tons of diesel smoke pumped out by the locomotives you've spent 11 decades gleefully whizzing around the country on.

Spunked the mortgage on 'scratchies' again?

Johnny had a gundog once, but he broke its back trying to load it.

Call him Lawrence and give his mum a peerage. She can sit next to the other black bitch.

He's fucking beautiful. Call him Tigger. Part homage to the Dambusters, but mostly because the little fucker will bounce around every time he's within 200 yards of food.