Eric Cuntman

18.9

Cheesy-Peas are great! Aren't they!

More fantasy nonsense. This time inspired by the VHS copy of Beetlejuice you watched in your bedsit... "Well, I attended Juilliard, I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I've travelled quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and I had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the exorcist about 167 times, and it keeps getting funnier, every single time I see it... not to mention the fact that you're talking to a man with a water blaster!..."

Was she gagging for it sir? Ooo Ooo, I bet she was sir... oooo

Has Johnny PMd you and asked you to stick up for him because he's a big girls blouse type pussyhole-worm of an excuse for a man?

RIP Gianni Versace.... 'shoots you sir!'

"Black people don't need any more 'white saviours'." - David Lammy. So, your boffins in Lagos and Mogadishu have come up with your own vaccine then David? No? You'll be demanding that black people are given priority for the vaccine developed by 'white saviours' then? Yes? Thought so.

Your go-to fantasy when you've had your arse handed to you again. 😂

He also has Chinese domestic staff. And a big ranch, and a fat son called 'Hoss'.

Ok.

"Me ruv you rong time mr Johnny. I been sirry an spill chow-mein on carpet. You crean it wiv 'water braster'?"

errr, no. Idiot.

You oily little fucking cunt. You make me sick.

My favourite, the tracheotomy one.

Publicly funded school education.

There is one form of advertising which exclusively depicts Caucasians. Tobacco warnings... the disgusting pictures of chavs blowing smoke in toddlers faces and scum with chemo drip stands smoking in hospital car parks. All white. Also any male acting stupidly or being pathetically effeminate will also be white. Another rule is that if a white woman is rarely portrayed with a white male partner, he must be a fucking gimp, and the woman will inevitably glance admiringly at a passing black man. As a straight white cunt, I am fucking sick of being ethnically cleansed by the media.

Is that van equipped with a 'blockage dispersing water pusher'?

I'm here. Watching you digging an even deeper hole. You stupendously thick cunt.

Love is a battlefield

Remember the spoof film 'Top Secret'? It featured a sex toy which was a pneumatic road drill with a 14" rubber cock jammed onto the bit. 'The Anal Intruder 3000'

Ask Johnny Saucepants. He's the only one of us rich enough to own an electric carving knife. But he probably describes it as a 'Motor Meat Cutter'.

Nobody goes out queerbashing anymore Decs. It used to be expected.

'You hawked a Hattori Hanso sword?... it was priceless.'

Is this a phrase often employed by travel agents and holiday providers?

More family abuse. The hilarious part is this: Frank manipulated you into making the above post... and Frank will be the cunt who reports it. 😂 He's played you like a Fisher Price xylophone. You thick cunt.