Eric Cuntman
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Is this a phrase often employed by travel agents and holiday providers?
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More family abuse. The hilarious part is this: Frank manipulated you into making the above post... and Frank will be the cunt who reports it. 😂 He's played you like a Fisher Price xylophone. You thick cunt.
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Have you ever tried it gay-wise Johnny?
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What? What in the name of Dennis Andries has Herol Graham got to do with anything?
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'Oozes', or 'blasts'?
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Drag it out a bit, use a slow-cooker.
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Did your daughter ever hear from the police after her phone was stolen by that black bastard?
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I'm not sure either but from now on I'm abbreviating 'millimetres' to MLM.
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Donatello
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I'm dropping the swordplay and perfecting my 'water blasting' skills at the moment. You're an inspiration to me JSP.
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He lives in a shed on a Maori reservation and is regularly sodomised by men with facial tattoos.
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It also seems that Toxteth O'Grady no longer holds the record for 'Worlds Stupidest Cunt'.
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Harold is SO Royston Vasey.
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He's lifted the 'moonbase' idea from the film 'Iron Sky'. It proposes that the third reich escaped earth in 1945 and set up a colony on the moon. Superb, but slightly less superb than 'Dead Snow'.
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Very clever. perhaps they could cast another statue of Maggie before they trash the mould. We could give it to Argentina as a Christmas present.
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Ape. If you were ever lucky enough to own a £49.99 'water blaster', and a 50p rubber o-ring were to fail... would you call a specialist technician and pay call-out charges, labour and parts charges?
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Sewer men wouldn't be seen dead in Cape Verde.
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..hallucinogens?
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Have you tried 'water blasting' it?
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Just a minor irrigation.
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At least she was white.
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If you hardly use it, why did it need 'servicing'?
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I bet he knows Mr Hankie, The Christmas Poo.
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It's a nice restaurant. I'll give him that.
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I'm not too bothered.
