Eric Cuntman
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I can't see Judge bothering to come to the rescue of this pork parade. It's not as though he would be allowed to fuck any of them, he's Jewish and they're all pigs.
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Good old John Lennon, always reminds me of a sherbet Dib-dab. that used to come in a yellow bag as well.
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Beckham shirking responsibility as role model by dodging speeding charge
Eric Cuntman replied to and's topic in The Corner
To be fair, when Kim Kardashian's in the shower, the Big Bang is probably the sound of her arse hitting the tiles as she turns to grab the Radox.- 35 replies
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It's always struck me as odd that Lewis Carroll named a cat after Cheshire, when nobody who lives there has the slightest interest in pussies. lol
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You should have a little go at Flidspack. All brexit and no play makes panzyspacker a dull boy.
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You could probably debate this fucking bollocks with him forever and a day with no noticeable progress, or simply remove anything he posts containing the words; yiz fukked tessy arleen bojo. Spare us any more of this Guinness fuelled, top-o-the mornin' shite.
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Beckham shirking responsibility as role model by dodging speeding charge
Eric Cuntman replied to and's topic in The Corner
When she takes a dump, it invariably comes out believing itself to be a photographer. -
Try not to get caught violating any geese this time. those Vietnamese might look funny with their pointy hats, black pyjamas and bandy legs, but they're vicious little cunts, ask Martin Sheen.
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Girlguiding Transgender cunty bollocks
Eric Cuntman replied to Earl of Punkape's topic in The Corner
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When women wank, it looks like they're trying to rub the lettering off the top of a Kit-Kat.
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He had little soft rubber gum shields made for them.
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No that's true. David Carradine was there, doing Kung Fu and getting in adventures. the fake slitty eyed stranglewanking pervert.
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I tried golf once, the instructor told me I would need to spend money on a decent driver. I told him to fuck off, those little electric carts only have 2 pedals and and a steering wheel, any cunt can drive one.
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Have you overdosed on Bob Martins again.
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No, I knocked him off the top. And you've just done the same to me. rotten cunt.
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Beckham shirking responsibility as role model by dodging speeding charge
Eric Cuntman replied to and's topic in The Corner
I remember in particular, the out of focus picture of an elephant, with the caption: "elephants are great to see, but really difficult to photograph." what a stupid fucking cunt. -
Paperback wanker lucy in the sky with wankers while my guitar gently wanks Eight wanks a week a hard days wank wank wank maxwell's silver hammer fuck off.
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I once got a paper-cut on my tongue whilst licking an envelope. Nasty business.
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Double reverse psychology isn't going to get you an invite either.
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Superb. She actually got hotter as she aged, in her prime about 'Jackie Brown' era.
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In which case, her majesty should be deploying destroyers to burn these diseased cunts sterile before they reach our shores. I've never fancied a black woman, except that Pam Grier.
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It's absolutely fucking disgusting. These filthy savages trap and sodomise baboons, then turn up here, festooned with pustules, and expect to ensnare and impregnate a white woman.
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I'm sorry. I've always loved you.
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Tough fucking shit. You're in charge of the Cartel for the next few months. I can't be expected to maintain a dominant leaderboard position and control that pack of fucking spaztards at the same time. Dont forget to clear out Eavensabove's litter tray.
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Telling isn't it, that you mention sheep-shagging and the first reply is from bibble.
