Cap'n Cunt

Does anyone know where they stage Junior Mongboxing bouts? Asking for a non-existant friend.

You might grow a bigger cock though.

I don't see anything 'gay' (based on the apparently outdated definition of the word before it was hijacked by bummers) about having your arsehole fisted, or sticking your cock up a shit-encrusted ringpiece. The appropriation of the word 'gay' was quite a good marketing strategy, it evoked images of public-school chums mincing through verdant pastures and laughing like carefree girls. The grim reality is somewhat less wholesome. Lezzers are OK, though, apart from the dykey ones.

I must say I'm getting pissed off with people who use the word 'racist' as some sort of insult. If someone calls me a racist, I take it that it signifies I have won the argument. The fact that I don't like slopes or sooties is largely irrelevant, as I dislike bummers too.

One presumes that them Cockneys will thereafter refer to £50 as 'a bummer', rather than 'a bullseye'?

Nice one, Gyps. I got it

And he's a smarmy cunt. I forgot to mention that.

Does no-one else see this Gove/cocaine crap as a pathetic attempt to show that he's human, with human failings, but really just a nice bloke\ he's 'down with the kids'\ 'Hey, I'm a fucking drug addict, all you smack heads should vote for me'? Attention-seeking, desperate, cunt-faced cunt. I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire. Unless I could piss petrol. I want him dead, and soon.

How much did he sell it for?

I'd pay good money to watch a big man of colour fuck him up the arse whilst he's bent over his office desk squealing for his mummy.

I see Gove is set to give away 3 million British passports to various foreigners who have professed to live here for five years. But I'll still have to pay for mine. I hope the slimy cunt is going to pay for them from his own pocket, though I somehow doubt it. Cunt.

She was trying to suck it's cock. Filthy fucking slope.

I'm not even sure what it is. It looks like someone has done a bad job of photoshopping my nan.

I'd pay to watch lesbians fighting, though.

Is this that woman that got shot to fuck by the IRA last week? I don't really care either way. If you're going to stick your nose into other people's affairs under the guise of 'being a journalist' then you're just a nosy fucker and you should get a proper job.

I don't watch adverts, Eric. Too many darkies in them these days.

You've done both, then?

I think this LBGT shit is great. Sooner or later all the blokes will have turned into women or bummers, and I'll get to fuck all the wimmin. But not the ones that used to be men, or the butch lezzers, obviously. Or Gyps.

ZZR1400. Black as fuck.

Fraser Anning (Australian senator) might be seen as a bit of a cunt by some people, having proclaimed that the Muslim massacre in New Zealand was caused by too many Muslims being in New Zealand. Some might say he's a bit of a cunt, some might see the logic in his thinking. Enter Egg Boy, who thinks it's a jolly wheeze to smash an egg on Fraser Anning's head. Exit Egg Boy, having been punched in the gob a couple of times by Mr. Anning. A good thing, in my opinion. I'd like to see more violence in politics as a whole, and Westminster in particular. Anyway, a bunch of Lefties have started one of their ubiquitous fucking crowdfunding things in support of Egg Boy. Have these fuckers got nothing better to spend their money on, FFS? Thankfully, Egg Boy has promised to give at least some of this money to people who may pretend to be related to the dead Muslims, so everybody wins, really.

It's a shame they were girls. Otherwise they'd have known how to switch the fucking thing back on.

I had a C130. It was a bit plain.

I once owned a Citroen C8, and it was absolute shite.

Who's that twat shaking a K&N air filter off of a Suzuki GT250? Weird cunt.

I'd stick a firework up her cunt.