Cap'n Cunt

'Piss on her grave'? Pathetic. Dig her up, fuck her up the arse and punch her in the face, I say. Then shove a broom handle up her chuff and plant her in your front garden like a scarecrow, so you can take pleasure in watching her fly-blown corpse slowly disintegrate.

I hope they stuff the ginger twat back up her cunt before they bury her.

Is that Chopper Harris? Played for Chelsea in the 1970's? He were a hard fucker, mind.

...there are 10 kinds of people, those who understand binary, and thaose that don't.

She must have nicked it. Black people don't actually 'work', any more than pikeys do.

I taught myself to wank whilst watching The New Avengers, with Joanna Lumley jumping around wearing stockings. She never actually got her fanny out, though, which was a bit disappointing.

She needs a firework up her uterus.

Fuck me, that's a mess. Looks like my alcoholic auntie Bertha.

I don't understand what all the fuss is about. It's a fucking spacker, it'll always be a spacker. Kill the fucking thing now, otherwise it'll spoil the runup to that Prince/darkie wedding thing.

What about upkilting, is that also banned? (Asking on behalf of an acquaintance)

I'd fuck Felicity Kendall if she asked nicely.

They'd just whine on indefinately about an election they lost in 1989.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/tories-blasted-election-identity-checks-12406659 "The Tories have been blasted for voter identity checks which the equality watchdog has warned risks stopping black and ethnic minority people from being able to vote." Is there some reason that black or 'ethnic minority' people can't get a photo ID? FFS, they all look pretty much the same anyway, thay could all club together and get a generic 'ethnic minority' picture taken in the photobooth at Asda. The article goes on to suggest that even poor white people (like those on benefits, or the homeless) may not be able to afford any photo ID - that being the case, how the fuck do they prove who they are to collect their benefits? And if they aren't contributing to Britain PLC, then they shouldn't be able to vote anyway. Fuck me, they'll be letting women vote next. What is this country coming to?

I'm pretty sure he stopped fucking her when she turned Jewish.

When's his first match?

Christ. I would have paid good money to watch a burning bummer.

It's obvious she's a fat cunt.

Is this topic a thinly-disguised advert for felching?

"Fuck off. LOL." - Punkape.

Better crack on with it, then. Only 11 days left until the Rapture.

Not content with pretending that they flew to the moon back in the sixties and seventies, which everyone knows was a load of bullshit, NASA are now denying the existence of Niburu (Planet X). Niburu will be making an appearance on April 23rd, closely followed by The Rapture and seven years of plauge, pestilence and bad shit. Aunty Christ will be playing a supporting role, too. All this, and NASA can't even find the fucking planet, not even with their x-ray specs and their best telescope. They'll be telling us they sent a fucking robot to Mars next. Lying bastards.

I actually preferred the 'domain name expired' site, at least it had interesting stuff on it.

I think he went on a spending spree at a car boot sale over the weekend.

I just had a nice wank whilst watching the wimmin's acrobatics at the Commonwealth Games. (On telly, not actually in the arena).

He might get a new set of screwdrivers though.