Cap'n Cunt
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He might get a new set of screwdrivers though.
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You mean getting rid of the one remaining white guy?
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I'd like to know the exact details of the screwdriver involved. Flathead? Phillips? Bosch rechargeble? Vodka and orange served over ice?
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Why has it got limpets stuck to it's head? Is it some kind of seadragon?
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I'd set his cock on fire.
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Thanks for that. That's exactly why I come on CC, to read the fucking news.
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"paid almost as much as a bloke"? Fuck me, you need to get out of there pretty smartish. They'll be making bumming compulsory next, you mark my words.
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They won't be attending his funeral, they'll be ransacking his house now they know nobody will be at home.
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You punctuate like a quim. Lol. Cunt.
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You said the bags were white. Fucking wacist.
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The thought of that self-satisfied smug cunt lying in bed smiling with spunk running down his many chins makes me heave. But more on-topic, I used to shag a black woman and she was fucking marvellous in bed. I wouldn't marry one, though. I want my kids to be a healthy pink colour and grow up to be Aryan Supremacists.
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If I posted a video of me circumcising a dog, would that offend Nazis?
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So if he's legally dead, he could do whatever he wanted without fear of punishment. In his position, I'd get a bit rapey. And I'd off Pen and her alter-ego.
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40 shades of shite.
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To be fair, we've been invaded by Mohammedians without much of a struggle.
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What is this 'ladder' of which you speak?
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Why? Is one of your 'uncles' trying to force you to marry him?
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Fuck, what if they accidentally rebooted him with Punkape.exe?
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No, she/he/it is definitely on the spectrum.
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Is it 'steak and blowjob day'?
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It's curtains for him, then. I'll get me pelmet.
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" It makes for an amusing spectacle though if you sit and glug your Thermos of coffee while these idiots all spike their blood pressure, which most of the wobbling blobs can ill afford. " Sat in your mum's Ford Fiesta in a car park drinking Lidl coffee from a thermos flask. Fuck me, you certainly know how to have a good time.
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60-60 vision? You'd be able to see individual sperm.
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Until they can piss standing up they shouldn't be allowed to vote.
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Now, there's a good example of a cyclist who should be chainsawed. Cheating drug-addled cunt with his stupid-looking bicycle.
