Major Cunt

Suffering with heavy periods then, Gyper's? Not my field of expertise sadly, but I'm told heroin definitely helps.

On the plus side it's nice to see Jewdy getting out of that festering bedsit for some fresh air. His comment was posted at 08.51, so it's fair to say this happened during his morning White Ace run. It must be a right cunt controling his scooter with delirium tremens.

Seems a very fitting name. I'd also imagine you'd need it on tap to live in Rotherham. The avatar - It's DCI Derek "bastard" Litton from "Life on Mars" and "Ashes to Ashes"

Panz, I'd imagine the lovely Pretti and Bojo have earmarked the emerald Isle as a dumping ground for all the cunts planning on settling in the UK. I can see cafés full of Shisha pipe smoking camel jockeys on the horizon. On the plus side though, it'll be nostalgic to see bombs going off in Ireland once more. You could probably teach em a thing or two on the correct use of fertilizer based devices.

Fancy. Have you christened it with a name yet?

Whilst checking my pockets before washing, I've stumbled across about 8 Xanax. In honour to Ozzie I've just dropped five, and am feeling top banana. Drug's are absolutely fine, it's the fucking idiots who don't know what their taking, and specifically the quantities is the problem.

Something's are best left unsaid, or just laughed at knowingly between friends... We've both had plenty of time in the cooler.

Personally, I feel we need a return to the European Economic Community in its full design and scope. Being the ease of trade between western Europe. The EU has become an economic Fourth Reich at the cost of the developed European nations. Countries were permitted membership who had none of the prerequisites which made a developed nation, and suprise, suprise they all come here as economic migrants. How the fuck is Romania as one example equal to fucking Sweden in living standards. The whole things a joke and as soon as the Italians or French leave it's finished.

It was Hitler himself who doomed those Wehrmacht soldiers to the Soviets, by not allowing a fighting retreat. Along with that fat morphine addict Goering, claiming to be able to supply the 6th army by air. I'd imagine your kin were to busy blowing up the British mandate of Palestine, in order to create a state almost as brutal as the third Reich.

Nope, I don't work for the Boy Buggering Coporation, Jewdy. However if I did though, you'd certainly be getting a visit due to unpaid license fees. Personally I can't see why you're being such a tight cunt, obviously being a Kike it's second nature. But I'm sure there's all sorts of discounts for cripples out there. Shalom

The one that really gets on my tits, is over helpful shop staff, especially when there's only a few punters in there. So I pop into Hugo Boss as a sales on with the idea of grabbing a few bargain's. Within 1 minute of entering the store I'm accosted by a vision of female perfection. This bird was absolutely smoking hot which disarmed me for a brief moment. Then they follow you around like a fucking guide dog suggesting shit I don't like. Now whenever this happens I reply with a curt no thanks, i know what I'm after. Although I'll always check the merchandise she's wearing in true Neil style.

Dec's this comment regarding David Rathband had me in absolute stitches. Only you could incorporate a copper being shot in the face in a hilarious quip. Bravo!

At first I thought our gypo might have stumbled across you on a mid morning White Lightning run. However the absence of a mobility scooter, and the fact that you've never left your bungalow in 25 years clearly rules you out.

I can do you a 1984 semi automatic Czech AK47 for a monkey, Jewdy? If you want it fully automatic with 2 extended mags then it's a grand, we're mates after all. Personally, I'd say full auto, I tested one on the North Peckham Estate last week. As your tribe would say, they're kosher. Shalom

Definitely. It's gotta be blue Kingsize though and a four pack of Red Stripe. Ya get me fam?

There's definitely a bit of "Brown Girl In The Ring, Tra lahla La" on the cards then!

Fortunately for you uber cunt Frank was fucked off permanently a couple of days before Christmas. As a newbie you'd be entertained for about 2 days maximum until you worked out his predictably shite routine. Which included grassing, the phrases idiot, thicko, reported, and his alleged yacht. He also had the dress sense of a 13 year old Harrow schoolboy and danced like an epileptic in a strobe light, not to mention the guitar skills of an uncoordinated busker. That's Frank in a nutshell. Probably the biggest cunt this sites ever had as a member. So fuck off Frank, you sexually suspect spindle legged wanker!

Well, I like to equate myself to a young Walter Schellenberg of the SD, Herr Oberst. Never got involved in the business that saw Kaltenbruners' undoing, dying peacefully in Turn.

I wonder if the Judge has splashed out some DLA on a nitrous oxide kit for his beloved mobility scooter? On a nitrogen related note.

That's nothing, Herr Oberst. You never did see that picture taken covertly by Fank when Jewdy visited his Taverna. The man's a dead ringer for Ernst Rohm, and ironic really considering their shared love of a large bratwurst.

Indeed, like Maradonna in the "Mexico 86 World Cup Book".

Belfort is no front-wheeler Herr Oberst, so don't go getting your lederhosen in a twist over it. He's just a working class lad from Queens who ripped off the super rich, and had a penchant for whores and coke. There's far more kikes deserving of an epic cunting right now. I'm sure you've noticed the non-stop Memorial Day footage and themed programing regarding the questionable 6 million figure. Right now the Israeli public relations department is in overdrive, as they're gifted an opportunity to make us feel so sorry for them. All this while they break most UN rules on warfare, and continue to perpetrate an ongoing campaign of ethnic cleansing while the world watches. You won't hear about any of this on any mainstream media outlet though, because Jewdy's already pointed out that his people run the world.

I know, Eric. I was being called Major for a few months and then some cunt switched it to MC, and it's somehow stuck. Personally, I'd prefer that my moniker reverted back to Major, to prevent the above scenarios you've described. Thanks for this diligent observation.

MC, I'm really surprised that you haven't landed a daytime talk show what with the above CV. I could picture you now a Fred Dibnah lookalike sporting the obligatory flat cap, but in a rainbow tweed. Waxing lyrically about the hip new Northern social clubs that now provide transvestite comedians, and the correct etiquette at lesbian pigeon meets. You could be onto a winner!

Indeed. I agree completely with self preservation, WC. I voted with pragmatism though as I honestly can't see myself paying less tax under a Tory government for the same or more public services. As Frank Sinatra sang "Something's Gotta Give" mate.