ratcum Posted February 22, 2018 Report Share Posted February 22, 2018 (edited) Attracts working class scum with no other interests. Names invariably including a Kyle and a Leanne. Edited April 24, 2018 by ratcum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 22, 2018 Report Share Posted February 22, 2018 What about Marshall Tito and Field Marshal tractors? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 22, 2018 Report Share Posted February 22, 2018 I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt Herr Oberst. I can’t read the writing on the box and I can’t see a yellow star so i’m going to assume that this is an “Okie” child as that was my first impression. However, either way, how does this photo reflect martial artists? Is this just another of your recent pathetic attempts to be “wacky” , like some sad fuck on Comic Relief Day or what? Explain yourself you Nazi cocksucker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 23, 2018 Report Share Posted February 23, 2018 9 hours ago, judgetwi said: Explain yourself you Nazi cocksucker! It might be a "Peaky Blinders" reference. Ratty strikes me as the sort of cunt who'd watch that kind of shit. If so, and with that many razor blades around, that baby almost certainly has no foreskin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted February 23, 2018 Report Share Posted February 23, 2018 10 hours ago, ratcum said: Attracts working class scum with no other interests. Names invariably including a Kyle and a Leanne. They're the best around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 23, 2018 Report Share Posted February 23, 2018 10 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: What about Marshall Tito and Field Marshal tractors? Not forgetting Anthony Martial. I saw a shop advertising "martial aids" I was 95% sure it was a typo as the windows were blacked out and an over 18 only sign was on the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 23, 2018 Report Share Posted February 23, 2018 An old scroat once asked me if martial art was some kind of drawing. I said "yes" and then told him about a friend who had a boat and went ab sailing in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 23, 2018 Report Share Posted February 23, 2018 10 hours ago, ratcum said: Attracts working class scum with no other interests. Names invariably including a Kyle and a Leanne. That's Chaz out of Chaz and Dave. "Oh maybe it's becooos I'm a laaaaaandanaaahn that oi laaave laaaaaaaandaaaàahn taaaaaaaanaaaa"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 23, 2018 Report Share Posted February 23, 2018 15 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: That's Chaz out of Chaz and Dave. "Oh maybe it's becooos I'm a laaaaaandanaaahn that oi laaave laaaaaaaandaaaàahn taaaaaaaanaaaa"! If Kyle had originated from Plockton would he be "Kyle of Lochalsh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 23, 2018 Report Share Posted February 23, 2018 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: That's Chaz out of Chaz and Dave. "Oh maybe it's becooos I'm a laaaaaandanaaahn that oi laaave laaaaaaaandaaaàahn taaaaaaaanaaaa"! I wouldn't have recognised him, but that is definitely the box that was full of lead and copper in my dad's shed. Somebody chored it. Was it you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted February 23, 2018 Report Share Posted February 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Somebody chored it. Was it you? What's with all this street slang, Withers? In any case, that's a little too colloquial for a Frenchman, I'm beginning to doubt your provenance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 23, 2018 Report Share Posted February 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Trumpton Bacon said: What's with all this street slang, Withers? In any case, that's a little too colloquial for a Frenchman, I'm beginning to doubt your provenance. To correct you, you pompous fucking cunt, although I have resided in France for many years, until the age of 30, I lived in the Weald of Kent, on a farm, with the English side of my family. My father employed many gypsies, (never fucking pikeys). If something were stolen, they referred to it as being 'chored'. No doubt our Gypps, being of good Romany stock, will confirm this. Street slang, my arse. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 23, 2018 Report Share Posted February 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: To correct you, you pompous fucking cunt, although I have resided in France for many years, until the age of 30, I lived in the Weald of Kent, on a farm, with the English side of my family. My father employed many gypsies, (never fucking pikeys). If something were stolen, they referred to it as being 'chored'. No doubt our Gypps, being of good Romany stock, will confirm this. Street slang, my arse. Fuck off. Nobody likes a fucking Michael Aspel "This is your life" type of boring cunt droning on and on. Shove your trip down memory lane up your fucking arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 23, 2018 Report Share Posted February 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: To correct you, you pompous fucking cunt, although I have resided in France for many years, until the age of 30, I lived in the Weald of Kent, on a farm, with the English side of my family. My father employed many gypsies, (never fucking pikeys). If something were stolen, they referred to it as being 'chored'. No doubt our Gypps, being of good Romany stock, will confirm this. Street slang, my arse. Fuck off. This post could be used to anaesthetise heart transplant patients, prior to surgery. Tedious cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 23, 2018 Report Share Posted February 23, 2018 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: To correct you, you pompous fucking cunt, although I have resided in France for many years, until the age of 30, I lived in the Weald of Kent, on a farm, with the English side of my family. My father employed many gypsies, (never fucking pikeys). If something were stolen, they referred to it as being 'chored'. No doubt our Gypps, being of good Romany stock, will confirm this. Street slang, my arse. Fuck off. Can't be arsed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 23, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2018 17 hours ago, judgetwi said: I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt Herr Oberst. I can’t read the writing on the box and I can’t see a yellow star so i’m going to assume that this is an “Okie” child as that was my first impression. However, either way, how does this photo reflect martial artists? Is this just another of your recent pathetic attempts to be “wacky” , like some sad fuck on Comic Relief Day or what? Explain yourself you Nazi cocksucker! get the fuck off my thread you African dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 23, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2018 4 hours ago, Trumpton Bacon said: What's with all this street slang, Withers? In any case, that's a little too colloquial for a Frenchman, I'm beginning to doubt your provenance. Don't you mean his Provence Camberwick Pork? Lots of Frenchies live there I reckon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 23, 2018 Report Share Posted February 23, 2018 2 hours ago, ratcum said: get the fuck off my thread you African dog Fuck off cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted February 23, 2018 Report Share Posted February 23, 2018 I'm a freestyle martial artist who could roundhouse you in the prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted February 23, 2018 Report Share Posted February 23, 2018 7 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: To correct you, you pompous fucking cunt, although I have resided in France for many years, until the age of 30, I lived in the Weald of Kent, on a farm, with the English side of my family. My father employed many gypsies, (never fucking pikeys). If something were stolen, they referred to it as being 'chored'. No doubt our Gypps, being of good Romany stock, will confirm this. Street slang, my arse. Fuck off. Well, reading that, was most certainly a chore. Hardly surprising though as the frogs, including the naturalised items, are notorious for waffling on about irrelevant shite for hours on end. "To chore" is (still) popular with the street scum in and around this parish. So, one would chore stuff to exchange for drugs etc. I think you'll find the buzzword of the moment is, supercilious. Fucking pompous indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 23, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2018 23 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: I'm a freestyle martial artist who could roundhouse you in the prick. that's much cleverer than either of us realise EDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted February 23, 2018 Report Share Posted February 23, 2018 1 minute ago, ratcum said: that's much cleverer than either of us realise EDS Hold on Rats, in the true spirit of "freestyling", you might even get pricked in the roundhouse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 24, 2018 Report Share Posted February 24, 2018 19 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: To correct you, you pompous fucking cunt, although I have resided in France for many years, until the age of 30, I lived in the Weald of Kent, on a farm, with the English side of my family. My father employed many gypsies, (never fucking pikeys). If something were stolen, they referred to it as being 'chored'. No doubt our Gypps, being of good Romany stock, will confirm this. Street slang, my arse. Fuck off. Interesting. Tell me about your school days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 24, 2018 Report Share Posted February 24, 2018 23 hours ago, ratcum said: I've come up with a new martial art CB. It's a fusion of ancient Japanese sword fighting and misplaced womb linings. Kendometriosis. Instead of a coloured belts for passing grading, it'll be.......... reckon What the fuck is this shite? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted February 24, 2018 Report Share Posted February 24, 2018 51 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: What the fuck is this shite? its ratshite. don't try and understand it Quince, I have tried and failed even with the aid of superstrength cider. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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