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Bearing in mind a favourite activity of dogs is poking their noses in and rolling in shit .. just as is the case with Punker's .. why are cunts surprised that this deadly (to dogs) disease is rapidly spreading? Dogs and their owners are cunts.

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Not to be confused with an Alabama hot pocket.

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24 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Not to be confused with an Alabama hot pocket.

One of urban dictionary’s more polarising entries. Either interpretation.

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As you've got over your sucking up to punkers phase from a while back, you daft bat, it's probably worth mentioning your Alabama rot- contracted in 1944 whilst servicing the US airforce to supplement your rationing 

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1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

Not to be confused with an Alabama hot pocket.

and further more, not to be confused with our very own cunt full of shit,    Albert.

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6 hours ago, Miss Penelope said:

Bearing in mind a favourite activity of dogs is poking their noses in and rolling in shit .. just as is the case with Punker's .. why are cunts surprised that this deadly (to dogs) disease is rapidly spreading? Dogs and their owners are cunts.

Isn't Alabama Rot, 4 parts Moonshine to 3 parts Old Kent Tuckey and a dash of Angostura Bitters on the rocks? 

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6 hours ago, Miss Penelope said:

Bearing in mind a favourite activity of dogs is poking their noses in and rolling in shit .. just as is the case with Punker's .. why are cunts surprised that this deadly (to dogs) disease is rapidly spreading? Dogs and their owners are cunts.

'Dogs and their owners are cunts.'

Surely some mistake? ;)

 

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3 hours ago, Jiggerycock said:

Well I hope Neil Young will remember

A southern man don't need him around

Lily Belle, your hair is golden brown, 
I've seen your black man coming 'round. 
Swear by God, I'm gonna cut him down!

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2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Lily Belle, your hair is golden brown, 
I've seen your black man coming 'round. 
Swear by God, I'm gonna cut him down!

I just knew that you had it in you. It was only a question of time that's all. 

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13 hours ago, cuntspotter said:

Only effects dogs, unlike galloping knob rot.

Which, presumably, afflicts equines and those who like to er...ride them?

Neighhhh.....

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9 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Not to be confused with an Alabama hot pocket.

Fucking disgusting but fair.

I think I was once served this at KFC.

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