Penny Farthing Posted November 13, 2018 Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 There is something fishy about this. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-46196890 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 13, 2018 Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 The Lady Penelope, trawling (see what I did there?) the BBC website, as usual, comes up with this hilarious pun. No comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 13, 2018 Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 I can't see why anyone would want to go and live in Thailand. On a completely unrelated note, underage prostitutes are much cheaper in Laos. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 13, 2018 Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 "John Wilson, who was appointed MBE for his services to angling..." Jesus fucking wept. They really will dish these out to any useless cunt won't they? I'm actually wondering whether I might have one knocking about the house that I forgot about. RIP, obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 14, 2018 Report Share Posted November 14, 2018 A fishing rod has a hook at one end and a cunt at the other Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted November 14, 2018 Report Share Posted November 14, 2018 My sources tell me he was found tied up wearing lingerie and had an orange stuffed in his gob.To make it even more sordid, the barely alive mullet that was found on the floor needed an emergency stomach pump to drain copious amounts of semen. Fuck it, he's dead! I can't be done for libel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted November 14, 2018 Report Share Posted November 14, 2018 12 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said: My sources tell me he was found tied up wearing lingerie and had an orange stuffed in his gob.To make it even more sordid, the barely alive mullet that was found on the floor needed an emergency stomach pump to drain copious amounts of semen. Fuck it, he's dead! I can't be done for libel. Exit means exit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 I once caught a Tench in Stanley Park boating lake, Blackpool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 I still own a pile of Scotch VHS tapes of original late 80s episodes including' Weirpool Magic ' my favourite one where John spends time wading in the eel trap. I swear he was always drunk when fishing but the great man will be missed. A worthy recipient of an MBE, along with the Ashes cricket team of 2005. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 3 minutes ago, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said: I still own a pile of Scotch VHS tapes of original late 80s episodes including' Weirpool Magic ' my favourite one where John spends time wading in the eel trap. I swear he was always drunk when fishing but the great man will be missed. A worthy recipient of an MBE, along with the Ashes cricket team of 2005. Do you realize what you've done here, you cunt???? Close that tin of worms, at once! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: Do you realize what you've done here, you cunt???? Close that tin of worms, at once! 'I can smell Applescruff.. he's out on the perimeter" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: 'I can smell Applescruff.. he's out on the perimeter" It's too late, Eric, the blood is in the water now. Arthur has brought in the shark! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 What I liked about him is that you never saw him angling for compliments! * *Ive never heard of him. I just wanted to do a lame fishing joke. I'll get me sou'wester. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 19, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: What I liked about him is that you never saw him angling for compliments! * *Ive never heard of him. I just wanted to do a lame fishing joke. I'll get me sou'wester. @Lord Punkape likes playing with his rod and tugging at the hook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 58 minutes ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: @Lord Punkape likes playing with his rod and tugging at the hook. Trust you to spool things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 19, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 29 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Trust you to spool things You're trying catch me hook line and sinker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 On 11/14/2018 at 6:56 AM, Neil said: A fishing rod has a hook at one end and a cunt at the other And a fat wife and three fucking annoying kids at home. thats how fishing was explained to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 On 11/13/2018 at 11:34 PM, Cuntybaws said: I can't see why anyone would want to go and live in Thailand. On a completely unrelated note, underage prostitutes are much cheaper in Laos. yes but Asian women tend to have clits like a dreadnought's capstan CB. FGM would actually help the fuckers, as they could sell the excised flesh as a festive ham. RAT: the squeak of reason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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