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2 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said:

A good point. Do ring the samaritans a lot while you're self harming?

Have you ever known the touch of another human being, let alone a woman, who wasn't under an order to wear exam gloves in a jail cell?  

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1 minute ago, Frank said:

Scotty and wiz aside, I’ve never seen a punter look so small. 

You were destined to be in video Frank....not exclusively gay snuff porn, either.

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10 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

You were destined to be in video Frank....not exclusively gay snuff porn, either.

I can't see why he's criticising your good self and Scotty. You've both spent considerably more time on the leaderboard than him.

Sour Greek yoghurt.

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1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said:

If you're going to drag me into threads and add schoolboy pejoratives to boot, then don't be act surprised and bawl your head off when you get bitchslapped.

I'm pleased that you are happy with your lot in life through being one step above welfare claimants. A few months ago and after swallowing a handful of pep pills, I waded through one of your scientific reports funded by one of the state/charity/third sector hand-outs that provides your comfortable lifestyle. The heading was worthy but dull but it might as well have read, "We quantify stuff and draw conclusions that every body already knows". Some of the report data could not be collected and so assumed that the missing segment would follow trends elsewhere. You might as well have written, "this report is flawed but hey, we're going to print and frankly we could do with the money". People like you annoy me. In the last three years my employers paid circa £2.8 million to leeches like you knowing full well what the report is going to say but legal niceties and contractual obligations require us to find useful overpaid idiots to provide "independent" assessments and so meet "social responsibility due diligence" benchmarks.

Good god woman, I think you need to calm yourself. You obviously know everything about me due to your quite brilliant research into my just-above-drowning financial situation and the reams of scientific literature I've contributed to.

Christ knows what your banging on about in much of the above missive but I certainly take no blame for your employers whining about have to obey some stupid rules. Companies that employ talent such as yourself will by definition have very deep pockets so should be expected to apply due diligence when it comes to going about their extremely important business. Business far more important that that conducted by a breadline hovering pleb like myself.

I guess we could put evil organisation such as your own into the same bracket as some developers (this is where mongy puts in his two peneth) who get all uppity and red faced when they're not allowed to level the ancient woodland that's been there since the last glaciers retreated to build another IKEA, KFC, next etc shrine to cuntery we all need? 

I wouldn't waste your precious energy, which could be used for better things, getting annoyed at people like me making your lives harder. Instead perhaps be thankful that there are folks who care enough to think beyond our tiny lives and not succumb to shifting baseline syndrome. A better way to get closure would be to call me a spacky ponytailed cunt and make some kind of animal fucking reference with boar or hedgehogs. I'm sure a thinker of your stature could come up with a suitable version of the above. 

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20 minutes ago, Frank said:

Scotty and wiz aside, I’ve never seen a punter look so small. 

And I've never seen a picture so disturbing as the one currently doing the rounds on PM. Any shred of respect for you I had has been reduced to a pile of vomit, you disgusting creature. 

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24 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I can't see why he's criticising your good self and Scotty. You've both spent considerably more time on the leaderboard than him.

Sour Greek yoghurt.

It's not an issue for me Eric, especially not after having viewed the latest video masterpiece.  Now I just laugh at the backwards greek cunt.  

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51 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Good god woman, I think you need to calm yourself. You obviously know everything about me due to your quite brilliant research into my just-above-drowning financial situation and the reams of scientific literature I've contributed to.

Christ knows what your banging on about in much of the above missive but I certainly take no blame for your employers whining about have to obey some stupid rules. Companies that employ talent such as yourself will by definition have very deep pockets so should be expected to apply due diligence when it comes to going about their extremely important business. Business far more important that that conducted by a breadline hovering pleb like myself.

I guess we could put evil organisation such as your own into the same bracket as some developers (this is where mongy puts in his two peneth) who get all uppity and red faced when they're not allowed to level the ancient woodland that's been there since the last glaciers retreated to build another IKEA, KFC, next etc shrine to cuntery we all need? 

I wouldn't waste your precious energy, which could be used for better things, getting annoyed at people like me making your lives harder. Instead perhaps be thankful that there are folks who care enough to think beyond our tiny lives and not succumb to shifting baseline syndrome. A better way to get closure would be to call me a spacky ponytailed cunt and make some kind of animal fucking reference with boar or hedgehogs. I'm sure a thinker of your stature could come up with a suitable version of the above. 

Spacky, ponytailed pig fucking cunt.

🐗  wheeeeek!

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1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said:

And I've never seen a picture so disturbing as the one currently doing the rounds on PM. Any shred of respect for you I had has been reduced to a pile of vomit, you disgusting creature. 

Do you like Hymeks Tim?

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2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

...A better way to get closure would be to call me a spacky ponytailed cunt and make some kind of animal fucking reference with boar or hedgehogs...

Yeah, that's what you do, which is how you got into this pickle in the first place...

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12 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Have you ever known the touch of another human being, let alone a woman, who wasn't under an order to wear exam gloves in a jail cell?  

I refuse to disclose such information to a known pervert. The thought of what you might do with it makes me feel soiled you sick bastard.

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7 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said:

I refuse to disclose such information to a known pervert. The thought of what you might do with it makes me feel soiled you sick bastard.

Now if you'd only take that same base lesson to heart with anything you might have to say....just DON'T!  

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On 12/4/2018 at 12:16 PM, Mrs Roops said:

We all know stuff, Stubbs. The difference between you and me is that I put my knowledge to better remunerative use. 

How much DO YOU get paid fitting exhausts on the production line at Honda Swindon these days?

I have  just picked up £150,000 Xmas bonus for fuck all.

want to see my pay slip

 

again

 

lol

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3 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said:

How much DO YOU get paid fitting exhausts on the production line at Honda Swindon these days?

I have  just picked up £150,000 Xmas bonus for fuck all.

want to see my pay slip

 

again

 

lol

Of course you did. Loads of companies give away £150,000 to illiterate cretins for doing fuck all. ‘Tis the season of goodwill after all. 

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22 minutes ago, Iam Ape said:

Of course you did. Loads of companies give away £150,000 to illiterate cretins for doing fuck all. ‘Tis the season of goodwill after all. 

Yeah.   It’s fucking amazing how I get paid so much.  It must be hard living on soup kitchens and hand outs.   

Now fuck off

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1 hour ago, Monumental cunt said:

Yeah.   It’s fucking amazing how I get paid so much.  It must be hard living on soup kitchens and hand outs.   

Now fuck off

Soup kitchens? I had a phone call from the 1930s. They said ..... don’t vote for FDR , he’s a cunt!

Try and get up to date you loser.

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5 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

Yeah.   It’s fucking amazing how I get paid so much.  It must be hard living on soup kitchens and hand outs.   

Now fuck off

I’d be amazed if you get paid anything whatsoever, other than benefits. 

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13 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

How much DO YOU get paid fitting exhausts on the production line at Honda Swindon these days?

I have  just picked up £150,000 Xmas bonus for fuck all.

Whilst not wishing to discuss figures or indeed cause you unnecessary alarm and distress I'm confident that even without the inclusion of exercised share options and dividends, the combined total of my salary, fees, benefits and emoluments is greater than your earnings, real or imagined.

13 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

want to see my pay slip

 

again

 

lol

Sure, that's worked for you well in the past so knock yourself out.

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9 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

How much DO YOU get paid fitting exhausts on the production line at Honda Swindon these days?

I have  just picked up £150,000 Xmas bonus for fuck all.

want to see my pay slip

 

again

 

lol

When I start crawling up the walls through a combo of boredom and listening to my fuckwit relations crap on about "darkies" and "eastern block buggers" filling the streets of Cirencester with their jibber jabber lingo, I'm heading straight to yours to enjoy the fine Whiskey you can afford and maybe a game of ping pong?

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9 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

 

want to see my pay slip

 

again

 

lol

The last time you pulled this stunt, you just about managed to master the complexities of Microsoft Excel to produce the most dubious looking payslip in the entire history of the PAYE system.

With the amount of Frosty Jacks you appear to be consuming at the moment, I'd wager that your next effort will involve you scrawling "I OWE MONUMENTAL A GAZILLION POUNDS" on a second hand etch-a-sketch.

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19 minutes ago, Decimus said:

The last time you pulled this stunt, you just about managed to master the complexities of Microsoft Excel to produce the most dubious looking payslip in the entire history of the PAYE system.

With the amount of Frosty Jacks you appear to be consuming at the moment, I'd wager that your next effort will involve you scrawling "I OWE MONUMENTAL A GAZILLION POUNDS" on a second hand etch-a-sketch.

Bordering an ollybore-esque post. You've nothing left to prove and there’s certainly no competition here. Be yourself. 

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27 minutes ago, Frank said:

Bordering an ollybore-esque post. You've nothing left to prove and there’s certainly no competition here. Be yourself. 

Decs, has gone feral Frank .. is it time to call in Rentokil?

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47 minutes ago, Decimus said:

The last time you pulled this stunt, you just about managed to master the complexities of Microsoft Excel to produce the most dubious looking payslip in the entire history of the PAYE system.

With the amount of Frosty Jacks you appear to be consuming at the moment, I'd wager that your next effort will involve you scrawling "I OWE MONUMENTAL A GAZILLION POUNDS" on a second hand etch-a-sketch.

He is actually using Lotus 1, 2, 3 on a PCXT running on DOS 3.3.

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1 hour ago, Frank said:

Bordering an ollybore-esque post. You've nothing left to prove and there’s certainly no competition here. Be yourself. 

I'm not afraid to say that there was certainly a time when I sought your approval. I can't begin to tell you how it felt whenever I logged in and saw that you'd liked one of my posts. I'm sorry, but you just don't have that sort of prestige anymore.

It's not the same without the boys. I miss them.

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