Penny Farthing Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 How the fuck can anyone fail an Australian English language fluency test!? Irish vet's English fails Australian computer visa test https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-40868315 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 7 hours ago, The Bishop said: How the fuck can anyone fail an Australian English language fluency test!? Irish vet's English fails Australian computer visa test https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-40868315 The Aussies have got it right, it keeps the fuckin' foreigners out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 Strewth cobba chuck anuva prawn on the barbie ya cunt! Did i pass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 1 minute ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Strewth cobba chuck anuva prawn on the barbie ya cunt! Did i pass? All you need to know about Aussie pronunciation is their phonetic version of Elvis Presley. It comes out as, 'Ilvus prissley' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: All you need to know about Aussie pronunciation is their phonetic version of Elvis Presley. It comes out as, 'Ilvus prissley' And they have those wonderful fuck off we're full bumper stickers too. Despite the country being 3'000 miles across or something. (that wasn't a dig btw) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: All you need to know about Aussie pronunciation is their phonetic version of Elvis Presley. It comes out as, 'Ilvus prissley' No mate, that's Kiwi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 14 minutes ago, southerncunt said: No mate, that's Kiwi. Beg pardon. I had a suspicion it was. I've seen 'Once were Warriors' at least 5 times and should have known. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 5, 2019 Report Share Posted March 5, 2019 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: All you need to know about Aussie pronunciation is their phonetic version of Elvis Presley. It comes out as, 'Ilvus prissley' Senta claws yah cunt. Where's me fukkin' boik? I've seen nearly all the Prisoner Cell Block H episodes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 5, 2019 Report Share Posted March 5, 2019 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Senta claws yah cunt. Where's me fukkin' boik? I've seen nearly all the Prisoner Cell Block H episodes. The theme tune went; "he used to give me roses, I wish he could again, But that was on the outside, and things were different then" I don't think Kevin Bloody Wilson sang it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 5, 2019 Report Share Posted March 5, 2019 A pointless, boring story that means nothing in itself, rather like a plumber fitting the wrong pipe and flooding some poor cunt’s house. But this is the BBC website. The message is bleeding obvious. Immigration is good , any attempt to control, restrict or stop it is laughable. The story is there for a reason. Somebody decided to put it there. Don’t ask too many questions though.....you might get a headache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 5, 2019 Report Share Posted March 5, 2019 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The theme tune went; "he used to give me roses, I wish he could again, But that was on the outside, and things were different then" I don't think Kevin Bloody Wilson sang it. Something tells me you were a captive audience? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 5, 2019 Report Share Posted March 5, 2019 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Something tells me you were a captive audience? It was so bad it was brilliant, fake brick walls swaying about when Bea Smith slammed Margo Gaffney into it, the preposterous governer, Erica Davidson, and the Trunchbull lesbo rapist, Ferguson. fucking excellent. I'd watch it again if they repeated it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 5, 2019 Report Share Posted March 5, 2019 5 hours ago, judgetwi said: A pointless, boring story that means nothing in itself, rather like a plumber fitting the wrong pipe and flooding some poor cunt’s house. But this is the BBC website. The message is bleeding obvious. Immigration is good , any attempt to control, restrict or stop it is laughable. The story is there for a reason. Somebody decided to put it there. Don’t ask too many questions though.....you might get a headache. You’re looking for subtle hidden messages unnecessarily, because just a few clicks away on the same page.... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47428515 Two paracetamol for the fat Gammon reading the Daily Mail at table four, please. In fact fuck it, make it forty and a bottle of scotch, do us all a favour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 5, 2019 Report Share Posted March 5, 2019 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The theme tune went; "he used to give me roses, I wish he could again, But that was on the outside, and things were different then" I don't think Kevin Bloody Wilson sang it. 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: It was so bad it was brilliant, fake brick walls swaying about when Bea Smith slammed Margo Gaffney into it, the preposterous governer, Erica Davidson, and the Trunchbull lesbo rapist, Ferguson. fucking excellent. I'd watch it again if they repeated it. A certain auction site has the DVD collection for a fiver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 5, 2019 Report Share Posted March 5, 2019 7 hours ago, southerncunt said: No mate, that's Kiwi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 5, 2019 Report Share Posted March 5, 2019 7 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: You’re looking for subtle hidden messages unnecessarily, because just a few clicks away on the same page.... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47428515 Two paracetamol for the fat slob reading the Daily Mail at table four, please. In fact fuck it, make it forty and a bottle of scotch. It’s good to see the BBC doing it’s job......brainwashing dimmos like you. Still, you’ll be an immigrant yourself soon......or have you forgotten about that Billy Bullshitter? I wonder how the natives are going to react when Bertie Bigbollocks turns up, telling them what to do and calling them cunts. Do try and find some time to keep in touch, there’s a good chap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 5, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2019 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: It’s good to see the BBC doing it’s job......brainwashing dimmos like you. Still, you’ll be an immigrant yourself soon......or have you forgotten about that Billy Bullshitter? I wonder how the natives are going to react when Bertie Bigbollocks turns up, telling them what to do and calling them cunts. Do try and find some time to keep in touch, there’s a good chap. You are certainly not a pack animal Judge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 5, 2019 Report Share Posted March 5, 2019 8 hours ago, judgetwi said: A pointless, boring story that means nothing in itself, rather like a plumber fitting the wrong pipe and flooding some poor cunt’s house. But this is the BBC website. The message is bleeding obvious. Immigration is good , any attempt to control, restrict or stop it is laughable. The story is there for a reason. Somebody decided to put it there. Don’t ask too many questions though.....you might get a headache. More worryingly this is a "computer says no" story and is yet another example where machines are replacing human interaction and getting it wrong through faulty programming. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 5, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2019 4 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: More worryingly this is a "computer says no" story and is yet another example where machines are replacing human interaction and getting it wrong through faulty programming. Not a new problem. Back in 1826 George Stephenson was talking to a parliamentary committee in his Newcastle accent and was asked if he was a foreigner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 5, 2019 Report Share Posted March 5, 2019 3 minutes ago, The Bishop said: Not a new problem. Back in 1826 George Stephenson was talking to a parliamentary committee in his Newcastle accent and was asked if he was a foreigner. Somewhat missing the point. I'm all for machines speeding up processes and presenting collated data but I worry when they are used for making quasi-judicial decisions. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 5, 2019 Report Share Posted March 5, 2019 14 hours ago, judgetwi said: It’s good to see the BBC doing it’s job......brainwashing dimmos like you. Still, you’ll be an immigrant yourself soon......or have you forgotten about that Billy Bullshitter? I wonder how the natives are going to react when Bertie Bigbollocks turns up, telling them what to do and calling them cunts. Do try and find some time to keep in touch, there’s a good chap. Dementia is a real problem for you, isn’t it you forgetful old slob? As previously stated I emigrate on 29/3 and you or any of the Savant army are welcome to check my IP address after this point. I have no intention of calling the “natives” of my new host country Cunts, especially as I am married to one of their number and she’d be mighty pissed. Just as I have no intention of keeping in touch with a contemptible racist prick like yourself. I have enough UKIP Ivy draped on the lower limbs of my family tree if I fancy half an hour talking to an unevolved chimp who wishes it was 1960 all over again. Besides, I have no idea which England flag festooned slum you live in or which non-existent Greek Restaurant you might be hoping to frequent this week, so how could I keep in touch, other than cross-referencing the UKIP/Slimming World mailing lists and working my way to you very, very slowly? Personally I’m rather hoping the excitement of the next few weeks gets your gammony systolic up into the critical band and you pop a massive subarachnoid, collapsing into your morning Daily Mail, if that’s not too middle class for a working Class hero like you. If you can find a reinforced ceiling to hang yourself from, please do us all a favour, you tired old fucking idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 6, 2019 Report Share Posted March 6, 2019 12 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Dementia is a real problem for you, isn’t it you forgetful old slob? As previously stated I emigrate on 29/3 and you or any of the Savant army are welcome to check my IP address after this point. I have no intention of calling the “natives” of my new host country Cunts, especially as I am married to one of their number and she’d be mighty pissed. Just as I have no intention of keeping in touch with a contemptible racist prick like yourself. I have enough UKIP Ivy draped on the lower limbs of my family tree if I fancy half an hour talking to an unevolved chimp who wishes it was 1960 all over again. Besides, I have no idea which England flag festooned slum you live in or which non-existent Greek Restaurant you might be hoping to frequent this week, so how could I keep in touch, other than cross-referencing the UKIP/Slimming World mailing lists and working my way to you very, very slowly? Personally I’m rather hoping the excitement of the next few weeks gets your gammony systolic up into the critical band and you pop a massive subarachnoid, collapsing into your morning Daily Mail, if that’s not too middle class for a working Class hero like you. If you can find a reinforced ceiling to hang yourself from, please do us all a favour, you tired old fucking idiot. Oh dear, Bertie Bigbollocks is in a strop today. Don’t tell me you’ve just discovered that we’re not actually leaving the EU on the 29th, or ever? You didn’t really think they were going to let that happen did you? You may hate poor people but you know fuck all about rich people. What are you going to do with all that tinned food you’ve been hoarding for months? You could always donate it to a food bank. That might make you feel a bit better don’t you think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 6, 2019 Report Share Posted March 6, 2019 On 05/03/2019 at 00:40, camberwell gypsy said: Senta claws yah cunt. Where's me fukkin' boik? I've seen nearly all the Prisoner Cell Block H episodes. I thought this was originally a reality TV programme as they cant be short of cast members to play prisoners can they. Oh, by the way Southern Cunt, my great great great great great grandad wants his loaf of bread back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted March 6, 2019 Report Share Posted March 6, 2019 40 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I thought this was originally a reality TV programme as they cant be short of cast members to play prisoners can they. Oh, by the way Southern Cunt, my great great great great great grandad wants his loaf of bread back. That's some fucking funny shit! And so original! Although I did smile at the first paragraph. Do better, please. I know you have it in you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 6, 2019 Report Share Posted March 6, 2019 5 hours ago, southerncunt said: That's some fucking funny shit! And so original! Although I did smile at the first paragraph. Do better, please. I know you have it in you. Could you please repeat that last bit to your boy Robbo, ahead of this years world championships in Sheffield. With the exception of O'Sullivan, the most naturally talented player in the world, but can't seem to hold it together mentally. Should have at least 3 world titles by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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