Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 5, 2019 Report Share Posted March 5, 2019 A group of women have decided to not have children because they're afraid of global warming. They don't want to subject a child to harsh climate conditions. Selfish cunts, they could be depriving the world of one genius who discovers a way to create enough ozone to repair the damaged planet's UV shield. Women against having children is like christians against christ. Why don't they just top themselves? They would no longer have to be afraid of the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 5, 2019 Report Share Posted March 5, 2019 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: A group of women have decided to not have children because they're afraid of global warming. They don't want to subject a child to harsh climate conditions. Selfish cunts, they could be depriving the world of one genius who discovers a way to create enough ozone to repair the damaged planet's UV shield. Women against having children is like christians against christ. Why don't they just top themselves? They would no longer have to be afraid of the world. Good. Fucking stop squeezing the little wankers out. Less gormless spastics, wandering around staring at their phones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 5, 2019 Report Share Posted March 5, 2019 Motherfuckers! Or not, as the case may be. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 5, 2019 Report Share Posted March 5, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Good. Fucking stop squeezing the little wankers out. Less gormless spastics, wandering around staring at their phones. With any luck, the number of them finding their way here will also diminish rapidly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 6, 2019 Report Share Posted March 6, 2019 Just another bunch of snowflake attention seekers. Tomorrow they’ll discover some trannie trying to turn his earlobe into a fanny and the media circus moves on. This posh totty will soon be getting their legs open and pumping out brats. How else are they going to justify driving around in their Chelsea Tractors if they haven’t got any little Ruperts to ferry to prep school? Ok ya? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 6, 2019 Report Share Posted March 6, 2019 The threat of global warming? Is that all? I can't even begin to imagine what these women would do if the country was in the middle of a civil war, a famine or a drought. Knock out even more of the little cunts probably, like they do in deepest darkest Africa and other similar places. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 6, 2019 Report Share Posted March 6, 2019 Actually, this sounds like the sort of thing a couple of boring munter tree huggers would say as an excuse because they've never had a boyfriend. They should try getting a job in a home for spastics as you can fall pregnant in there even when you're in a coma. A miracle just like the Bethlehem fairy tale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 6, 2019 Report Share Posted March 6, 2019 This is the equivalent of Joey Barton retiring from playing for England ever again. A 'meh' factor of 10 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 6, 2019 Report Share Posted March 6, 2019 7 hours ago, judgetwi said: Tomorrow they’ll discover some trannie trying to turn his earlobe into a fanny They're called flesh tunnels Dewdy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted March 6, 2019 Report Share Posted March 6, 2019 I hope they're prepared for plenty of anal action then, cos that's what'll happen... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 6, 2019 Report Share Posted March 6, 2019 14 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: A group of women have decided to not have children because they're afraid of global warming. They don't want to subject a child to harsh climate conditions. Selfish cunts, they could be depriving the world of one genius who discovers a way to create enough ozone to repair the damaged planet's UV shield. Women against having children is like christians against christ. Why don't they just top themselves? They would no longer have to be afraid of the world. Fair play to them. I've seen so many couples fire out a couple of sprogs, not because they necessarily want kids but because they have to because that's what happens in life. These kids are soon palmed off to child minders during the week, than enrolled in Saturday clubs so they hardly see them, then wonder why the children treat them as fucking strangers. I've known some who buy the kids clothes in second hand shops for peanuts but think nothing of splashing 30 quid on a bottle of red. Cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 6, 2019 Report Share Posted March 6, 2019 2 hours ago, The Bishop said: They're called flesh tunnels Dewdy. Really? Are we talking about your earlobes or your fanny My “Lady”? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 6, 2019 Report Share Posted March 6, 2019 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fair play to them. I've seen so many couples fire out a couple of sprogs, not because they necessarily want kids but because they have to because that's what happens in life. These kids are soon palmed off to child minders during the week, than enrolled in Saturday clubs so they hardly see them, then wonder why the children treat them as fucking strangers. I've known some who buy the kids clothes in second hand shops for peanuts but think nothing of splashing 30 quid on a bottle of red. Cunts I'll have you know, those children had the best love and affection that money could buy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted March 7, 2019 Report Share Posted March 7, 2019 On 05/03/2019 at 21:47, Wizardsleeve said: A group of women have decided to not have children because they're afraid of global warming. They don't want to subject a child to harsh climate conditions. Selfish cunts, they could be depriving the world of one genius who discovers a way to create enough ozone to repair the damaged planet's UV shield. Women against having children is like christians against christ. Why don't they just top themselves? They would no longer have to be afraid of the world. Where do you get this shit from? More like David Nixon in black and white than Merlin. You fucking festive tart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 Stay off my thread, Crab, you utter fucking bottom of the barrel cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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