Neil Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 Its fucking shit made for lazy fat cunts with no taste buds,get off your fat fucking arses and cook fresh food you utter cunts.There's more nourishment in the fucking packaging. PS. 'er indoors has just put a frozen pack of seafood out and told me that i can make myself a risotto 'if you like?'. No,I dont fucking like you fucking wanker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Neil said: Its fucking shit made for lazy fat cunts with no taste buds,get off your fat fucking arses and cook fresh food you utter cunts.There's more nourishment in the fucking packaging. PS. 'er indoors has just put a frozen pack of seafood out and told me that i can make myself a risotto 'if you like?'. No,I dont fucking like you fucking wanker! Peas, they need to be frozen so you can pour them out the bag. I'm not fucking about, unzipping little green sleeping bags for 20 minutes, like some thick middle class slag with a floppy straw hat that thinks she's "at one with nature" because she has an allotment that yielded 3 potatoes and a deformed carrot last year. Despite a grand's worth of Harrods artisan range garden tools and a £300 pair of wellies. Birds Eye petit pois every fucking time. Frozen sausages are the turds of Satan though. I'll give you that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Peas, they need to be frozen so you can pour them out the bag. I'm not fucking about, unzipping little green sleeping bags for 20 minutes, like some thick middle class slag with a floppy straw hat that thinks she's "at one with nature" because she has an allotment that yielded 3 potatoes and a deformed carrot last year. Despite a grand's worth of Harrods artisan range garden tools and a £300 pair of wellies. Birds Eye petit pois every fucking time. Frozen sausages are the turds of Satan though. I'll give you that. Punky never has frozen sausages. He always warms his! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Punky never has frozen sausages. He always warms his! That is really funny .. have a like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Peas, they need to be frozen so you can pour them out the bag. I'm not fucking about, unzipping little green sleeping bags for 20 minutes, like some thick middle class slag with a floppy straw hat that thinks she's "at one with nature" because she has an allotment that yielded 3 potatoes and a deformed carrot last year. Despite a grand's worth of Harrods artisan range garden tools and a £300 pair of wellies. Birds Eye petit pois every fucking time. Frozen sausages are the turds of Satan though. I'll give you that. I’ve recently searched through all the Royal Navy personnel records at Greenwich and they have no record of a Captain Birds Eye going back to before Trafalgar. Therefore I for one would be very suspicious of eating anything connected with such a person. He would appear to be of dubious character at the very least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 41 minutes ago, King Billy said: I’ve recently searched through all the Royal Navy personnel records at Greenwich and they have no record of a Captain Birds Eye going back to before Trafalgar. Therefore I for one would be very suspicious of eating anything connected with such a person. He would appear to be of dubious character at the very least. Well, I suppose some of the children he had imprisoned on that boat, may have come forward and offered an explanation as to why he had fishy fingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 53 minutes ago, King Billy said: I’ve recently searched through all the Royal Navy personnel records at Greenwich and they have no record of a Captain Birds Eye going back to before Trafalgar. Therefore I for one would be very suspicious of eating anything connected with such a person. He would appear to be of dubious character at the very least. Captain out of 'Captain and Tenille', wasn't a real captain. The cunt just wore a captain's hat. I rang his house to give him a fucking bollocking for lying, but whoever answered told me he died in January, in a Spanish accent. And Colonel Abrahams wasnt a real colonel. In fact he wasnt in the army at all. Fucking stolen valour if you ask me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Captain out of 'Captain and Tenille', wasn't a real captain. The cunt just wore a captain's hat. I rang his house to give him a fucking bollocking for lying, but whoever answered told me he died in January, in a Spanish accent. And Colonel Abrahams wasnt a real colonel. In fact he wasnt in the army at all. Fucking stolen valour if you ask me. On an entirely trivial, insignificant side note, and @Betterthanyou should enjoy this, Captain used to be the keyboardist for the Beach Boys. See old Betts.....that is what your brand of boring is like! Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 4 hours ago, Neil said: Its fucking shit made for lazy fat cunts with no taste buds,get off your fat fucking arses and cook fresh food you utter cunts.There's more nourishment in the fucking packaging. PS. 'er indoors has just put a frozen pack of seafood out and told me that i can make myself a risotto 'if you like?'. No,I dont fucking like you fucking wanker! Yes, but the frozen sprouts are a fuck load easier to poke up your arsehole..... according to a friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 4 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: On an entirely trivial, insignificant side note, and @Betterthanyou should enjoy this, Captain used to be the keyboardist for the Beach Boys. See old Betts.....that is what your brand of boring is like! Fuck off. I'm not boring. I'm cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm not boring. I'm cute. Pics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: I'm not boring. I'm cute. A cute ly boring lol Only joking Gypps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm not boring. I'm cute. Apart from the immense amount of body hair and swinging cock and ball, I agree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 I quite like frozen food especially ice cream or if I'm feeling a bit full, a nice lemon sorbet as a dessert. To eat it any other way, I.e warmed through, is frankly a bit gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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