Guest Stoolstabber500 Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 What is it with the UK's town and city council's obsession with wanting to pedestrianise every fucking square foot of the UK and the warped obsession with wanting to turn actual functioning REAL cities in the UK into clones of dreary, shitty, little non-entity eurotrash clown cities like holland which can fit inside London about 50 times over. Really aiming for the big time there you cunts. Look at any real major city in the world and they sure as fuck are not like Holland and have actual working fucking cars and traffic in them with working fucking engines that don't run on queef power. Also why the fuck should I have to pay road tax and insurance so a bunch of arrogant, ignorant fucking faggots in lycra get preferential treatment of the roads and make me have to slam on the breaks at 60+ MPH on a country B-road when going around a bend and seeing a gaggle of the cunts in a line forcing me to grind to a whopping 10MPH and with no way to overtake these pieces of shit. I want them all dead. Fuck cyclists ,fuck pedestrianisation and fuck hysterical little homos harping on about climate change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 30 minutes ago, stoolstabber5000 said: What is it with the UK's town and city council's obsession with wanting to pedestrianise every fucking square foot of the UK and the warped obsession with wanting to turn actual functioning REAL cities in the UK into clones of dreary, shitty, little non-entity eurotrash clown cities like holland which can fit inside London about 50 times over. Really aiming for the big time there you cunts. Look at any real major city in the world and they sure as fuck are not like Holland and have actual working fucking cars and traffic in them with working fucking engines that don't run on queef power. Also why the fuck should I have to pay road tax and insurance so a bunch of arrogant, ignorant fucking faggots in lycra get preferential treatment of the roads and make me have to slam on the breaks at 60+ MPH on a country B-road when going around a bend and seeing a gaggle of the cunts in a line forcing me to grind to a whopping 10MPH and with no way to overtake these pieces of shit. I want them all dead. Fuck cyclists ,fuck pedestrianisation and fuck hysterical little homos harping on about climate change. The very thought of a lumbering blob like yourself jumping on a bike to go shopping for your daily Greggs and pound of fisting butter is a frightful image indeed. One would guess an aerospace company would be needed to knock one up for you out of jet fighter grade titanium to cope with the sheer weight and forces subjected to such a structure On the bright side though you could get out and about more readily on your dog shite collection missions. Bike tyres are of course turd magnets and a great place to store the days pickings when your pockets fill up with scat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoolstabber500 Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 1 minute ago, stoolstabber5000 said: lol... It’s not funny you fat fucking wanker... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoolstabber500 Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 5 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: It’s not funny you fat fucking wanker... It's very funny how would you like it if you came around a corner and the lycra brigade were stopping you from getting to the gloryhole on time in your golf cart? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 3 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: It’s not funny you fat fucking wanker... Finish this cunt punkers. He also plays a lot of computer games if you require extra ammo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: Finish this cunt punkers. He also plays a lot of computer games if you require extra ammo I despair of our cretinous arrivistes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: I despair of our cretinous arrivistes Yes, upstart oiks who rock up here wouldn't have been tolerated circa 2014 when they would have been torn to shreds by the greating squad. However, you're missing one thing dopey, this cunt is actually @Erroreptile404 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 1 hour ago, stoolstabber5000 said: What is it with the UK's town and city council's obsession with wanting to pedestrianise every fucking square foot of the UK and the warped obsession with wanting to turn actual functioning REAL cities in the UK into clones of dreary, shitty, little non-entity eurotrash clown cities like holland which can fit inside London about 50 times over. Really aiming for the big time there you cunts. Look at any real major city in the world and they sure as fuck are not like Holland and have actual working fucking cars and traffic in them with working fucking engines that don't run on queef power. Also why the fuck should I have to pay road tax and insurance so a bunch of arrogant, ignorant fucking faggots in lycra get preferential treatment of the roads and make me have to slam on the breaks at 60+ MPH on a country B-road when going around a bend and seeing a gaggle of the cunts in a line forcing me to grind to a whopping 10MPH and with no way to overtake these pieces of shit. I want them all dead. Fuck cyclists ,fuck pedestrianisation and fuck hysterical little homos harping on about climate change. Just earn your HGV licence and then become a lorry driver. That way you just run the fuckers off the road and give the usual excuse the fat fuckers give when they take out a cyclist "He came up on me blindside didn't he? Didnt see the cunt did I"? You're welcome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 3 hours ago, stoolstabber5000 said: What is it with the UK's town and city council's obsession with wanting to pedestrianise every fucking square foot of the UK and the warped obsession with wanting to turn actual functioning REAL cities in the UK into clones of dreary, shitty, little non-entity eurotrash clown cities like holland which can fit inside London about 50 times over. Really aiming for the big time there you cunts. Look at any real major city in the world and they sure as fuck are not like Holland and have actual working fucking cars and traffic in them with working fucking engines that don't run on queef power. Also why the fuck should I have to pay road tax and insurance so a bunch of arrogant, ignorant fucking faggots in lycra get preferential treatment of the roads and make me have to slam on the breaks at 60+ MPH on a country B-road when going around a bend and seeing a gaggle of the cunts in a line forcing me to grind to a whopping 10MPH and with no way to overtake these pieces of shit. I want them all dead. Fuck cyclists ,fuck pedestrianisation and fuck hysterical little homos harping on about climate change. Er........ Holland is a country not a city. Last time I was there it couldn’t fit into Londonistan once let alone “50 times over.” You’re not very bright are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fuck cyclists We've all got to do our bit to go green, and if that means cycling to our jobs then so be it, and I'm all for it. In fact, I've started already by cycling around the bock and fucking off back home again, where I work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: Er........ Holland is a country not a city. Last time I was there it couldn’t fit into Londonistan once let alone “50 times over.” You’re not very bright are you? Holland is a region. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 1 hour ago, White Cunt said: Holland is a region. Indeed ......a region of the European Union. I wonder if they are using my money to build a U-boat pen in Rotterdam? After all, they need to protect their boats stealing fish from our waters, not to mention the dinghies full of doctors and nurses they kindly send across to help us out. Have you ever thought Anne fucking Frank died for nothing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: We've all got to do our bit to go green, and if that means cycling to our jobs then so be it, and I'm all for it. In fact, I've started already by cycling around the bock and fucking off back home again, where I work. Bought a brand new motor now I'm waiting for a loan. So I can fill her up and start her, then I'm going back home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Monaco Slim Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 Cyclists are all faggots they'l eventually die of aids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Bought a brand new motor now I'm waiting for a loan. So I can fill her up and start her, then I'm going back home. Put in for your very own Ambulance, Gyps! PPE Grants are all the rage and you're a caring individual with quarantine fatigue. You'll have yer own gas & air, tinted windows AND a siren that goes "Whaaa-WHOWWW-Whaaa…" No stopping at lights, no fuck-all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 11 hours ago, White Cunt said: Holland is a region. Jools Holland is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoolstabber500 Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 14 hours ago, judgetwi said: Er........ Holland is a country not a city. Last time I was there it couldn’t fit into Londonistan once let alone “50 times over.” You’re not very bright are you? The UK is 6 times bigger than the country of Rotterdam or whatever the fuck clog land is calling itself nowadays that's all you need to know kebab boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoolstabber500 Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 15 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: That way you just run the fuckers off the road Then reverse over them 10 times just to be sure... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 13 minutes ago, stoolstabber5000 said: Then reverse over them 10 times just to be sure... Well, you can't see 'em if they're on your blind side, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoolstabber500 Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 13 hours ago, White Cunt said: Holland is a region. A nether region. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 3 hours ago, stoolstabber5000 said: A nether region. I suppose you could call it that, taking into consideration the size and number of brothels per square kilometre. But don’t go around Haarlem at night, telling pissed up Dutch they all live in Holland. Some inward migrants may take offence and glass you repeatedly to prove their point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 3 hours ago, White Cunt said: I suppose you could call it that, taking into consideration the size and number of brothels per square kilometre. But don’t go around Haarlem at night, telling pissed up Dutch they all live in Holland. Some inward migrants may take offence and glass you repeatedly to prove their point. Sounds like the sort of golf club where you would fit in well.. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 22 hours ago, judgetwi said: Er........ Holland is a country not a city. Last time I was there it couldn’t fit into Londonistan once let alone “50 times over.” You’re not very bright are you? No reptile stabber isn't very bright at all. In fact it wouldn't be a lie to class him as a pig shit and scaffold plank thick Down syndrome mutant with extra tertiary thickness thrown in for good measure. I lived in the Netherlands for a short time and found it to be a thoroughly civilised place, albeit a tad dull. Friendly folk who all speak excellent English, clean streets and countryside devoid of litter which blights us here, tall attractive women who look after themselves (again unlike the fat bush pigs here...) and very, very few chavy fuckers. Good weed and beer too, very little to dislike about the place. Back to our friend shitstabber, it's obvious he's never travelled to Europe and been able to appreciate what it has to offer. Indeed, I'm guessing he's rarely left his video game dominated hovel lest he misses playing donkey kong with his creepy online buddies. What a cunt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 34 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Sounds like the sort of golf club where you would fit in well.. lol. Lol. Lol. LOL - another comment about a golf club. You absolute fucking wanker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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