and Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 On 28/05/2020 at 10:57, Mrs Roops said: Its a source of constant regret that I read very little fiction. I know there is of world of riches to be found in the printed word. I need to relax more... Maybe you could join a library (if there's any still open) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 4 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: I would have thought Eric's posts are about as much fiction as any member can stand. Shut your cake hole Kermit, one day Kate Kray will write Eric and king Billy's life story, then that cunt Guy Ritchie will make the film.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 3 hours ago, Eddie said: Shut your cake hole Kermit, one day Kate Kray will write Eric and king Billy's life story, then that cunt Guy Ritchie will make the film.... Let's get this right shall we. Eric has passed you over, and appointed a newbie as a member of 'The Cartel'. If being in the Mothercare Store Detectives Cartel means that much to you, I pity you, but don't try and take it out on me, you black, counter polishing cunt. Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 9 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: ts a source of constant regret that I read very little fiction. You make up for it with your output . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 28 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Let's get this right shall we. Eric has passed you over, and appointed a newbie as a member of 'The Cartel'. If being in the Mothercare Store Detectives Cartel means that much to you, I pity you, but don't try and take it out on me, you black, counter polishing cunt. Fuck off. Talk like that will only get you a horses head in your bed you big donkeys arse. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Talk like that will only get you a horses head in your bed you big donkeys arse. Fuck off. With talk like that he's likely to get eddies big donkey dick up his shitter, no lube. That's how the bruthas do it to teach a nigga a lesson 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 On 27/05/2020 at 01:36, Roadkill said: Reading this shit now. She's a wank writer these days - made her millions and achieved all of her dreams only to find nowt but bitterness at the top of the mountain and an ego that needs feeding at all costs. My guess for this shit will be that the Ikabog will turn out to be a metaphor for Muslim immigrants, an innocent creature only made into a monster by the myths of the ignorant Northerners and a well educated and smart Southerner will need to dictate peace between the two parties - seems about the right level of ham for the hack cunt these days. Cunt my drawing tablet is fucked or I'd enter the illustration contest... Goblet of Fire would have been much better if Nazi Roops showed up to shoot Hermeonie in the throat with a Luger over a meth deal gone wrong in a strip club after Hagrid is found overdosed in his hut. The twist would be that Voldemort and Dumbledore were in on it together, Hogwarts was just a front for the wizard Mafia and the Slytherin kids are the dealers - Snape is undercover DEA in all of this, of course. It’s bound to be a really cheap shit socialist white apologist tone of reference.... stating us southerners didn’t want brexit and we like immigrants... just so long as we can get cheap Nannies for our pampered kids who live in a bubble, who think immigration is just a funky new tapas bar on the high street...next to the Colombian coffee shop. Northern folk will be simple, uneducated types who are bitter and hateful. The Peacefuls are the oppressed ones who need protection and who fight the good cause against the evil Northern Empire that has its twin towers blown down by a couple of hijacked airliners...... nah that’s been done.... to obvious. The Peacefuls will infiltrate deep into the Northern Empire and strike a mortal blow ..... at a teenager pop concert..... nah again been done. Maybe her story line will have the Peacefuls in a brother sister kind of relationship were they fight against the evil Empire together...un be known s to them that they are indeed brother and sister. When they find out....they fuck each other and have 8 kids. 2 with inbreeding learning difficulties, but that won’t matter as they will get a brand new car on disability every 2 years and an extra £300 quid a week on family credit for each mong.. the other 6 will be put to good use stealing cars on an industrial scale in the neighborhood... Roops would run a charity shop for them of course... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 4 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Let's get this right shall we. Eric has passed you over, and appointed a newbie as a member of 'The Cartel'. If being in the Mothercare Store Detectives Cartel means that much to you, I pity you, but don't try and take it out on me, you black, counter polishing cunt. Fuck off. Reported.... for using the word ...Black Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 8 hours ago, Eddie said: Shut your cake hole Kermit, one day Kate Kray will write Eric and king Billy's life story, then that cunt Guy Ritchie will make the film.... Nah... Disney already have the rights... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 10 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: Nah... Disney already have the rights... Captain Tom and the bloody Jerry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 On 27/05/2020 at 11:50, Mrs Roops said: The writer relaxed and lent back from the keyboard. “Brilliant”, he sighed. He thought of the eighty punters who would see his inaugural magnum opus. Ten of them might even read it. After a night of Red Bull and poppers he could at last reward himself with two fingers of Mexican Bollock Shaker and a spliff… “So now you're reduced to writing Penny Dreadfuls,” a voice came from the fetid gloom behind him – a voice that was piercing, sharp yet strangely soft as well. The writer bolted up straight, stiff from fear. He started to shake and clenched his buttocks from the overwhelming need to evacuate his bowels. Then he realised who was behind him. He felt his face redden, tears began to well up in his eyes. “So how old are you, kid?” the voice asked. “Thirty-” The voice cut him off before he could finish. “Really? I thought you were ten years younger,” the voice said matter of factly. “Turn around and face me.” The writer slowly turned his swivel chair around and infused with the adrenalin now coursing through his veins, screamed, “This isn’t fucking fair, this is my world and you can’t come in, you just can’t!” “Well colour me tiresome, but I just did. This might be your world but it occupies a dimension controlled by others. I am...The Administrator.” The writer stared into the cold green eyes of his tormentor, a harshly coiffured, slightly built woman dressed in an immaculately tailored uniform by Hugo Boss. A black leather holster and belt by Gucci of Florence strapped to her waist, which probably contained a H&K compact thingy that his weird friend, permanently dressed in surplus camo, would constantly drone on about… “Your mind is wandering – stay with the script” the administrator ordered curtly. “This dimension,” the writer answered, “are we talking string theory, bosonic string theory or M-theory ?” “Let’s not get ahead of ourselves,” the administrator replied rolling her eyes, “we’re exceeding the average punter’s attention span as it is. Anyway...time to depart”. The writer realising the inevitable had arrived, calmly fell to his knees and bowed his head forward and steeled himself for the bullet that would end his being. The Administrator gazed down at the figure of despondency beneath her and sighed, “Well there’s no need for that, but I like your thinking – must dash.” Utter fucking drivel.... you are a talentless fuck Loops.... stick to fitting car parts at Honda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 3, 2020 Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 I see J.K. Remoaning has asserted that trannies aren’t real women and can’t menstruate. A statement of the bleeding obvious I would have thought. I don’t care how expensive your fake fanny is if there’s blood seeping out it’s because you’ve had too many cocks or other hard objects shoved up it. Same applies to your arse you filthy degenerate. But naturally, the snowflake brigade are up in arms about this hate crime. Among them Daniel ‘Butch’ Radcliffe who cries his little girly eyes out.......”I hope this hasn’t spoiled the books for so many millions, my heart is with you.” Of fuck off Nancy Boy. 🤮 Normally the criminal sleb would be apologising like a cunt and blaming it on the sexual abuse she suffered as a child. But Remoaning is so fucking rich she doesn’t give a shit. The publishers and film makers aren’t going to ostracise her because she makes them a shitload of money. The whole business makes a mockery of the whole world of wokeness but if you couldn’t see already what a load of bolllocks it all is you are fucked anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 3, 2020 Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 16 minutes ago, judgetwi said: I see J.K. Remoaning has asserted that trannies aren’t real women and can’t menstruate. A statement of the bleeding obvious I would have thought. I don’t care how expensive your fake fanny is if there’s blood seeping out it’s because you’ve had too many cocks or other hard objects shoved up it. Same applies to your arse you filthy degenerate. But naturally, the snowflake brigade are up in arms about this hate crime. Among them Daniel ‘Butch’ Radcliffe who cries his little girly eyes out.......”I hope this hasn’t spoiled the books for so many millions, my heart is with you.” Of fuck off Nancy Boy. 🤮 Normally the criminal sleb would be apologising like a cunt and blaming it on the sexual abuse she suffered as a child. But Remoaning is so fucking rich she doesn’t give a shit. The publishers and film makers aren’t going to ostracise her because she makes them a shitload of money. The whole business makes a mockery of the whole world of wokeness but if you couldn’t see already what a load of bolllocks it all is you are fucked anyway. Fucking brilliant, Radcliffe turning on the cunt that made him famous in the first place. Wokeness in action - they'll always turn on each other at some point. Rowling has plenty of experience in the snowflake community and she'll know an apology will just open her up to even more manufactured outrage, but at her age she's starting to feel the faint tug of reality interfering with her perception of Rainbow World. The unicorns can smell discontent and the gumdrop rivers will soon run red with the blood of one more wrong thinker who burned their bridges to the real world long ago. Lube up, J.K. Your "mates" are already playing the reeducation tune: LOL. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 On 27/05/2020 at 11:50, Mrs Roops said: The Administrator gazed down at the figure of despondency beneath her and sighed, “Well there’s no need for that, but I like your thinking – must dash.” So that’s how you see yourself Mr Roops? What a fucking up your own arse knobend. 🔺 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 I thought it was funny jewdz baby..you must be one mizerable bazturd..tellus where did it all go wrong for ya PANZERMURPHYBABY 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 19 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: I thought it was funny jewdz baby..you must be one mizerable bazturd..tellus where did it all go wrong for ya PANZERMURPHYBABY He was born a fucking kike for starters. I’d happily welcome a million bog smelling leprechaun cunts like you into my home than a single jew 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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