Guest luke swarm Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 Just drove back home from a course in Stoke. It was raining which one would think is not uncommon in this great country at this time of year. I passed half a dozen of these motorway LED advice/warning signs....they advised that there is a queue ahead, then they advised that there is a queue after the next junction, then that there was surface water so caution (its raining by the way), then about ten miles from Wolves, they advised me that tiredness kills and that I should take a break. How on earth did they know that as I was feeling a bit weary due to having to listen to a pile of shite at this course all day. Now to be fair, there were queues but these were caused by imbeciles who slowed down to 20 MPH in anticipation of the queue thus creating even more queues when the reality was that the real queue had long since dissipated. We are turning this nation into a nation of sheep who need the most basic thing like, its raining so there might be water on the road.....trouble is that seeing the level of brain dead vacuous cunts with dead expressions on their faces out driving I can understand the reason for these explaining the obvious signage. But they are still cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 I can see you sitting in your crappy little car, composing this gem in your tiny excitable mind, hoping against hope that it'll be well received. Well, let me tell you this, Luke..... it's a pile of fucking shit. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 Traffic jams and rain, how tiresome. Gladly I don't have to contend with either, living here as I do. Vivre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 You really do live in the arse end of God's green earth don't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 Never mind Tiredness Killing. Having to go to Wolverhampton is like a slow march to the gas chamber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 53 minutes ago, Frank said: I can see you sitting in your crappy little car, composing this gem in your tiny excitable mind, hoping against hope that it'll be well received. Well, let me tell you this, Luke..... it's a pile of fucking shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 48 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Traffic jams and rain, how tiresome. Gladly I don't have to contend with either, living here as I do. Vivre Fuck off, you pheasant plucking Pollyanna faux-French fuckstick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 32 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Fuck off, you pheasant plucking Pollyanna faux-French fuckstick! Probably a big Vichy/Petain fan. Keeps German soldiers under the stairs so they don't have as far to go to capture La gay as fuck Paris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fuckmewhatacunt Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 1 hour ago, Frank said: I can see you sitting in your crappy little car, composing this gem in your tiny excitable mind, hoping against hope that it'll be well received. Well, let me tell you this, Luke..... it's a pile of fucking shit. Ye olde bearded one is on the money. Tiredness kills, shame you didn't drift off and crash to be fair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Harry Ballsack Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 2 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: You really do live in the arse end of God's green earth don't you? Yes, England. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 2 hours ago, witheredscrote said: Traffic jams and rain, how tiresome. Gladly I don't have to contend with either, living here as I do. Vivre Hasn't France been battered by torrential rain over the past days? Weren't the Seine nearly bursting its banks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 13 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Hasn't France been battered by torrential rain over the past days? Weren't the Seine nearly bursting its banks? I'm somewhere near Reims, as we speak. It's 25° and my 2 bags of green made it through the , ahem, stringent security on the ferry. That's the good news. France, as I'm sure you're aware, is full of cunts. French cunts at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 " Don't drink and drive" often appears on the motorway signs...... As if every other driver is swigging from a bottle of Glenfiddich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 3 hours ago, Frank said: I can see you sitting in your crappy little car, composing this gem in your tiny excitable mind, hoping against hope that it'll be well received. Well, let me tell you this, Luke..... it's a pile of fucking shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 31 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Hasn't France been battered by torrential rain over the past days? Weren't the Seine nearly bursting its banks? Gypps me old luvva, that woz North France, full of northern cunts. I am in S.W. France full of southern cunts. Fancy a goose ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: " Don't drink and drive" often appears on the motorway signs...... As if every other driver is swigging from a bottle of Glenfiddich. You soppy golf playing cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 17 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: I'm somewhere near Reims, as we speak. It's 25° and my 2 bags of green made it through the , ahem, stringent security on the ferry. That's the good news. France, as I'm sure you're aware, is full of cunts. French cunts at that. Stay there, we don't want you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 41 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Stay there, we don't want you. I'll tell you one thing, if these French cunts had put as much fucking effort into fighting the Nazis as they do into cutting me up on their motorways, the World would have been robbed of that iconic photograph of Hitler gazing, with pride, at the Eiffel Tower. Just after his lads had filled the French in. It was the look of a man who's proved his fucking point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 4 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: You really do live in the arse end of God's green earth don't you? its not that good....its only saving grace is that its not London. Why would anybody want to live in all that squalor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 4 hours ago, Frank said: I can see you sitting in your crappy little car, composing this gem in your tiny excitable mind, hoping against hope that it'll be well received. Well, let me tell you this, Luke..... it's a pile of fucking shit. it is a crappy little car Frank but its real life you see....Its all I can afford now that I have spunked all my money on a Wickes Kitchen......that's what you have to do when you are on a minimum wage and most of your customers wear baseball caps, I wish I had tried harder at special school like yourself but alas, I never made it past identifying shapes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 4 hours ago, witheredscrote said: Traffic jams and rain, how tiresome. Gladly I don't have to contend with either, living here as I do. Vivre Yes but all this is worth it for a land free of Frogs and the smell of burning tyres and sheep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: that car is worth a lot more than the Dagenham cuntbin that I inherited from Mrs Swarm.......That cunt looks like that bloke who owns sports direct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 1 minute ago, luke swarm said: Yes but all this is worth it for a land free of Frogs and the smell of burning tyres and sheep. Luke, do you accept that, in hindsight, you'd have been better off staying at home today? I don't think we've ever seen such a weakly padded, lame and poorly constructed nom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: " Don't drink and drive" often appears on the motorway signs...... As if every other driver is swigging from a bottle of Probably too pissed to read it anyway! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 1 hour ago, witheredscrote said: Gypps me old luvva, that woz North France, full of northern cunts. I am in S.W. France full of southern cunts. Fancy a goose ? I went to Toulon once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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