Guest Paul Ross Posted July 27, 2016 Report Share Posted July 27, 2016 Reminds me of when I had this lump in my Renault Espace once somewhere in Leeds when I was recording Through The Keyhole up there. Must have been in the 90s. I remember he was complaining of feeling hungry so I rubbed some Nutella into my ball bag, but there was no way he could manoeuvre round his immense sweaty bulk to satisfy his insatiable appetite. Embarrassed, and as a distraction, he sat up and started clapping and singing some random Motown shit. He wouldn't fucking stop and then started to stroke my double chin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted July 27, 2016 Report Share Posted July 27, 2016 5 minutes ago, Paul Ross said: Reminds me of when I had this lump in my Renault Espace once somewhere in Leeds when I was recording Through The Keyhole up there. Must have been in the 90s. I remember he was complaining of feeling hungry so I rubbed some Nutella into my ball bag, but there was no way he could manoeuvre round his immense sweaty bulk to satisfy his insatiable appetite. Embarrassed, and as a distraction, he sat up and started clapping and singing some random Motown shit. He wouldn't fucking stop and then started to stroke my double chin. That's dark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 27, 2016 Report Share Posted July 27, 2016 Apple's carpool? It will full of cricket and football results. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Cunty Fuckwank Posted July 27, 2016 Report Share Posted July 27, 2016 You prize cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted July 27, 2016 Report Share Posted July 27, 2016 2 hours ago, Paul Ross said: Reminds me of when I had this lump in my Renault Espace once somewhere in Leeds when I was recording Through The Keyhole up there. Must have been in the 90s. I remember he was complaining of feeling hungry so I rubbed some Nutella into my ball bag, but there was no way he could manoeuvre round his immense sweaty bulk to satisfy his insatiable appetite. Embarrassed, and as a distraction, he sat up and started clapping and singing some random Motown shit. He wouldn't fucking stop and then started to stroke my double chin. You were better when you were dogging and snorting mephedrone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 27, 2016 Report Share Posted July 27, 2016 What the fuck was that shit. Corden is a total spacker and if Apple buy him, I hope he does a Jobs and fucking croaks it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 27, 2016 Report Share Posted July 27, 2016 1 hour ago, Mr Cunty Fuckwank said: You prize cunt. You get a like just for the name. Is there a Mrs Fuckwank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 27, 2016 Report Share Posted July 27, 2016 Corden and Apple, perfect match of overpriced, loud, annoying useless cunts, promoted well above their skillset. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 27, 2016 Report Share Posted July 27, 2016 21 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Corden and Apple, perfect match of overpriced, loud, annoying useless cunts, promoted well above their skillset. Not to mention they're both fucking massive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 27, 2016 Report Share Posted July 27, 2016 5 hours ago, Paul Ross said: Reminds me of when I had this lump in my Renault Espace once somewhere in Leeds when I was recording Through The Keyhole up there. Must have been in the 90s. I remember he was complaining of feeling hungry so I rubbed some Nutella into my ball bag, but there was no way he could manoeuvre round his immense sweaty bulk to satisfy his insatiable appetite. Embarrassed, and as a distraction, he sat up and started clapping and singing some random Motown shit. He wouldn't fucking stop and then started to stroke my double chin. In @Quincy Cockfingers' absence. How long did it take you to cum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 27, 2016 Report Share Posted July 27, 2016 Corden is a fat, sweaty joke, but he ain't a funny man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 27, 2016 Report Share Posted July 27, 2016 Fucking hell. May your bollocks swell to the size of coconuts so you could get Kid Creole's bongo player to play with them. You utter, utter fuckstick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 27, 2016 Report Share Posted July 27, 2016 11 hours ago, Paul Ross said: Reminds me of when I had this lump in my Renault Espace once somewhere in Leeds when I was recording Through The Keyhole up there. Must have been in the 90s. I remember he was complaining of feeling hungry so I rubbed some Nutella into my ball bag, but there was no way he could manoeuvre round his immense sweaty bulk to satisfy his insatiable appetite. Embarrassed, and as a distraction, he sat up and started clapping and singing some random Motown shit. He wouldn't fucking stop and then started to stroke my double chin. How long did it take him to cum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 27, 2016 Report Share Posted July 27, 2016 6 hours ago, Bubba C said: In @Quincy Cockfingers' absence. How long did it take you to cum? Fucking hell! In there like a er, cock up a drainpipe. Bubba, I'm sitting in a dismal hospital ward bed, in some awful fife hospital full of ugly fat bastards, sitting twinkling like a diamond in dogshit. Quinsy throat indeed. Some fat bricky cunt opposite moans continually about perceived slights and negligences suffered him by the staff, who patiently listen to all this shit and are nice to him. If I were in their position I would inject air into his iv drip. As it stands, as soon as the other specimens are asleep, I intend to smother him with a pillow. I only wish I could stylishly place 3 silenced bullets in it afterwards. Classy touch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 27, 2016 Report Share Posted July 27, 2016 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Fucking hell! In there like a er, cock up a drainpipe. Bubba, I'm sitting in a dismal hospital ward bed, in some awful fife hospital full of ugly fat bastards, sitting twinkling like a diamond in dogshit. Quinsy throat indeed. Some fat bricky cunt opposite moans continually about perceived slights and negligences suffered him by the staff, who patiently listen to all this shit and are nice to him. If I were in their position I would inject air into his iv drip. As it stands, as soon as the other specimens are asleep, I intend to smother him with a pillow. I only wish I could stylishly place 3 silenced bullets in it afterwards. Classy touch. Read ding's posts to him, he will OD on morphine in no time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 27, 2016 Report Share Posted July 27, 2016 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Fucking hell! In there like a er, cock up a drainpipe. Bubba, I'm sitting in a dismal hospital ward bed, in some awful fife hospital full of ugly fat bastards, sitting twinkling like a diamond in dogshit. Quinsy throat indeed. Some fat bricky cunt opposite moans continually about perceived slights and negligences suffered him by the staff, who patiently listen to all this shit and are nice to him. If I were in their position I would inject air into his iv drip. As it stands, as soon as the other specimens are asleep, I intend to smother him with a pillow. I only wish I could stylishly place 3 silenced bullets in it afterwards. Classy touch. Ah that brings back memories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 27, 2016 Report Share Posted July 27, 2016 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Fucking hell! In there like a er, cock up a drainpipe. Bubba, I'm sitting in a dismal hospital ward bed, in some awful fife hospital full of ugly fat bastards, sitting twinkling like a diamond in dogshit. Quinsy throat indeed. Some fat bricky cunt opposite moans continually about perceived slights and negligences suffered him by the staff, who patiently listen to all this shit and are nice to him. If I were in their position I would inject air into his iv drip. As it stands, as soon as the other specimens are asleep, I intend to smother him with a pillow. I only wish I could stylishly place 3 silenced bullets in it afterwards. Classy touch. Jesus, don't you have private health cover? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 27, 2016 Report Share Posted July 27, 2016 52 minutes ago, Eddie said: Jesus, don't you have private health cover? Yes, fuck all use though, needed a certain ENT consultant and the best one is here . Didn't think it would be a fucking overnighter or I wouldn't have been such a thick cunt. Now I am listening to a fat cunt farting and snoring , and both sound the same Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 27, 2016 Report Share Posted July 27, 2016 2 hours ago, Bubba C said: Read ding's posts to him, he will OD on morphine in no time. The staff have filled me full of cheap, dirty tramadol, the cheap , dirty sluts. Can one get a blow job on the NHS? This country has gone to pot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 27, 2016 Report Share Posted July 27, 2016 15 hours ago, Paul Ross said: Reminds me of when I had this lump in my Renault Espace once somewhere in Leeds when I was recording Through The Keyhole up there. Must have been in the 90s. I remember he was complaining of feeling hungry so I rubbed some Nutella into my ball bag, but there was no way he could manoeuvre round his immense sweaty bulk to satisfy his insatiable appetite. Embarrassed, and as a distraction, he sat up and started clapping and singing some random Motown shit. He wouldn't fucking stop and then started to stroke my double chin. Do us a favour Paul and tell your brother he's not fucking funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 28, 2016 Report Share Posted July 28, 2016 7 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Now I am listening to a fat cunt farting and snoring , and both sound the same How is Mrs Quincy, by the way? Give her my best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Cunty Fuckwank Posted July 28, 2016 Report Share Posted July 28, 2016 22 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: You get a like just for the name. Is there a Mrs Fuckwank? There certainly is, Cuntess is her name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 28, 2016 Report Share Posted July 28, 2016 12 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Do us a favour Paul and tell your brother's not fucking funny And get him to call you a wight woyal ranker or other such nonsense involving 'R's and 'W's. Hopefully he'll choke to death on his own tongue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 28, 2016 Report Share Posted July 28, 2016 16 hours ago, Bubba C said: How is Mrs Quincy, by the way? Give her my best. How nice of you to ask. I'm just back in, I'm in fucking pieces. I seem to have developed red raw trench crotch from some antibiotic reaction. How is the lovely Mrs B? Is she eating well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted July 28, 2016 Report Share Posted July 28, 2016 9 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: How nice of you to ask. I'm just back in, I'm in fucking pieces. I seem to have developed red raw trench crotch from some antibiotic reaction. How is the lovely Mrs B? Is she eating well? Ahh.. Scrot-rot. Best thing to cure that is to pour a kettle of boiling water all over the offending area closely followed by a good scrub with a wire brush. Does bubba's wife have a peanut head? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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