Bubba C

If you’re using a phone, and have been drinking/got sausage fingers, then ‘nonce’ is very close to ‘mince’ when typed, so autocorrect could go either way. I only know this as I had to delete a message to the missus earlier as her heart must’ve stopped when I asked her to pick me up some nonce pies from Waitrose. I’m sure that’ll help you explain anything to the mods. As you were.

This is probably quite a high probability as he’s allegedly got his hands on proper’s whizz-bang IP locator, and is a sinister fucking creep to boot.

Am I that transparent?

At the risk of this site slowly dying due to the utter bollocks constantly posted between roadkill, billy, dyslexic and roops; is there even the slightest chance that you could all give it a fucking rest for a bit? Or, set yourselves up a group chat and not send the other corner members to sleep with this shit? Many thanks, Everyone else on the corner

Lads?

@Uncle Meatus, I warn you, when Gyps gets on the Malbec, she will utterly destroy you. You’ve swiftly been found out as a lightweight (probable) virgin simpleton, with the IQ of a pencil sharpener, and this won’t be pretty for you. Take this advice with the good nature it’s intended and log off, get your mum to run you a nice warm bath, hop in and let her drop in a plugged in toaster to give you some extra bubbles, you stupid fucking wanker.

Alright, lads?

Fuck off.

@Cuntybaws?

He’s had a warning. If he shows his face on the corner again, he’s gonna get fucked up. I know you’re reading this, scrotes, you oily piece of shit. Fuck right off, you mongrel scum.

See what I mean? You’re dreadful. May I suggest mumsnet, or maybe grinder as a better place for you?

What do gay horses eat? Mmmmm-haaaaaaay.

@Parabolic Cunting, you hear that? You’re easily the worst poster of 2021; in fact, you’re in with a shout of worst ever. Kill yourself.

@Parabolic Cunting?

His kids still haven’t got over the time they arrived home from school and saw their pathetic excuse for a father had purchased a plastic cream bin from B&M on his Visa Electron. Much like us, they want him dead.

Whist I appreciate it’s not Rick himself being cunted, it should be known that anyone with the name Rick is an absolute fucking wanker. https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/rick-stein-branded-rude-after-24452641 If only Stein would go the way of RickBoring and fuck right off. I want tedious, guitar strumming bellend, and the tedious, fish filleting wanker dead.

Up to 97. Cunts.

I’m glad they’re dead.

I’ve forgotten how many years of shite I’ve heard from the filthy scouse scum, banging on about being the victims after their vile fans caused so much shit at Hillsborough, and now this https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/97th-hillsborough-victim-andrew-devine-22319709 Giving this cunt the freedom of the city now he’s dead? Why? Because you’ve not been able to have a minutes silence for 3 weeks and need to get it into the news? Give me a break. Your shitty, scumbag fans were too cheap to buy tickets and caused this shit in the first place and you’re still bleating on. Fuck off.

Great nom, but I’ll help you out for free, cillian. Next time, pop over, make sure the gas is turned up full on the boiler and hobs (this will clear the pipes). Then, after a couple of hours, try to light it with a naked flame.

Was this you? You thick cunt.

I’ve been monitoring your posts and so far I’m underwhelmed; you seem very angry and a little confused. Are you a gay man?

Back in Uni, there was a rather angry guy who used to try and end any argument/debate he was losing by calling the other person a “nun raping cunt”. I often wonder what became of him.

See also “I fucked your mum”.

I purchased a cordless Dyson for my missus so I don’t have to worry about any trips. She, however, needs to worry about not doing the vacuuming, as that could lead to a black eye and me withholding her pocket money.