Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 I have no idea what that Scottish imp just said in the post match interview but he seemed to be pleased. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 The only thing that I suggest you sever is your femoral artery, you maudlin cunt. Especially if you're some sort of northern monkey, which I assume you are judging by the shite football team that you support.Not shite if they can beat Arsenal 3-0 you Wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted October 28, 2015 Report Share Posted October 28, 2015 Congratulations on a stunning victory. It was absolutely brilliant, Arsenal were crap, underestimated their opposition. It was like winning an Ashes test in Australia for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted October 28, 2015 Report Share Posted October 28, 2015 I have no idea what that Scottish imp just said in the post match interview but he seemed to be pleased.I saw that, Ross Wallace. I reckon Man City again in the next round and a heavy defeat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 3, 2015 Report Share Posted November 3, 2015 So Apple, where do you stand on Ian Bell now?For me, it's his windpipe, with a pair of Doc MartensI see he got stumped yesterday but the runs with the bat are still flowing. Have a chance of winning this one as we close in on their first innings score with six wickets in hand, I'd be happy with a draw in the West Indies a draw at home to New Zealand, a draw in the UAE and an Ashes win, which means we won the series that mattered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 So Apple, where do you stand on Ian Bell now?For me, it's his windpipe, with a pair of Doc MartensI see he failed in this unlikely run chase, if England chase this it will be their most successful chase in Asia, can't see it myself, 46/2 at stumps. I would ring the changes for SA, don't have Ali opening for a start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 Got to stick with an opener sometime. I'd have Hales and say to him "come what may, you've got the next 2 years - relax and get on with it" Ansari would be a left-field pick, but he bats too slowly; both him and Cook opening would be the Boycott / Tavare option and that is not Test Cricket in the 21st Century I'm afraid!Bell has got to go. Taylor in for him with Ali dropping back down to number 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 5, 2015 Report Share Posted November 5, 2015 Got to stick with an opener sometime. I'd have Hales and say to him "come what may, you've got the next 2 years - relax and get on with it" Ansari would be a left-field pick, but he bats too slowly; both him and Cook opening would be the Boycott / Tavare option and that is not Test Cricket in the 21st Century I'm afraid!Bell has got to go. Taylor in for him with Ali dropping back down to number 8I see he went for a duck in this innings, 88/6 just is not good enough but as I keep saying we have the Ashes and that's the one that I wanted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted November 5, 2015 Report Share Posted November 5, 2015 I see he went for a duck in this innings, 88/6 just is not good enough but as I keep saying we have the Ashes and that's the one that I wanted.Yes, Scruff, you DO keep saying....Australia are poleaxing the kiwis in the first test. In 18 months we will have the Urn back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 11, 2015 Report Share Posted November 11, 2015 On 5 November 2015 at 10:14:41, southerncunt said: Yes, Scruff, you DO keep saying.... Australia are poleaxing the kiwis in the first test. In 18 months we will have the Urn back. The series doesn't start for two years actually, even if you do have it back for 2018 thanks for putting me on such a high, still feeling it now. I love England having the Ashes. We may have had a crap two and a half years but we have the Ashes and that's all that matters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted November 12, 2015 Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 The records stuck, the records stuck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 12, 2015 Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 27 minutes ago, southerncunt said: The records stuck, the records stuck! Indeed it's great, we have the Ashes!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 12, 2015 Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 Comparing any woman to the one I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 12, 2015 Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 46 minutes ago, southerncunt said: The records stuck, the records stuck! Need to sack Cook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 12, 2015 Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 1 hour ago, applescruff14 said: Need to sack Cook. I liked his "letter from America." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 12, 2015 Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 7 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I liked his "letter from America." That was the proclaimers silly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 12, 2015 Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 19 minutes ago, Eddie said: That was the proclaimers silly. But we've got the Ashes and that's all that matters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 12, 2015 Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 The very title of this thread is a misnomer surely. It implies that people actually care where this boring cunt is, and I refuse to believe that anyone in there right mind would actually give a flying fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 12, 2015 Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 1 minute ago, Decimus said: The very title of this thread is a misnomer surely. It implies that people actually care where this boring cunt is, and I refuse to believe that anyone in there right mind would actually give a flying fuck. National fucking treasure though, Decs. Like Stonehenge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 12, 2015 Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: National fucking treasure though, Decs. Like Stonehenge. Or The Crown Jewels - kept in secure conditions, to be gazed upon by awestruck tourists Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 12, 2015 Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: National fucking treasure bury him ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 12, 2015 Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 3 hours ago, MikeD said: But we've got the Ashes and that's all that matters. Indeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 12, 2015 Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 Look Apple......if its possible and I mean if its at all possible, can you please post something that is not related to Cricket, Rugby, or Football......It is tedious drivel and I am not going to make any shit witticisms at your expense but this thread is meandering around CC like a rudderless ship. Come on you can do better than this and the oft used Rembrandt joke.....time to get a grip and move on eh mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 I haven't a clue which way this ODI will go but it's an absolute travesty that James Taylor has not been a fixture for England in all formats, for the past 18 months, whilst Ian Bell has been stealing a living Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 19, 2015 Report Share Posted November 19, 2015 On 17 November 2015 at 17:28:01, Jiggerycock said: I haven't a clue which way this ODI will go but it's an absolute travesty that James Taylor has not been a fixture for England in all formats, for the past 18 months, whilst Ian Bell has been stealing a living It looks as though it's the end of the road for Ian Bell, been dropped for the SA series. No century in 23 innings, time to move on I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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