CCArchive Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Exhibit a. These two women (Yes really) in Kansas, (where else) get together and decide "they want a child", to cement and adorn their love for each other. Instead of opting for the sensible second choice i.e. stereotypical French Bulldog with huge bollocks, they shoot for the stars as it were and look for a sperm donor. Not being able to afford the services of a pukkah wank bank, they find a friend to squeeze out 10 mls or so of the vital fluid for them. They use the turkey baster and lo and behold a child appears. Within a couple of years, Loves young dream has dimmed and one of them has fucked off leaving the other other to rear the child alone. Now , the state is after the biological father to shoulder the financial burden of raising the child, because the sperm donation was not made formally through an official sperm bank and clinic. I'll bet he feels pretty fucking stupid now despite his "back of a fag packet" agreement he had with them. Serves him right for being a smug middle class uber cunt, see exhibit b in gallery, you can just tell can't you ? My sperm is so special, even the lesbians want it, be fucked. Next time you jerk off, make sure it doesn't land in a test tube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 1, 2015 Report Share Posted February 1, 2015 ,I love these stories of down home folk and young love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Extraordinary! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Most of the cast of the Jeremy Kyle show are casual sperm donors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 I'm a sperm doner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Besides my benefits, I make a lot of money from donating sperm. Although I do dream of one day sticking my penis into a vagina rather than a little plastic cup. It's a hard life being friendzoned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Besides my benefits, I make a lot of money from donating sperm. Although I do dream of one day sticking my penis into a vagina rather than a little plastic cup. It's a hard life being friendzoned. Would that be a human vagina? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 I'm a sperm donerpaa143000015.jpg Sperm doner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Besides my benefits, I make a lot of money from donating sperm. Although I do dream of one day sticking my penis into a vagina rather than a little plastic cup. It's a hard life being friendzoned. Shouldn't that be the cleaners make a lot of money removing your sperm donations? I don't believe you get as far as the friendzone, unless you're referring to your My Little Pony sleepovers prior to being banned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 7, 2015 Report Share Posted February 7, 2015 I used to donate sperm to Andrex on a regular basis but it all dried up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted February 7, 2015 Report Share Posted February 7, 2015 My sperm is so virile and hardy it goes and finds minge all by itself. You should see it, tis sight to behold. All the sperms off wiggling, looking for a warm snatch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted February 7, 2015 Report Share Posted February 7, 2015 I will have my dinner tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 All the sperms off wiggling, looking for a warm snatch. You keep your wiggling Deeboms well away from me!!!! And any other wigglers before Broney gets any funny ideas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 You keep your wiggling Deeboms well away from me!!!! And any other wigglers before Broney gets any funny ideas. Ah go on Snatch. My sperms think you are all warm for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 This nom takes the prize for the most disgusting one I came across so far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 This nom takes the prize for the most disgusting one I came across so far. You forgot about "petition to get Jazz reinstated" it's initial sentiments were genuine and turned my fucking stomach. P.S. Fuck off, Jazz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 This nom takes the prize for the most disgusting one I came across so far.You obviously were never exposed to the Rothers cum farting series then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 This nom takes the prize for the most disgusting one I came across so far. It sort of wandered off topic rather quickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 You forgot about "petition to get Jazz reinstated" it's initial sentiments were genuine and turned my fucking stomach. P.S. Fuck off, Jazz. Gaining... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 You obviously were never exposed to the Rothers cum farting series then? Ahhh, the good old days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 This nom takes the prize for the most disgusting one I came across so far. Could be worse, mate. Many places like this dedicate entire threads to bowel movements, lavatory visits, and other bodily functions. Thankfully, there's nothing like that here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 My last sperm donation landed in the wife's coffee, she thought it was a latte' and drank the lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 Ah go on Snatch. My sperms think you are all warm for them. Really Deebers,I do wish you would keep your white wigglers well away. In fact I fucking insist. Speak to Broney maybe he can help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 A couple of years ago I agreed to be a sperm donor for a woman in her mid-thirties. She was called Josie and was the daughter of our ex-neighbours. Josie had a slight learning disability and minor emotional issues -I must impress upon everyone that she wasn't a drooler, or anything like that. Josie lived quite independently, albeit in sheltered accommodation. Her parents, Marjorie and Sigmund, were of the opinion that her relatively mild mental condition shouldn't prevent her experiencing as full a life as possible. So, after much discussion with my missus, and reassurances from Marjorie and Sigmund that they weren't pushing Josie into making them Grandparents, I agreed. It was several months before Josie cottoned on to the fact that she couldn't get pregnant through me whitewashing her up the shitter. If I had posted something like that, Spotto would have been all over it "less botting, more chuffing." I won't bother with the shite that would flow from Cat's gob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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