Guest nobgobbler Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 6 minutes ago, MikeD said: Dirty bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 3 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: The worst close calls are the ones where the sight of the beckoning porcelain leads you into a false sense of security, only to find a solitary shred of arse wipe hanging from an otherwise empty bog roll. Andrex is a cunt. What do you wear socks for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 4 minutes ago, Gurt said: What do you wear socks for? When I were a nipper, I used to have a wank sock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 12 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: I read that as clit banger! What is it, five weeks now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 1 hour ago, Decimus said: When I were a nipper, I used to have a wank sock. I don't suppose you're aware of its current whereabouts are you, Decs? Only I reckon the contents of said sock might be better equipped at keeping this site afloat, rather than the present fuckstorm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 5 minutes ago, nocti said: I don't suppose you're aware of its current whereabouts are you, Decs? Only I reckon the contents of said sock might be better equipped at keeping this site afloat, rather than the present fuckstorm. It was last spotted dangling off the end of The Judges cock as he ran stark bollock naked down the pet food aisle in Bermondsey Asda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: What is it, five weeks now? I've lost count Bawsy, I'm rattling around Castle Gobbler until the 22nd. . . . the days and nights are all merging into one long torturous sentence of depraved fantacy. Even our butt ugly postman is starting to have a certain appeal. Another week and the cunt won't be safe, providing he wears a gimp mask of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 4 hours ago, Decimus said: When I were a nipper, I used to have a wank sock. Keith still has. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted December 16, 2015 Report Share Posted December 16, 2015 On 1 December 2015 at 08:34:51, Decimus said: One can only hope. In my opinion, you have already lived far too long as it is, I'm not sure if there is anyone whose life you bring joy to, but you certainly don't bring anything to the table here, you utterly boring bastard. As for having children, there is only so much tedium that the space-time continuum can take, so for the sake of all humanity, it's probably for the best that you don't produce any children. It's a given that they will undoubtedly be as mind-numblingly fucking boring as you. Fuck off Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 16, 2015 Report Share Posted December 16, 2015 Just now, applescruff14 said: Fuck off Cunt. At least we've got the Ashes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted December 16, 2015 Report Share Posted December 16, 2015 2 minutes ago, MikeD said: At least we've got the Ashes. Indeed, still on a high because of that, made my year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 16, 2015 Report Share Posted December 16, 2015 2 minutes ago, MikeD said: At least we've got the Ashes. and that's all that matters...........Rembrandt etc etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 16, 2015 Report Share Posted December 16, 2015 1 minute ago, applescruff14 said: Indeed, still on a high because of that, made my year. Really? You never said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 16, 2015 Report Share Posted December 16, 2015 It really is hard to comprehend just how fucking boring and uneventful some peoples lives are with "highlights" like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 16, 2015 Report Share Posted December 16, 2015 3 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: It really is hard to comprehend just how fucking boring and uneventful some peoples lives are with "highlights" like that For once I agree with you, as much as it pains me to admit it, you dribbling, 12 fingered, cousin fucking inbred cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 16, 2015 Report Share Posted December 16, 2015 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: For once I agree with you, as much as it pains me to admit it, you dribbling, 12 fingered, cousin fucking inbred cunt. Is that an insult? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 16, 2015 Report Share Posted December 16, 2015 1 minute ago, MikeD said: Is that an insult? Not at all. Round these parts that'd make him quite a catch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 16, 2015 Report Share Posted December 16, 2015 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: For once I agree with you, as much as it pains me to admit it, you dribbling, 12 fingered, cousin fucking inbred cunt. Heyyy my Man... give me six. I will collect my coat on the way out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 16, 2015 Report Share Posted December 16, 2015 1 minute ago, MikeD said: Is that an insult? Don't be a cunt. It's a common greeting in Norfolk for most people you meet. 98% of the time it is accurate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted December 16, 2015 Report Share Posted December 16, 2015 29 minutes ago, luke swarm said: and that's all that matters...........Rembrandt etc etc After that Lords horror show, I can't believe we won the next two tests and got the Urn back. I'm still on a high because of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 16, 2015 Report Share Posted December 16, 2015 6 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: After that Lords horror show, I can't believe we won the next two tests and got the Urn back. I'm still on a high because of it. I can't beleive i painted the entire bathroom in high VOC paint in 3 hours. I'm still on a high because of it. And watching it dry was more interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 16, 2015 Report Share Posted December 16, 2015 15 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: After that Lords horror show, I can't believe we won the next two tests and got the Urn back. I'm still on a high because of it. I know, you've sai........oh fuck, never mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 16, 2015 Report Share Posted December 16, 2015 25 minutes ago, Decimus said: Not at all. Round these parts that'd make him quite a catch. Same up here. "Yeah, we're divorced but remain good friends and cousins." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted December 16, 2015 Report Share Posted December 16, 2015 1 hour ago, MikeD said: Same up here. "Yeah, we're divorced but remain good friends and cousins." And parents of something that is only suited to be chained down in a basement and found by treasure hunting children Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted December 17, 2015 Report Share Posted December 17, 2015 23 hours ago, MikeD said: I know, you've sai........oh fuck, never mind. It may have been the only series we won in 2015 but it was the one I wanted. The Ashes are ours, don't fancy our chances defending them in 2017 but it has been done before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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