Guest judgetwi Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 I watched this bollocks the other night for the first time in about 3 years and nothing has changed. "THE BRIGHTEST YOUNG BUSINESS BRAINS IN BRITAIN!" Yeah right.........the fact is they choose fucking stupid people who are know-it-all arrogant mouthy cunts guaranteed to rub each other up the wrong way and provide the necessary conflict. It also helps if you can say the word "guys" at the end of every sentence. The audience is invited to laugh at their bungling ineptitude and their constant bickering and backstabbing. They all come across as total cunts you wouldn't trust to feed your goldfish while you were on holiday. The biggest cunts of all, of course, are the Sugarcunt, the West Ham pornographer and that other hopeless arselicker. Watching the Sugarcunt making these thickos squirm makes for very uncomfortable viewing, just shooting fish in a barrel. I wouldn't mind so much if this was on a commercial channel but this is the BBC and i'm paying to line the Sugarcunt's pockets and get the politicians' to suck his winkle. Oh yeah......i notice all the blokes (or guys, if you are a wanker) have the designer stubble in the forlorn hope that the Sugarcunt might favour them. Can somebody pass me the sick bucket please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Do you want to suck my dick Judge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Fuck off you fat cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Fuck off you fat cunt. Ssh, judge takes great offence to being called a fat cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Fuck off you fat cunt. Say it to my face you little faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Ssh, judge takes great offence to being called a fat cunt. Nobody that fat has any shame, surely. I bet he doesn't give a fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Say it to my face you little faggot. If only being a clueless fuck-ugly spastic was an Olympic sport, i could've told my grandkids one day how I once conversed with a gold medal winning champion. However, in the complete void that is your meaningless existence, your only legacy will be getting spunk stains out of your favourite Right Said Fred shirt, you basement dwelling nappy shitting cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Nobody that fat has any shame, surely. I bet he doesn't give a fuck. You may be right, as he is a top shelf cunt that cares fuck all about most things in this world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 The fact that watched this makes you a cockhead. The fact that you could not simply change the channel like most normal people would instead of whining about it like a boring little bitch makes you a complete and utter brain dead cunt. Fucking faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 I watched this bollocks the other night for the first time in about 3 years and nothing has changed. "THE BRIGHTEST YOUNG BUSINESS BRAINS IN BRITAIN!" Yeah right.........the fact is they choose fucking stupid people who are know-it-all arrogant mouthy cunts guaranteed to rub each other up the wrong way and provide the necessary conflict. It also helps if you can say the word "guys" at the end of every sentence. The audience is invited to laugh at their bungling ineptitude and their constant bickering and backstabbing. They all come across as total cunts you wouldn't trust to feed your goldfish while you were on holiday. The biggest cunts of all, of course, are the Sugarcunt, the West Ham pornographer and that other hopeless arselicker. Watching the Sugarcunt making these thickos squirm makes for very uncomfortable viewing, just shooting fish in a barrel. I wouldn't mind so much if this was on a commercial channel but this is the BBC and i'm paying to line the Sugarcunt's pockets and get the politicians' to suck his winkle. Oh yeah......i notice all the blokes (or guys, if you are a wanker) have the designer stubble in the forlorn hope that the Sugarcunt might favour them. Can somebody pass me the sick bucket please? Only if you promise to fill it with cement and stick your head in it until it hardens, then throw yourself into a river, you whinging fucking prick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Do you want to suck my dick Judge? Leon Brittan does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 These fucking morons never seem to realise where they go wrong, Alan Sugar never made his fortune by going out into a market and selling lintel cup cakes. He got there by selling a load of low grade, cheap,sweatshop produced electronic shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Like Simon Cowell, he's an annoying perma-tanned cunt. No argument. And like Simon Cowell he's made millions of the back of cunts at the lowest common denominator of taste and intelligence. Muggy cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Simon Cowell. Looking bored while making millions. Rolled Gold pure un-alloyed cunt right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 I once had a long conversation with Shug's brother. There was something rather endearing about him and I found him really interesting and genuine. Can't say I'd want to be within pissing distance of Sir Lord HRH carm-n-buy-me-larvly-owinjiz barra-boy Alan though. I bet the arrogant cunt pays the BBC to air the programme so he can enjoy firing the daft cunts who believe its actually real on national TV for his own amusement. I had to fire somebody once and it was fucking horrible. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 I once had a long conversation with Shug's brother. There was something rather endearing about him and I found him really interesting and genuine. Can't say I'd want to be within pissing distance of Sir Lord HRH carm-n-buy-me-larvly-owinjiz barra-boy Alan though. I bet the arrogant cunt pays the BBC to air the programme so he can enjoy firing the daft cunts who believe its actually real on national TV for his own amusement. I had to fire somebody once and it was fucking horrible. Cunt. I've always thought some kind of payment scheme was involved too. I owned an Amstrad CPC 464 as a kid, and that's the last vaguely relevant thing his shithouse of a so-called empire has done. Anything since has been to promote this visual tumour of a TV programme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 The first time I saw this shite I honestly thought it was a piss-take. These so called business brains who would obviously need a map to find their arse using both hands, I thought there's no way this can be a serious show. Fuck me, how wrong I was! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 The first time I saw this shite I honestly thought it was a piss-take. These so called business brains who would obviously need a map to find their arse using both hands, I thought there's no way this can be a serious show. Fuck me, how wrong I was! No, you were right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Lies, annoys, intimidates people to get what they want: The perfect banker. Bankers must be queuing up watching this piece of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 If your goal in life is to work for Alan Sugar I think you need some help. Like putting a gun in your mouth and pulling the fucking trigger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 was a cunt before cunts existed - and what a treat it would be if one of the of the bell end candidates would just lose it , leap over the desk and give him an almighty twatting then piss all over his two bitches and run from the building yelling " fire that you minge faced arsewipe - it shudda been me" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Similar to Gordon Ramsay, plays on his "villain" status that he's been given by the media. In real life anyone with an ounce of fucking self-respect would chin either of the cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 was a cunt before cunts existed - and what a treat it would be if one of the of the bell end candidates would just lose it , leap over the desk and give him an almighty twatting then piss all over his two bitches and run from the building yelling " fire that you minge faced arsewipe - it shudda been me"I'd just settle for a letter from the BBC telling him this will be the last series as they need to make more room for their endless fucking repeats,still probably better than an angry Yiddish Cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 The first time I saw this shite I honestly thought it was a piss-take. These so called business brains who would obviously need a map to find their arse using both hands, I thought there's no way this can be a serious show. Fuck me, how wrong I was! Indeed. It's as if they let the special needs class take part in Young Enterprise for a laugh but now they're stuck with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Yeslordsugarnolordsugar3bagsfulllordsugaryou'rewonderfullordsugarcanisuckyourcocklordsugar?ohpleaselordsugariloveyoulordsugaryoucanplaywithmytitslordsugari'dlovetoworkforyoulordsugarohpleaselordsugarpleaselordsugar.....FACKORFYOUCUNTYOU'REFIRED!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.