Guest Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 "Do you wish to continue?", "Unexpected item in bagging area", "Select payment type". .. Just fuck off and mind your own business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 Pen, I'm on the train to London. This may be our last communication. I know it goes without saying but... I will miss you dearly. Gros bisous sweet pea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 Poor Frank 25 years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 "Do you wish to continue?" No, I've suddenly decided to change my mind, not eat, or use anything I've just picked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 Poor Frank 25 years Bring back hanging, in this particular case only. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 I refuse to use these things as i hate them with a vengeance. Almost as much as I hate the beedy eyed fucker watching from a distance just in case some cunt pilfers something. Don't look at me like that you cunt. If you're that worried about it, open up a proper checkout and get some real work done you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 APPROVAL NEEDED "Eh up we've got an alcoholic here..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 Pen, I'm on the train to London. This may be our last communication. I know it goes without saying but... I will miss you dearly. Gros bisous sweet pea. Last train to London? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 That ELO song is fuckin' gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 That ANY ELO song is fuckin' gay. Fixed. Unless, of course, anyone reckons that Xanadu, for example, was simply brimming with heterosexual testosterone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 Jeff Lynne is fucking ace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 ....and that bass player bloke who did the harmonies with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 If I was scared of a Doctor Who episode, my dad used to say "they're not monsters Ratty; they're just people dressed up". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 "they're not monsters Ratty; they're just people dressed up". Said of "Das Reich Division" Normandy 1944. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 Pen, I'm on the train to London. This may be our last communication. I know it goes without saying but... I will miss you dearly. Gros bisous sweet pea. This was meant to be a surprise for you after your first week inside, Frank, but Grumps is engineering a set of rectus dentata dentures made of titanium. You'll be able to chew your way through the bars AND keep your man-ginity tight at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 I have yet to go through one of these without getting bollocked by the bitch "Unexpected item in bagging area" is the usual one. Why is it unexpected? I've fucking swiped it! One day I'm going to take a hammer to one of these things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 I'm staying away from anything auto check out / in. You want my money? Listen to me, you better give me a real bloody person serving me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 Fucks sake, what is the problem with a self checkout? You take an item from your trolley, scan it, put it in a fucking bag, and repeat until said trolley is empty. What kind of thick cunt can't do that without difficulty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 Fucks sake, what is the problem with a self checkout? You take an item from your trolley, scan it, put it in a fucking bag, and repeat until said trolley is empty. What kind of thick cunt can't do that without difficulty? The sort of people who can only dream of being a checkout operator at Lidl, brony perhaps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 APPROVAL NEEDED "Eh up we've got an alcoholic here..." Fucking hell nocti, how embarrassing is that when the cunting till just keeps barking it out as you put your days shopping through. Utter cunts, I just go to Makro instead nowadays, at least they aren't so fucking judgemental. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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