Guest Keith Lard Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 So last Sunday I was out at my local brony meet. We were at the cinema to see Rainbow Rocks and then at Pizza Hut afterwards to have our dinner. I was having a good time as I engaged in a discussion with my fellow bronies about clopfic and Valve games whilst having our super-sized cheesy peperoni pizza. Suddenly I felt the need to go to the toilet for a shit. I was on my way to use the men’s toilet but then I saw a big black man walked in. As I’m scared of black people I decided to use the disabled toilets. As I had a comfortable experience taking a shit in the disabled toilet I decided to play on my Nintendo DS whilst occupying it. Then half an hour passed and someone knocked on the door and shouted, in a Greek accent apparently, “Will you hurry up! I need to use that toilet”. I told him to go fuck a kebab, but then that fat old Greek guy just kicked the door down, sucker-punched me in my face, grabbed my hair, and repeatedly slamming my head against the toilet bowl. The staff at the restaurant then called the police and later both of us were arrested. My mom then picked me up from the police station that night and now I’m banned from Pizza Hut. That’s fucking bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 Yeah. Pizza Hut, not as good as it used to be, eh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 Keith you little blighter/bloater, you should have gone to McDonalds, they would have set about you with the onion slicing knives. Why are you scared of black people? They would surely be more scared of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 Rest assured, Keith, Frank is currently taking it up the Tzatziki in a category B prison. That's karma for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 Are you sure it was a Nintendo DS and not a Doc Johnson realistic vagina you were playing with, Keef? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 So last Sunday I was out at my local brony meet. We were at the cinema to see Rainbow Rocks and then at Pizza Hut afterwards to have our dinner. I was having a good time as I engaged in a discussion with my fellow bronies about clopfic and Valve games whilst having our super-sized cheesy peperoni pizza. Suddenly I felt the need to go to the toilet for a shit. I was on my way to use the men’s toilet but then I saw a big black man walked in. As I’m scared of black people I decided to use the disabled toilets. As I had a comfortable experience taking a shit in the disabled toilet I decided to play on my Nintendo DS whilst occupying it. Then half an hour passed and someone knocked on the door and shouted, in a Greek accent apparently, “Will you hurry up! I need to use that toilet”. I told him to go fuck a kebab, but then that fat old Greek guy just kicked the door down, sucker-punched me in my face, grabbed my hair, and repeatedly slamming me head against the toilet bowl. The staff at the restaurant then called the police and later both of us were arrested. My mom then picked me up from the police station that night and now I’m banned from Pizza Hut. That’s fucking bullshit. If it offers any comfort, Bronski, at least beating you up for using the disabled toilet was a legitimate reason. You are one of those that can be targeted for a beating for no other reason than being a disgusting cunt! You were part of an important public service statement, warning worthless cunts everywhere not to use the disabled toilets, or get beaten up. I'm actually proud of you, for taking the kicking like a man, the first of many to come, I'm sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 So last Sunday I was out at my local brony meet. We were at the cinema to see Rainbow Rocks and then at Pizza Hut afterwards to have our dinner. I was having a good time as I engaged in a discussion with my fellow bronies about clopfic and Valve games whilst having our super-sized cheesy peperoni pizza. Suddenly I felt the need to go to the toilet for a shit. I was on my way to use the men’s toilet but then I saw a big black man walked in. As I’m scared of black people I decided to use the disabled toilets. As I had a comfortable experience taking a shit in the disabled toilet I decided to play on my Nintendo DS whilst occupying it. Then half an hour passed and someone knocked on the door and shouted, in a Greek accent apparently, “Will you hurry up! I need to use that toilet”. I told him to go fuck a kebab, but then that fat old Greek guy just kicked the door down, sucker-punched me in my face, grabbed my hair, and repeatedly slamming me head against the toilet bowl. The staff at the restaurant then called the police and later both of us were arrested. My mom then picked me up from the police station that night and now I’m banned from Pizza Hut. That’s fucking bullshit. Could either be Fwank or Vangellis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Who is going to tell the punters of CC to commit suicide? Woe is the Corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Yeah. Pizza Hut, not as good as it used to be, eh. Never before have the words "Pizza Hut" and "good" been used in the same sentence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Who is this cunt? Surely not Jeff the tailpipe man? It can't be. But hey, it's outrageous how he is treated in society. I find myself waiting for each new instalment with baited breath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 You are a cunt brony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 It can't be. But hey, it's outrageous how he is treated in society. I find myself waiting for each new instalment with baited breath. You're onto something here spotter, I reckon there's a film in this. I'll draft out a synopsis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 You're onto something here spotter, I reckon there's a film in this. I'll draft out a synopsis. An Oscar for "Best Costume Design" must surely follow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 You're onto something here spotter, I reckon there's a film in this. I'll draft out a synopsis. Cordon Bleu cooking, screen play writing, what next for Scotty? Apparently I top you in the rabid anti-semite stakes so yah boo stubs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 You are a cunt brony. Give you a likes for not giving up on Brony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 So last Sunday I was out at my local brony meet. We were at the cinema to see Rainbow Rocks and then at Pizza Hut afterwards to have our dinner. I was having a good time as I engaged in a discussion with my fellow bronies about clopfic and Valve games whilst having our super-sized cheesy peperoni pizza. Suddenly I felt the need to go to the toilet for a shit. I was on my way to use the men’s toilet but then I saw a big black man walked in. As I’m scared of black people I decided to use the disabled toilets. As I had a comfortable experience taking a shit in the disabled toilet I decided to play on my Nintendo DS whilst occupying it. Then half an hour passed and someone knocked on the door and shouted, in a Greek accent apparently, “Will you hurry up! I need to use that toilet”. I told him to go fuck a kebab, but then that fat old Greek guy just kicked the door down, sucker-punched me in my face, grabbed my hair, and repeatedly slamming my head against the toilet bowl. The staff at the restaurant then called the police and later both of us were arrested. My mom then picked me up from the police station that night and now I’m banned from Pizza Hut. That’s fucking bullshit. Have you not heard Bronski we're all black on here, now fuck off you white arsed snowflake cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Cordon Bleu cooking, screen play writing, what next for Scotty? Apparently I top you in the rabid anti-semite stakes so yah boo stubs! The problem there ratty, is anything antisemitic in the screenplay means we won't get the big bucks from Hollywood. Keep your eye on the ball, I reckon this is a 24 carat money spinner. Keith could become the next name to go viral, you read it here first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 The problem there ratty, is anything antisemitic in the screenplay means we won't get the big bucks from Hollywood. Keep your eye on the ball, I reckon this is a 24 carat money spinner. Keith could become the next name to go viral, you read it here first. I thought there was no business like Shoah business? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 So last Sunday I was out at my local brony meet. We were at the cinema to see Rainbow Rocks and then at Pizza Hut afterwards to have our dinner. I was having a good time as I engaged in a discussion with my fellow bronies about clopfic and Valve games whilst having our super-sized cheesy peperoni pizza. Suddenly I felt the need to go to the toilet for a shit. I was on my way to use the men’s toilet but then I saw a big black man walked in. As I’m scared of black people I decided to use the disabled toilets. As I had a comfortable experience taking a shit in the disabled toilet I decided to play on my Nintendo DS whilst occupying it. Then half an hour passed and someone knocked on the door and shouted, in a Greek accent apparently, “Will you hurry up! I need to use that toilet”. I told him to go fuck a kebab, but then that fat old Greek guy just kicked the door down, sucker-punched me in my face, grabbed my hair, and repeatedly slamming my head against the toilet bowl. The staff at the restaurant then called the police and later both of us were arrested. My mom then picked me up from the police station that night and now I’m banned from Pizza Hut. That’s fucking bullshit. Didn't your fellow bronies wonder what you was doing all that time? C-corner's spellcheck wants to change bronies to brownies - in fact it auto did, I had to retype. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 Didn't your fellow bronies wonder what you was doing all that time? C-corner's spellcheck wants to change bronies to brownies - in fact it auto did, I had to retype. Please die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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