Guest ducunti Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 This daft cunt is either trying to grab Geldofs sympathy mantle or he's a total cunt. Apparenty he's been the victim of a very high speed cyling accident breaking a shoulder in three places, an arm in six places and fracturing an eye socket in a New York park. I'm starting to believe there maybe a god up there after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 This daft cunt is either trying to grab Geldofs sympathy mantle or he's a total cunt. He's a total cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Must have fallen on his ego. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Must have fallen on his ego. If it were up to me, he could crash all fucking day long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Not sure exactly what the cunt was doing at the time of impact, I fell off a 1000cc motor cycle at Silverstone and only broke a collar bone. I'd like to think someone attacked him with a heavy implement repeatedly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Happy Christmas, Bono. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 I am thinking of his cycling shorts - did they get ripped? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 A cycling accident, yes, but the OP fails to mention whether this was a cyclist running into him, in some bizarre U2 jihad mercy-mission.Falling off his ego....or falling off The Edge.That was pretty shit wasn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 I wonder if they'll manage to remove his head from his arse during all this surgery. Loathsome fucking cunt of a person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 Lot of injuries for a cycle accident, sounds like someone gave the cunt a kicking. Well done whoever it was, there's not a jury in the land who'll convict them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 This daft cunt is either trying to grab Geldofs sympathy mantle or he's a total cunt. Apparenty he's been the victim of a very high speed cyling accident breaking a shoulder in three places, an arm in six places and fracturing an eye socket in a New York park. I'm starting to believe there maybe a god up there after all. Perhaps "The Angel of Harlem" descended upon him from on high. I'll get my coat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 Seems like Bono's dogging experience went wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 Hopefully. I wonder if they managed to remove his sunglasses too. Apparently he has to wear them due to looking a right cunt without them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 22, 2014 Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 This daft cunt is either trying to grab Geldofs sympathy mantle or he's a total cunt. Apparenty he's been the victim of a very high speed cyling accident breaking a shoulder in three places, an arm in six places and fracturing an eye socket in a New York park. I'm starting to believe there maybe a god up there after all. Was he wearing one of those special cycling helmets? The ones that make you look like a bell end that has been dragged over rotating knives? I hope not! If the cunt never bays out another rendition of Sunday Bloody Sunday, I for one will be very happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 22, 2014 Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 Apparently he has to wear them due to looking a right cunt without them. He looks a right cunt with them as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 23, 2014 Report Share Posted November 23, 2014 Two noms on Bono - 1,falling off his cycle in public & 2, his luggage falling out of a private jet? Mega CUNTBREED then, but the worse thing for me was a U2 album appearing on me new iPhone without warning - I thought I’d bought it while drunk - as the old saying goes ‘go online drunk, buy junk.’ Noo, turns out it was a freebie? Had Apple given me a Barclay James Harvest download I’d be a happy bunny, instead I am cursing Bono left, right & centre, no wonder he is having mishaps - things go wrong in threes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 23, 2014 Report Share Posted November 23, 2014 Two noms on Bono - 1,falling off his cycle in public & 2, his luggage falling out of a private jet? Mega CUNTBREED then, but the worse thing for me was a U2 album appearing on me new iPhone without warning - I thought I’d bought it while drunk - as the old saying goes ‘go online drunk, buy junk.’ Noo, turns out it was a freebie? Had Apple given me a Barclay James Harvest download I’d be a happy bunny, instead I am cursing Bono left, right & centre, no wonder he is having mishaps - things go wrong in threes! Blimey Barclay James Harvest, that brings back a few cloudy memories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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