Guest JackoTC Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 Once more it has fallen to me to arrange this years do - what a cunt. I have managed to book Clacton YMCA Hall at short notice Tickets are reasonably priced at £125 per head - this includes the usual 5 course meal and some racey chat. Seating arrangements have got me worried again, all I have managed are the first few tables : Table 1 : Decimus, Londonm, Delboy & Ratter Table 2: Jazz, BronyKeef, Profb & Everyone from the old guest lounge Table 3: Frank & 3 Prison Warders Any other takers / suggestions ? I will probably sit with Coitus and 'Baws in case of any drunken anti English sentiment. Just for you Rev I think Ive got Alex Salmond as guest speaker. As usual Fender and Dingo as Hammer Security on the door Apple kitchen and toilet cleaning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 The picture is for illustrative purposes only, it is not an actual representation of Clacton YMCA Hall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 I already have plans that evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 I want Cat to sit on my face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 Can't wait for Brony to do a naked table dance while singing " I will survive". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 If I had to sit on a table with those twats, they'd end up wearing the main course. Still, the three of them would get on really well. They're all racist cunts. Come now, I'm game if you are. We certainly wouldn't lack conversation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 Oi Londo! Those little boxes; Hermesetas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 I want Cat to sit on my face I'd rather have a reach around from Abu Hamza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 Once more it has fallen to me to arrange this years do - what a cunt. I have managed to book Clacton YMCA Hall at short notice Tickets are reasonably priced at £125 per head - this includes the usual 5 course meal and some racey chat. Seating arrangements have got me worried again, all I have managed are the first few tables : Table 1 : Decimus, Londonm, Delboy & Ratter Table 2: Jazz, BronyKeef, Profb & Everyone from the old guest lounge Table 3: Frank & 3 Prison Warders Any other takers / suggestions ? I will probably sit with Coitus and 'Baws in case of any drunken anti English sentiment. Just for you Rev I think Ive got Alex Salmond as guest speaker. As usual Fender and Dingo as Hammer Security on the door Apple kitchen and toilet cleaning Hey, what about me, you cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 Can I book a table for two for Grumpy and me? It will have to be the large table in the corner with loads of space round it for our respective scooter and zimmer frame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 Can we have a live feed to Franks cell in the scrubs? I hear he plays a mean bouzouki. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 Clacton's a great venue, especially Saturday nights and just next door to where I live in Jaywick. Can I bring my carer and her carer's carer please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 I don't mind coming. Its been a long time since I had a good shindig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 Can I book a table for two for Grumpy and me? It will have to be the large table in the corner with loads of space round it for our respective scooter and zimmer frame. I will put me good teeth in and find a clean pair of y fronts just for you lass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 I will put me good teeth in and find a clean pair of y fronts just for you lass. Oh well if you're getting dressed up I suppose I'd better find a pair of knickers from somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 I'll watch through the window, fumbling away for something in my pockets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 Borrow a pair from Londonmong. He's forever getting his Marks & Spencer apple catchers in a twist. Not sure how clean they'll be.I couldn't do that to him, the bloke's got to have something to wipe his tears on when UKIP take the next tory MP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 Sounds lovely this dinner dance bollocks. Any more tables available? Of course Raymondo - If you have any seating preferences please let me know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 Hey, what about me, you cunt? I didn't want to commit you to anything Spot, I know you are such a social butterfly with a full diary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 Can I wear my My Little Pony onesie to the dinner dance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 Can I wear my My Little Pony onesie to the dinner dance? Don't forget to mark an "X" on the back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 ... or better still: "KICK ME" that only works for family and friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 Can I wear my My Little Pony onesie to the dinner dance?please do you'll be dogmeat by the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 Will there be punch? I'll come if there is punch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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