Anton Du Beke

[Guest]

 - Is this cunt for real????  And how on earth can anyone find him attractive.

[Cuntybaws]

He gives me the fucking horn!

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

A friend of mine played golf with Anton du Beke at Wentworth in a corporate event and said he was great company and a canny golfer off about 7 or 8 handicap.Wentworth is a great test but no match for the great seaside links courses.
Wentworth has always had dubious "showbiz" crowd at the club with Bruce Forsyth and Jimmy Tarbuck having been members in the past.It's rather new money and full of the white belt with mauve slacks brigade.Utter cunts.
I'd rather join the Taliban than join such a club.

Golf is for irons.

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

No it isn't tosspot.
Ball- room dancing is.

I agree that ballroom dancing is for poofters, but you have to wear the queerest of clothes to play at any decent club.

[nocti]

Cunt looks like Rob Brydon after he's just discovered an unguarded sheep pen. Never once have i seen him without a cheesy shit-eating grin on his fuck-rough mug.

 

I'd love to roundhouse him off a cliff.

[Decimus]

I always thought he looked like the bastard child of Bruce Forsythe and Edwina Currie, the unfortunate cunt.

[Guest]

The pretentious cunt changed his name by deed poll from Tony Beke. Looking at his fucking massive hooter, Anton Du Beak may have been more appropriate.

Wasn't a stat dec good enough for him then?

[Jiggerycock]

Fortunately I'm a member of three clubs so I've no need.

It's a market!!!

Heaven - 1/3
The Monday Club - Evens
Batley and Castleford Working Man's Club - 500/1

[Guest]

What's up with the "Du" in Anton Berk's name? Fucking outré joke this.

[Cuntybaws]

What's up with the "Du" in Anton Berk's name? Fucking outré joke this.

Like Amanda de Cadenet?

 

Omelette du fromage!

[Guest]

Like Amanda de Cadenet?

 

Omelette du fromage!

 

He's such a little fake Frenchie from Sevenoaks.

[Jiggerycock]

It's like calling your daughter Chardonnay. Adds a bit of class and distinction. I've decided to change my own name accordingly.

I was saying the same thing to my kids, Mm-Denone and Dado-Rail only the other day

[Guest]

He's such a little fake Frenchie from Sevenoaks.

 

And he looks like Rob Brydon.

[Guest]

It's like calling your daughter Chardonnay. Adds a bit of class and distinction. I've decided to change my own name accordingly.

 

I am Kenny Du Jour today.

[Guest JackoTC]

A friend of mine played golf with Anton du Beke at Wentworth in a corporate event and said he was great company and a canny golfer off about 7 or 8 handicap.Wentworth is a great test but no match for the great seaside links courses.
Wentworth has always had dubious "showbiz" crowd at the club with Bruce Forsyth and Jimmy Tarbuck having been members in the past.It's rather new money and full of the white belt with mauve slacks brigade.Utter cunts.
I'd rather join the Taliban than join such a club.

I made par at the last 4 holes when I played, however, my attire let me down. No plus fours, or yellow and blue diamond patterned jumper. I couldn't even afford a tray of caviar blinis in the clubhouse ?

[Jiggerycock]

I made par at the last 4 holes when I played, however, my attire let me down. No plus fours, or yellow and blue diamond patterned jumper. I couldn't even afford a tray of caviar blinis in the clubhouse ?

I started the day off with a nice 69

Nothing to do with golf - just me being a big old love-Albatross

[Guest JackoTC]

I started the day off with a nice 69

Nothing to do with golf - just me being a big old love-Albatross

You dirty bastard Jiggers. Were you wearing plus fours ?

[Guest Scabies]

yous cunts sez cunt isa cunt

cunt e must   b 

football telly to nigt

she coocks giv boooz alnigt fuck gutz l8rs HAHA fuckers

[Decimus]

yous cunts sez cunt isa cunt
cunt e must b
football telly to nigt
she coocks giv boooz alnigt fuck gutz l8rs HAHA fuckers

I totally agree with what you're saying... If what you're trying to say in this incomprehensible bollocks is that you're going to kill yourself post haste.

[Guest JackoTC]

yous cunts sez cunt isa cunt

cunt e must   b 

football telly to nigt

she coocks giv boooz alnigt fuck gutz l8rs HAHA fuckers

 

 

I totally agree with what you're saying... If what you're trying to say in this incomprehensible bollocks is that you're going to kill yourself post haste.

I'm guessing that using big words like "incomprehensible" will be lost on him. Illiterate cunt.

[Jiggerycock]

yous cunts sez cunt isa cunt
cunt e must   b 
football telly to nigt
she coocks giv boooz alnigt fuck gutz l8rs HAHA fuckers

Well I for one appreciate what you bring to the party - in a random, mentalist kind of way.

[Earl of Punkape]

On 26/11/2014 at 6:16 PM, JackoTC said:

I made par at the last 4 holes when I played, however, my attire let me down. No plus fours, or yellow and blue diamond patterned jumper. I couldn't even afford a tray of caviar blinis in the clubhouse ?

Plus 2's are the correct attire....

[Guest Manky]

3 hours ago, Punkape said:

Plus 2's are the correct attire....

Plus Argos MDF body box would suit you.

[Earl of Punkape]

3 hours ago, Manky said:

Plus Argos MDF body box would suit you.

Do you expect me to google that to   to unearth your fetishes ?

[Guest Mingeeta]

12 hours ago, Punkape said:

Plus 2's are the correct attire....

Plus 2s. I'm guessing that's some sort of special game you play in the toilets of the 19th hole with special friends?