Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 There was an article in last week's New Scientist suggesting that plants have awareness and intelligence, but that the intelligence is a bit slow. I always thought that some pelargoniums were cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 I always suspected roses were up their own fucking arses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 Poofs as pansies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 Can an Oak tree buy you a bongo magWill a Ponsettia lend you a fiver?When was the last geranium to organise a stag do in Riga (complete with strippers and everything)?Canny fuckers, plants. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 Plants can see even though they don’t have any eyeballs - they aim for the light. They have feelings, and sense the heat/sun & bloom. Prince Charles is famous for talking to his tomatoes. I talk to cucumbers, so it’s nice to know they are intelligent & understand me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 Some of the cunts on here have already proven that quite low level ranking members of the Brassicas family are capable of typing words. Watch out for triffids, though, there's a few of those cunts about... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 I talk to cucumbers, Many women do - saying things like "harder, harder" "faster big,boy " and "stick it right up me bum Jacko" is not uncommon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 . I talk to cucumbers, so it’s nice to know they are intelligent & understand me. Never seen a mutton banging a cucumber before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 Do cabbages have feelings? If so Michael Schumacher must be fucking sore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 I'd put money on my Lupin's trumping Prof B in a game of trivial pursuit, and as every gardener knows, these are considered the most special needs of all domestic flora. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 Plants have a lot of sensory input and coordinated responses, albeit slowly, to that input. This slow but steady is also seen in judge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 Do cabbages have feelings? If so Michael Schumacher must be fucking sore. Ooh this site has no limits - mocking someone's misfortune. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 Many women do - saying things like "harder, harder" "faster big,boy " and "stick it right up me bum Jacko" is not uncommon. WHAT? I slice them & soak them in vinegar overnight than I have a tasty sandwich for me lunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 Ooh this site has no limits - mocking someone's misfortune. There are too many limits on here prof, but we must avoid all those big lawyers mustn't we? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 Oh yes, that's why I am careful re Dewani - as Mrs Roops (C-corner owner) could get locked up. Dewani does rhyme with fanny, so we cannot be sued for that. & he does swing his caterpillar about - read it on the Daily Mail site (in coded form), so again we are safe. He's ugly - he cannot sue for that comment as he hasn't won a beauty contest. I thought we were fearless cunts who spoke the truth 'come hell over high waters'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 I have serious doubts this cunt is actually Penelope. The real one would never have made such a banal nomination as this. Drew (or is it Drooh) .. you know what I do to turnips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 Londo offering advice on being polite? FUCK ME!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 I better stop eating salad then. Can't have it sitting there and look at me while I kill it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 Plants can see even though they don’t have any eyeballs - they aim for the light. They have feelings, and sense the heat/sun & bloom. Prince Charles is famous for talking to his tomatoes. I talk to cucumbers, so it’s nice to know they are intelligent & understand me. My cactus operates my quantum computer from now on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 Some of the cunts on here have already proven that quite low level ranking members of the Brassicas family are capable of typing words. If Kieth and Jazz are any indication, women pleasuring themselves with cucumbers, carrots, and other veg ought to be outlawed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 12, 2014 Report Share Posted December 12, 2014 Plants are intelligent - the ‘4 o’clock plant’ can tell the time, it comes out at 4 o’cluck. A Venus Fly Trap gobbles insects & spiders & grass hoppers… they don’t eat anything of no nutritional value like that lav roll eating women - they have a certain intelligence, & great table manners - they don't eat with their traps open. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted December 12, 2014 Report Share Posted December 12, 2014 Ever seen Little Shop of Horrors? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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