Plants having intelligence

[Guest Lady Penelope]

There was an article in last week's New Scientist suggesting that plants have awareness and intelligence, but that the intelligence is a bit slow. I always thought that some pelargoniums were cunts.

[nocti]

I always suspected roses were up their own fucking arses.

[White Cunt]

Poofs as pansies?

[Jiggerycock]

Can an Oak tree buy you a bongo mag

Will a Ponsettia lend you a fiver?

When was the last geranium to organise a stag do in Riga (complete with strippers and everything)?


Canny fuckers, plants.

[Guest]

Plants can see even though they don’t have any eyeballs - they aim for the light. They have feelings, and sense the heat/sun & bloom.

 

Prince Charles is famous for talking to his tomatoes. I talk to cucumbers, so it’s nice to know they are intelligent & understand me.

[Cuntybaws]

Some of the cunts on here have already proven that quite low level ranking members of the Brassicas family are capable of typing words.

Watch out for triffids, though, there's a few of those cunts about...

[Guest JackoTC]

 

 

I talk to cucumbers,

Many women do - saying things like "harder, harder" "faster big,boy " and "stick it right up me bum Jacko" is not uncommon.  

[Guest]

. I talk to cucumbers, so it’s nice to know they are intelligent & understand me.

 

 

Never seen a mutton banging a cucumber before.

[Guest ducunti]

Do cabbages have feelings?  If so Michael Schumacher must be fucking sore.

[Decimus]

I'd put money on my Lupin's trumping Prof B in a game of trivial pursuit, and as every gardener knows, these are considered the most special needs of all domestic flora.

[Guest]

Plants have a lot of sensory input and coordinated responses, albeit slowly, to that input. This slow but steady is also seen in judge

[Guest]

Do cabbages have feelings?  If so Michael Schumacher must be fucking sore.

Ooh this site has no limits - mocking someone's misfortune.

[Guest]

Many women do - saying things like "harder, harder" "faster big,boy " and "stick it right up me bum Jacko" is not uncommon.  

WHAT? I slice them & soak them in vinegar overnight than I have a tasty sandwich for me lunch.

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

Ooh this site has no limits - mocking someone's misfortune.

There are too many limits on here prof, but we must avoid all those big lawyers mustn't we?

[Guest]

Oh yes, that's why I am careful re Dewani - as Mrs Roops (C-corner owner) could get locked up.

 

Dewani does rhyme with fanny, so we cannot be sued for that.

 

& he does swing his caterpillar about - read it on the Daily Mail site (in coded form), so again we are safe.

 

He's ugly - he cannot sue for that comment as he hasn't won a beauty contest.

 

I thought we were fearless cunts who spoke the truth 'come hell over high waters'?

[Guest Lady Penelope]

I have serious doubts this cunt is actually Penelope. The real one would never have made such a banal nomination as this.

Drew (or is it Drooh) .. you know what I do to turnips.

[Guest]

Londo offering advice on being polite? FUCK ME!!

[Guest]

I better stop eating salad then. Can't have it sitting there and look at me while I kill it.

[Guest]

Plants can see even though they don’t have any eyeballs - they aim for the light. They have feelings, and sense the heat/sun & bloom.

 

Prince Charles is famous for talking to his tomatoes. I talk to cucumbers, so it’s nice to know they are intelligent & understand me.

 

My cactus operates my quantum computer from now on.

[Guest KuntaCunty]

Some of the cunts on here have already proven that quite low level ranking members of the Brassicas family are capable of typing words.

 

If Kieth and Jazz are any indication, women pleasuring themselves with cucumbers, carrots, and other veg ought to be outlawed. 

[Guest]

Plants are intelligent - the ‘4 o’clock plant’ can tell the time, it comes out at 4 o’cluck.

 

A Venus Fly Trap gobbles insects & spiders & grass hoppers… they don’t eat anything of no nutritional value like that lav roll eating women  - they have a certain intelligence, & great table manners - they don't eat with their traps open.

[Guest deebom]

Ever seen Little Shop of Horrors?