Guest nobgobbler Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 Shouldn't think there would be too many Chinese takeaways in India. Not that Rev's been one to worry about political correctness. I hope he's not going to Goa. Its all fly tipping and shitting in the streets everywhere. A bit like the back yard of a slitty eyed restaurant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 You might try "fuck off, cocksucker!" Or fluck off plick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 I hope he's not going to Goa. Its all fly tipping and shitting in the streets everywhere. A bit like the back yard of a slitty eyed restaurant. Gobby, do you have a PVC S.S. uniform at home? I'll give you fifty quid if you'll wear it and call me a filthy sub Saharan spear chucker whilst I'm wearing black face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 Thank goodness spook and nip are PC terms for our darker cousins and the Japenese Fates well and thoroughly tempted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 A slippery slope, rat. Don't worry Drew, we can't say gook on here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 Gobby, do you have a PVC S.S. uniform at home? I'll give you fifty quid if you'll wear it and call me a filthy sub Saharan spear chucker whilst I'm wearing black face. Yeah sure. I'll do it for free if you wear a japanese sniper's helmet, but they must be complete with those round goggles.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 Yeah sure. I'll do it for free if you wear a japanese sniper's helmet, but they must be complete with those round goggles.. I'm on the case. Until then I'll be satisfied if I've rolled around in mud for a bit and you scream at me after "Lenny, you're a fucking cunt, get your dusky skinned arse out of crisp white premier inn sheets and get yourself lynched immediately". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 I'm on the case. Until then I'll be satisfied if I've rolled around in mud for a bit and you scream at me after "Lenny, you're a fucking cunt, get your dusky skinned arse out of crisp white premier inn sheets and get yourself lynched immediately". How perverse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 Fucking hell, according to the news yesterday you can no longer call a chinkie a chinkie, or a poof a poof. So do bear this mind next time you fancy a dollop of flied lice from a slanty eyed little fucker. But it's still ok to call a cunt a cunt, for now. Slanty eyed little fucker? What like Michael McIntyre? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 Slanty eyed little fucker? What like Michael McIntyre?or Fiona Bruce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Tiddlywink? How do you address Gok Wan? He's both! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Can we still call someone a parky? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Tiddlywink? How do you address Gok Wan? He's both!chase me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Can we still call someone a parky? I remember Trevor, the Parky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Anyone who moans about 'not being able to say such and such anymore' is obviously a wanker. The English language is so rich and diverse that there is a thousand others ways of being abusive. I've always been partial to the word poof, but am preferring chutney ferret nowadays. I can't say Chipping Sodbury any more, but that is because I have a crack in my top set. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 fuck of Jazz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 I can't say Chipping Sodbury any more, but that is because I have a crack in my top set.Silly old sodbury more like. Don't go there, go to lower woods instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 I'm on the case. Until then I'll be satisfied if I've rolled around in mud for a bit and you scream at me after "Lenny, you're a fucking cunt, get your dusky skinned arse out of crisp white premier inn sheets and get yourself lynched immediately". Those travelodge adverts are the visual equivalent of saying "I'm not a racist, but...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 I'm off for a chinkie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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