Cuntybaws Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 I don't do sprouts, but I did notice that my parsnips tasted a bit fishy. Must have a word with Mrs Baws about that...! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 I don't do sprouts, but I did notice that my parsnips tasted a bit fishy. Must have a word with Mrs Baws about that...! You could try carving your cock until it resembles the shape of a parsnip, if that is the lady's preference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Merry christmas cunts, even you Frank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 You could try carving your cock until it resembles the shape of a parsnip, if that is the lady's preference. I've got a thingy that's shaped like a turnip. I'm a big hit at parties – I hide in the vegetable rack and frighten the children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 I've got a thingy that's shaped like a turnip. I'm a big hit at parties – I hide in the vegetable rack and frighten the children. Just your good old typical children's entertainer then! Do you turn up drunk as well and stink of sprout farts? And burp "happy birthday to you". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Here I am, bringing a new gf to the festivities, 30 friends, private catering, open bar, trying to bring the relationship to the next level. Turns out gf is a pain in the butt. She can't survive without the assistance of a lot of hard booze. First, she arrives tipsy, makes a beeline to the kitchen where I store the hard stuff, slurring her words, doling out tight hugs and rubbing her tits and clit against anyone. She clearly stepped over the line between buzzed enough for sex and too drunk for it, couldn't get it on at the end of the night. She'll be exchanged for New Year's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 She was actually the perfect girl. Too drunk to remember her own name. I think, I'll keep her on the side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Merry christmas cunts, even you Frank Why thank you, gobbie... you drunken slut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Please tell me your not cooking Scotty As it happens ratts, I did do the honours. A duck from waitrose, a few assorted veggies, and a potato gratin in a cream and mushroom sauce with white summer truffles. (Shamefully, the potato dish was from lidl.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 As it happens ratts, I did do the honours. A duck from waitrose, a few assorted veggies, and a potato gratin in a cream and mushroom sauce with white summer truffles. (Shamefully, the potato dish was from lidl.) I think I love you Scotto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 It would seem we are not alone in our dislike of people and their faux christmas good cheer. http://www.dailydot.com/lol/merry-christmas-airplane-freakout/?fb=dd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Flops Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 What the fuck are you clowns talking about , it’s like a halfwit saloon ffs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 29, 2020 Report Share Posted November 29, 2020 On 26/12/2014 at 23:53, Guest KuntaCunty said: It would seem we are not alone in our dislike of people and their faux christmas good cheer. http://www.dailydot.com/lol/merry-christmas-airplane-freakout/?fb=dd Is this a nod in the direction of the Friends of Venezuela and Save Africa House campaign? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 29, 2020 Report Share Posted November 29, 2020 Badly missed but not forgotten. Correction: stinking pissed and don't come here again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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