Guest judgetwi Posted December 29, 2014 Report Share Posted December 29, 2014 It's really only at this time of year that i get to go into the pub during the day. That's what i was doing this afternoon and i was shocked by the number of irresponsible cunts with babies and toddlers. Let's get this right--this wasn't some chav shithole but a trendy middle class cunthole with young well dressed middle class couples. Actually it was more like a fucking creche. Now call me old fashioned but a pub is not a suitable environment for such young children in my opinion. I also believe that nobody under the influence of alcohol should be looking after children, especially in a public place. Before the usual wankers say "ooooh they might have only have been drinking soft drinks", i am a very observant , some might say nosy, cunt and THEY FUCKING WEREN'T OK? And if you are drinking soft drinks why are you taking babies into a fucking pub? Have you never heard of Starbucks, McDonalds and similar shitpits you cunt? Every day i get a bit older and every day i find myself surrounded by more and more selfish, irresponsible fuckwits. The cases are..........REAL! The people are..........REAL! The decisions are..........FINAL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 29, 2014 Report Share Posted December 29, 2014 Incoherent drunken old cunt. Type it out again you silly sod..... and at least give it a twist this time round, rather than repeating the very same shit you posted on the old site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 29, 2014 Report Share Posted December 29, 2014 I agree with what I think he means here, but I agree more with what Frank said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 30, 2014 Report Share Posted December 30, 2014 I agree with judge. I never took my kids into a pub. Few christmases ago I and a few friends were having a meal in a pub and there were toddlers all over the place. The parents couldn't give a shit what they were up to. One of them even knocked the Christmas tree over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted December 30, 2014 Report Share Posted December 30, 2014 We are surrounded by cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 30, 2014 Report Share Posted December 30, 2014 Cunts Who take Babies and Toddlers Into the Pub & DOGS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 30, 2014 Report Share Posted December 30, 2014 I blame the fucking smoking ban. It forced pubs to replace lost business by changing from somewhere to go and have a drink, socialise and perhaps offer a pasty or something to supplement the bar snack offerings into mini replicas of those fucking Harvester/Beefeater places. The days of locking the kids in the car with a lemonade and a packet of crisps between them whilst you spent the afternoon getting bladdered are long gone. Never was a truer word spoken, Drew, you can't even drive home pissed nowadays. Well, half way home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted December 30, 2014 Report Share Posted December 30, 2014 That's what you get when you go into a Brewers Fayre pub, cheap shite food, cheap watered down beer and spirits, plus a load of kids chucking plastic balls out of the playpen at all the solitary miserable cunts sitting around moaning about them. Perhaps you should try a weatherspoons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 30, 2014 Report Share Posted December 30, 2014 Victorian sensibilities would keep the rascals in check, allowing for an undisturbed piss up. Give them laudanum with coke and some heroin sherbets to chew on. In fact have some yourself, as it's Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 30, 2014 Report Share Posted December 30, 2014 I miss the old judge, the one in the striped pyjamas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 30, 2014 Report Share Posted December 30, 2014 Some of these NOMs are so bloody boring - like this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 30, 2014 Report Share Posted December 30, 2014 I miss the old judge, the one in the striped pyjamas. Woopee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted December 30, 2014 Report Share Posted December 30, 2014 Pubs are shit anyway. People tell me that I'm not welcome there as they don't take kindly to "nonces", whatever that means. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 30, 2014 Report Share Posted December 30, 2014 Pubs are shit anyway. People tell me that I'm not welcome there as they don't take kindly to "nonces", whatever that means. Good evening Bronski - happy noo year young man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted December 30, 2014 Report Share Posted December 30, 2014 Good evening Bronski - happy noo year young man Cheers Profb, I hope 2015 will be better than 2014 and years aren't as good as they used to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 30, 2014 Report Share Posted December 30, 2014 Cheers Profb, I hope 2015 will be better than 2014 and years aren't as good as they used to be. I hope you find romance in 2015 with a lovely lady. XXX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 30, 2014 Report Share Posted December 30, 2014 I hope you find romance in 2015 with a lovely lady. XXX He will, but most probably an equine two-dimensional one, the fat basement dwelling bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 30, 2014 Report Share Posted December 30, 2014 fuck off Jazz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 30, 2014 Report Share Posted December 30, 2014 As much as I'm trying, I can't understand the point or relevance of your comment. What the fuck are you on about Abdul? It's between me and Herr Oberst. It goes back a long way. September 3rd 1939 to be precise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 30, 2014 Report Share Posted December 30, 2014 I hope you find romance in 2015 with a lovely lady. XXX Why don't YOU do something about Bronski's terminal virginity? Put out or STFU! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 30, 2014 Report Share Posted December 30, 2014 Actually i wasn't talking about kids in pubs but babies in arms, and pushchairs. This is a new phenomenon to me and i have never seen it on such a scale before. I agree that it has something to do with the smoking ban and also cheap supermarket booze. Years ago these fuckers would have never been allowed through the door but you can't afford to turn anyone away these days. I wonder if there is a law against it and, if not, why not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 31, 2014 Report Share Posted December 31, 2014 It's between me and Herr Oberst. It goes back a long way. September 3rd 1939 to be precise. you tell him judy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 31, 2014 Report Share Posted December 31, 2014 you tell him judy That's the trouble with people today Mein Fuhrer........they have no sense of history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 31, 2014 Report Share Posted December 31, 2014 They used a very pretty actress to play Paul Raymond's daughter in that film about him. The real thing looked like the draft dodger himself but in pink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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