Guest judgetwi Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 Probably the biggest cunt in football and, given the top class, white hot, competition, that's quite an achievement. Once again this bastard leaves a club to mysteriously join another club much lower in the food chain. Fortunately for me this head butting tosser has joined the fucking Norwood wankers, the fucking football Pikeys of Sarf London.........and they paid 3.5 million for the privilege! Oh Joy! Watch this cunt appoint backroom staff and buy players who's wives he is fucking or intends to fuck. Watch him blow away the money like a drunken sailor on shore leave. That cunt Parish has just made the biggest financial fuck up of his life. I'm fucking delighted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 I hold the man in highest disdain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 This anti intellectualism is not good for the corner. Death to football types and judy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 I only heard of "Shagger Pardew" vicariously through the witterings of Judge and Scotty, here on the corner some... Two or three years ago. I understand that, as well as his venereal proclivities, he is also an inveterate and luckless gambler. So, he appears to be a hopeless cunt as well. Hey ho! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 Iron talk. Why don't you all pop to Heaven Nightclub and chat about it later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 I remember when Stanley Matthews got pissed, had a fight in a night club and bonked some school girls whilst dressed as Prince Andrew. At least football's image has been cleaned up a bit since then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 Thought I saw Alan Partridge at first and was about to lose it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 I remember when Stanley Matthews got pissed, had a fight in a night club and bonked some school girls whilst dressed as Prince Andrew. At least football's image has been cleaned up a bit since then. Sounds like a great night I had - only I was dressed as Cerys Matthews Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 Sounds like a great night I had - only I was dressed as Cerys Matthews Wish I had thought of that, my Turkey Twizzler outfit was too itchy and hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 Does anyone give a fuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 Wish I had thought of that, my Turkey Twizzler outfit was too itchy and hot. How did you make the disguise? You told me that you was Keith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 you was Keith "You were Keith" - please, please Pen, don't tell me that you are actually moonlighting as ProfB . Multi ID'r cunts, bash bash etc etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 Sounds like a great night I had - only I was dressed as Cerys Matthews Yeah, but you were fuckin catatonic by the end of the evening Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 Yeah, but you were fuckin catatonic by the end of the evening Jesus fucking Christ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 "You were Keith" - please, please Pen, don't tell me that you are actually moonlighting as ProfB . Multi ID'r cunts, bash bash etc etc It is "you was Keith" .. I aint posh no more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 Jesus fucking Christ. Fuck off Stelios, or it's back in the box for you. You fear The Turk and it brings out the worst in you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 I only heard of "Shagger Pardew" vicariously through the witterings of Judge and Scotty, here on the corner some... Two or three years ago. I understand that, as well as his venereal proclivities, he is also an inveterate and luckless gambler. So, he appears to be a hopeless cunt as well. Hey ho! Very true spotts, the judge and I had several conversations about pardew. Regardless of the hairy bikers nomination here, I'd guess that both of us still hold a grudging respect for him. Did a decent job for saints, and the other clubs he managed. That said, I for one would like to see a photo gallery of the current palace players wives and girlfriends. We could have a game of "spot the target". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 Does anyone give a fuck? No. Football is for cunts and irons! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 Salutations, Wozza. We are familiar with most aspects of footie poofery here. The oracle on the subject is Properkhunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 Salutations, Wozza. We are familiar with most aspects of footie poofery here. The oracle on the subject is Properkhunt. Are you implying Proper is a know-it-all football poof? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 Are you implying Proper is a know-it-all football poof? I suspect that he has had to make certain.......... Sacrifices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 I suspect that he has had to make certain.......... Sacrifices. undoubtedly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 On the ball, City! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 Speaking about Sarf of the river poofs, I notice the floodlights went out during the Charlton match. Floodlight failure appears to be a recurring problem at the Valley. I can only assume it's so the locals can give each other a mid-match rimming in private. Probably just one of the many all male bukkake sessions that happen in stadiums every Saturday afternoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 The lamps are going out all over Europe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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