Post personage cunts who ram as many leaflets & shite they can through me l-box want shooting.

[Guest]

Royal Mail cuntbreeds shove leaflets & dear homeowner shite through me letterbox weekly. I met me postman walking up me path the other day, he said “here is some rubbish for you”, so they know they are delivery rubbish. The rubbish included a Salvation Army letter with those frigging coasters they are currently obsessed with sending me - what happened to the bloody biros that never worked? & what shite will they think of sending next?

 

Bugger off with your rubbish.  

[Cuntybaws]

Bugger off with your rubbish.  

What, rubbish like FULL MOON witchcraft nominations you mean? Don't let Cat's adulation go to your head - she's always had a soft spot for tedious cunts.

[Guest]

 It's a legit nom -nevertheless,  though have I lost count how many times we have been through the same nom. Maybe that's where the full moon witchcraft thing comes in.

[Guest]

Don't be so rude, Spotto said me Full Moon wasn't a cunt.

[Guest]

If any junk mail has a pre-paid return envelope put some dog shit or something in and post it back. That's what I do.

Thank you for the top tip.

[Cuntybaws]

It's a legit nom -nevertheless, though have I lost count how many times we have been through the same nom. Maybe that's where the full moon witchcraft thing comes in.

If you didn't read the sheep's pile of shit nomination yesterday before it was deleted by mild-mannered moderator Spotto then you are one lucky cunt!

[Guest JackoTC]

Royal Mail cuntbreeds shove leaflets & dear homeowner shite through me letterbox weekly. I met me postman walking up me path the other day, he said “here is some rubbish for you”, so they know they are delivery rubbish. The rubbish included a Salvation Army letter with those frigging coasters they are currently obsessed with sending me - what happened to the bloody biros that never worked? & what shite will they think of sending next?

 

Bugger off with your rubbish.  

Its beginning to wear thin, and I'm not talking about Keef's stepmom's gusset.

[Guest]

Why am I always attacked? I hoped your postman sticks all his junk mail in your gob.

[Decimus]

Its beginning to wear thin, and I'm not talking about Keef's stepmom's gusset.

It's her perineum I'm more concerned about.

[White Cunt]

Nothing wrong with shooting, ProfB. It will get the message accross, I promise.

[Guest]

If you didn't read the sheep's pile of shit nomination yesterday before it was deleted by mild-mannered moderator Spotto then you are one lucky cunt!

 

Unlucky me. I guess a matter of right place, wrong time.

[Cuntybaws]

Unlucky me. I guess a matter of right place, wrong time.

In an infinite multiverse there must by definition exist a reality in wihich the sheep is not a cunt. I take this as absolute proof that we do not live in an infinite multiverse. Reductio ad absurdum.

[Guest Snatch]

Sheep,it got removed. Get on with life.

[Guest KuntaCunty]

Sheep, please lay down under the slot and see of one of those pesky leaflets won't slice across your throat.