Guest Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 Pull my nightie down when you're finished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 Is that it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 It's endorphin time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 I am sad to report the results of a recent field experiment which indicate that the employment of this particular phrase is not conducive to one's testicular health. PS The sample size of this experiment so far is just one. This may not be statistically significant, but I'll be dipped in dogshit if I'm trying it out twice! You deserved that kick in the bollocks. Nobody talks to me like that, and you might at least have bought me a drink first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 It was a line in a film I saw many years ago, I didn't actually 'queue for cocks' you cretin. Extraordinary! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 Honest, tears are the best lube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 Hmmm, your sister sucks better than you. But your brother's not up to much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 Hook em out for the lads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 Honest, tears are the best lube. "A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 "A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying" And holding a shitty nappy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Oi lass, you awake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Oi lass, you awake? Or, oh sorry, didnt realise you were awake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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