Guest judgetwi Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 An inevitable victim of the technological revolution. Just as the Page 3 girl replaced "Health and Efficiency" so instant access to internet porn makes this particular wank material redundant. Of course dirty little cunts, so prevalent on this site, can always find the strangest stimuli for the five finger shuffle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 It'll either go underground (like badger baiting) or they'll end up as prostitutes (like children in care) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 There should be more naked wimmiz in everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 Melinda Messenger has aged well, so as Linda Lusardi. Funny seeing them on chat shows and dodgy builder programmes knowing that I used to regularly look at their vertical bacon sandwiches. We've had this conversation on here before Londo - doesn't someone here know them both or has met them ? Cobra ? Fender ? I'm sure they met LL recently. She was a natural good looker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 It'll either go underground (like badger baiting) or they'll end up as prostitutes (like children in care) I had a Badger pyjama case as a child. It was called Bongo. I don't know if that helps any ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 Alfie Noakes, pointed this out previous page of thread. Just testing you, keeping you sharp for your war on Punk, Rat, etc etc. Keep up the good work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 That's really sad actually, I'd like to say I still would but I'd be lying. So there you go girls, hook your man before your looks fade, otherwise you'll be fifty sitting on your own in a draughty cold room with a cat for company. Fuck me..........and they say romance is dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 That's really sad actually, I'd like to say I still would but I'd be lying. So there you go girls, hook your man before your looks fade, otherwise you'll be fifty sitting on your own in a draughty cold room with a cat for company. Did someone call? Seriously guys, come on. You all sound like a right bunch of muppets on this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 Did someone call? Seriously guys, come on. You all sound like a right bunch of muppets on this thread. Tits are the greatest things on earth. Men's brains are programmed to search out the best pair to feed our offspring. No man can resist, we're too fucking simple. 200,000 years worth of evolution ended by silicone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 I had a Badger pyjama case as a child. It was called Bongo. I don't know if that helps any ? There was always something of the night about you Jacko Bongo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 No tits on Page 3 of the Sun any more, but cunts on every other page still. That would be The Daily Telegraph. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 There should be more naked wimmiz in everything. Only if they're fit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 Only if they're fit! Pfft. Fussy cunt. Doesnt matter, naked wimminz is naked wimminz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 21, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 He may be feeling left out due to his incapacity for human attraction, so I have found something that may raise Keith's spirits, and undoubtedly his miniscule penis. http://www.horse-news.net/2015/01/china-begins-mass-producing-inflatable.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 Samantha Fox has aged much better.A lot more experienced in the art of dyking as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 So why have Sun newspaper stopped printing them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 So why have Sun newspaper stopped printing them?Some of the boob jobs were so proportionate they never had enough room on the page. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 Some of the boob jobs were so proportionate they never had enough room on the page. So the plumber this morning was wrong when he told me it was a "bunch of ugly, hairy chested lesbians who are fucking jealous 'cos thy is munters innit"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 So the plumber this morning was wrong when he told me it was a "bunch of ugly, hairy chested lesbians who are fucking jealous 'cos thy is munters innit"? Well you only have to look at Caroline Lucas etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 Well you only have to look at Caroline Lucas etc. Is that Matt Lucas' twin sister? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 Plenty of tits but you normally have to look for them in the small print. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 Is that Matt Lucas' twin sister? Very good, unfortunately she is the Brighton Green MP who wore a Ban Page Three T shirt in parliament. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 21, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 Limited edition to sell a few million copies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 Did someone call? Seriously guys, come on. You all sound like a right bunch of muppets on this thread. Then go on a poofs site if you want men talking about make-up and shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 Very good, unfortunately she is the Brighton Green MP who wore a Ban Page Three T shirt in parliament. As a person of the fairer sex, I care not one jot if a young lady earns her living getting her breasts out in a shite Red top. If I was the editor of that newspaper I'd switch it to page 4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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