Stubby Pecker Posted January 23, 2015 Report Posted January 23, 2015 Showing our respect for the ex leader of one of the most oppressive countries (and oil rich) in the world. Makes you proud to be British. I wonder which of our lot they'll send to the funeral at our expense? Quote
cuntspotter Posted January 23, 2015 Report Posted January 23, 2015 Send Andy, he can flog 'em a couple of battleships while he's there. Quote
Stubby Pecker Posted January 23, 2015 Author Report Posted January 23, 2015 Send Andy, he can flog 'em a couple of battleships while he's there. I think he'd by there for the sex slaves these princes and sheiks inevitably have. Quote
Cuntybaws Posted January 23, 2015 Report Posted January 23, 2015 I don't know about flags at half mast, but dead Arabs certainly give me a semi! Quote
Stubby Pecker Posted January 23, 2015 Author Report Posted January 23, 2015 I don't know about flags at half mast, but dead Arabs certainly give me a semi! I propose a CC pilgrimage to Saudi to pay our respects. We could watch a bit of footie, build some snow men, write a blog and bring the WAGS to do the driving. How many lashes is that each? Quote
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 23, 2015 Report Posted January 23, 2015 Fucking bollocks, I do not feel any sadness at the passing of any elitist royal from any country. Fuck them all and their medieval ways. Quote
Guest DrCunt Posted January 23, 2015 Report Posted January 23, 2015 I don't know about flags at half mast, but dead Arabs certainly give me a semi! What if they are wrapped in a Bronco shroud? Quote
White Cunt Posted January 23, 2015 Report Posted January 23, 2015 What if they are wrapped in a Bronco shroud? Very good. Brony should represent CC at the funeral. We must all chip in and buy our man a bag of assorted narcotics to make him feel his best and perform accordingly. Quote
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 23, 2015 Report Posted January 23, 2015 I propose a CC pilgrimage to Saudi to pay our respects. We could watch a bit of footie, build some snow men, write a blog and bring the WAGS to do the driving. How many lashes is that each?Count me in if there's singing and dancing, and wine. Quote
White Cunt Posted January 23, 2015 Report Posted January 23, 2015 Count me in if there's singing and dancing, and wine. I have wine for you Mrs Gobnobbler. With six cases suffice? We don't want to go empty-handed. Quote
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 23, 2015 Report Posted January 23, 2015 I have wine for you Mrs Gobnobbler. With six cases suffice? We don't want to go empty-handed.Make it a barrel and I'll provide my own funnel - I'll take it straight from the tap. Are we taking gifts? Quote
Guest DrCunt Posted January 23, 2015 Report Posted January 23, 2015 I don't know about flags at half mast, but dead Arabs certainly give me a semi! You disrespectful cunt. I've been at full wood all day out of respect. A man in an oversized waistcoat will be paying you a visit very soon. Quote
White Cunt Posted January 23, 2015 Report Posted January 23, 2015 Make it a barrel and I'll provide my own funnel - I'll take it straight from the tap. Are we taking gifts? I am currently working on a wreath made out of pigs' trotters as a tribute. Will you bring any presents? Quote
cuntspotter Posted January 23, 2015 Report Posted January 23, 2015 As has been said by others previously... War Is war but business is business. There is the stink of pragmatism all over UKs relationship with this bunch. A great many ordinary people don't like it and don't understand it. Quote
White Cunt Posted January 23, 2015 Report Posted January 23, 2015 As has been said by others previously... War Is war but business is business. There is the stink of pragmatism all over UKs relationship with this bunch. A great many ordinary people don't like it and understand it. War is business. The most money is made there. The suckers, I mean the public are paying for it in more ways than one. Quote
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 23, 2015 Report Posted January 23, 2015 Send Jimmy Savile's remains. Quote
White Cunt Posted January 24, 2015 Report Posted January 24, 2015 Send Jimmy Savile's remains. [/quot Too late now. His fertiliser metamorphosis is benefiting some weeds in a ditch. Quote
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 24, 2015 Report Posted January 24, 2015 Too late now. His fertiliser metamorphosis is benefiting some weeds in a ditch. Send a bomber payload of liquified pig shit, and fertilize the entire fucking country, and send the muzzah cunts scurrying into the persian gulf where hopefully they'll drown like rats on a sinking ship. Quote
Guest ducunti Posted January 24, 2015 Report Posted January 24, 2015 Why can't they have the funeral by video conference, I reckon Mr Windsor is a dab hand at that now he's reduced only to internet sex. Quote
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 24, 2015 Report Posted January 24, 2015 I am currently working on a wreath made out of pigs' trotters as a tribute. Will you bring any presents? Wanting to make a big impression I fancied creating a life size model of St Paul's cathedral out of fag ends but as its not going fit on the bus I've had to come up with something that packs up small but displays big. I'm pretty handy with a sewing machine so I've decided to make a set of 60ft tall sky dancers. There'll be 18 of them in total in the image of the following: Jesus Christ, Virgin Mary, Joseph, Mary Magdalene, Angel Gabriel, 12 disciples, and God. And if I've got time to make another one, Conchita Wurst. This display will require loud music for the full ambience. Ideas anyone? Quote
Decimus Posted January 24, 2015 Report Posted January 24, 2015 As has been said by others previously... War Is war but business is business. There is the stink of pragmatism all over UKs relationship with this bunch. A great many ordinary people don't like it and don't understand it. Good point, Spot. A perfect example of this came to my attention today. Apparently that grinning jackanape Blair wrote a letter to that dress wearing cunt Gadaffi saying "I trust that you and your family are well" and signed off with his tongue firmly up his arse "yours ever, Tony." Fucking despicable cunt. 1 Quote
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 24, 2015 Report Posted January 24, 2015 Good point, Spot. A perfect example of this came to my attention today. Apparently that grinning jackanape Blair wrote a letter to that dress wearing cunt Gadaffi saying "I trust that you and your family are well" and signed off with his tongue firmly up his arse "yours ever, Tony." Fucking despicable cunt.This cunt is forever sticking his sneck in. Isn't it time he got done for war crimes or something. Anything just to shut the cunt up. Quote
White Cunt Posted January 24, 2015 Report Posted January 24, 2015 This cunt is forever sticking his sneck in. Isn't it time he got done for war crimes or something. Anything just to shut the cunt up. Surely, he must be on Isis most wanted list. Are those cunts asleep? Quote
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 24, 2015 Report Posted January 24, 2015 Surely, he must be on Isis most wanted list. Are those cunts asleep? Pencil pushers in France must be easy pickings. Quote
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