colonelkurtz Posted January 27, 2015 Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 The verbal wank that the twat of a presenter comes out with while the pretentious tossers [always without exception Jacinta and Dominic types] nod in smug self satisfied agreement is always guaranteed to raise a rant from yours truly although mrs colonel seems transfixed by this shite.For every brown nosing mention of sympathetically distressed weatherboarding or delightfully evocative yet uber functional lighting I find myself having another swig and hurling foul mouthed insults at the tv. Thank fuck for "On the Buses" itv3, itv3+1 weekdays, on line anytime you desire and often available in most formats at Lidl media , technology and entertainment section. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 27, 2015 Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 I have submitted a number of designs to the programme and the cunts have failed to take me up on any of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted January 27, 2015 Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 I have submitted a number of designs to the programme and the cunts have failed to take me up on any of them. Don't tell me.... Were they for shower blocks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 27, 2015 Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 Don't tell me.... Were they for shower blocks? That's not fair DC. There was a whole host of other features too. I'd even thought of transport links for fucks sake. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 27, 2015 Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 I don't need to watch dumbdown tv, the view from my balcony of my penthouse suite overlooking Regents Park is quite spectacular this time of year. Why are you wasting time on here then, del? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 27, 2015 Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 I like winding londonm up, he's so easy to bite on anything I say, he's an extremely jealous and bitter person caused by his low inbreeding family. That may be true, del... but surely you'd admit that you're very fucking dopey. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 27, 2015 Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 Why are you wasting time on here then, del? Which is a polite way of saying "why don't you fuck off then, Del?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 27, 2015 Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 That may be true, del... but surely you'd admit that you're very fucking dopey. If you were to make a new box of flids Frank, would Del go in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 27, 2015 Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 If you were to make a new box of flids Frank, would Del go in? BOF rules clearly state that each and every sap has the opportunity to prove themselves cuntworthy before boxed. Space is limited. Fortunately for donkey-del, the dipstick didn't pass registration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 BOF rules clearly state that each and every sap has the opportunity to prove themselves cuntworthy before boxed. Space is limited. Fortunately for donkey-del, the dipstick didn't pass registration. Being an insider to the BOF, I'd just like to say there are some rather decent chaps in here. We've ordered quite a large quantity of booze and take away kebabs. Frank, be good fellow and let the lad in when he arrives! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 I have submitted a number of designs to the programme and the cunts have failed to take me up on any of them. Dear Mr. Rat After reviewing your most recent property plans, I'm afraid the producers of Grand Designs are unwilling to assist you with either "Fritzl Manor", or "House-schwitz"... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 No-one else think the cunt looks like a lizard?? His tongue keeps darting in and out like he's eyeing up a small furry rodent for lunch... (carefully ratty...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 Ah, I love this site and all of my friends on it especially Franky and Ape, their insults I take as compliments to my intelligent wit and contribution to this otherwise cuntish site. It's a pleasure doing business with you Del :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 This....Location Location Location....all this house buying / renovating wank for the TV drudge-monkeys.Why don't they just call it 'sneering at the poor' or' you'll never afford anything like this' or 'how to turn a small fortune into fuck all via a wanky vanity project'At least that'd be honest.Mind you, you'd still have the horrors of the pretentious, 'up-the-arse' comments of the presenters to deal with.Nitromors enema for the cunts is my best advice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 Dear Mr. Rat After reviewing your most recent property plans, I'm afraid the producers of Grand Designs are unwilling to assist you with either "Fritzl Manor", or "House-schwitz"... There's a load of cunts at the BBC and they need sorting out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 There's a load of cunts at the BBC and they need sorting out By "load of cunts" did you secretly mean Alan Yentob? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 There's a load of cunts at the BBC and they need sorting out That should appeal to your fucking primitive urges. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 By "load of cunts" did you secretly mean Alan Yentob? Robert Peston or David Aaronovitch perhaps. Yentob is like a pantomime shroom; almost a caricature. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 That should appeal to your fucking primitive urges. Another cunt in the know. Keep the faith Alfie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 Another cunt in the know. Keep the faith Alfie Well we are an endangered species and of course if it's an endangered species I say fuck 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 That should appeal to your fucking primitive urges. You like eating people alive in a frying pan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 Another cunt in the know. Keep the faith Alfie What's your avatar all about Ratty? I thought it was a bust of an SS trooper, but its got the nose of "one of them sorts". It looks like a young Pato Banton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 You like eating people alive in a frying pan. I think I will leave it to brony to spunk all over the director general though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 What's your avatar all about Ratty? I thought it was a bust of an SS trooper, but its got the nose of "one of them sorts". It looks like a young Pato Banton. Looks like Idi Amin to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 What's your avatar all about Ratty? I thought it was a bust of an SS trooper, but its got the nose of "one of them sorts". It looks like a young Pato Banton. Alfie's right, it's my old mate Idi, panto African dictator par excellence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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